Went to the VOD to find the injury moment that apparently set the Chicago coach off. It was correctly officiated *by the 24/25 version of the rules* (which the NWSL is still using). When play was stopped Lacasse was the last person to touch the ball so the ball is dropped for Utah

Emma Sears loves going brrrrrr and I love watching her do it

Ah yes the old "writing canner-ed" cutback, never fails

Never a doubt, Tigers (ok there were some doubts)

Noooooo dog not the Silver One. Pour one out for my boy Kimagure Cook. Or, well don't actually that'll make the problem worse

Lmao

Look they may not be able to actually relegate the jets and dolphins but at least we should spiritually relegate them to the ACC by airing this game on the CW

How your email finds me:

Run me my top 25 ranking

Kennedy Bell Gordie Howe hat trick 🔥

Kaleigh McPherson banger hell yeah

MSU has been somewhere between pretty good to elite at possessing the ball and entering the final third this whole year, they just never bothered to actually create scoring chances when they did. Now that they're creating chances, they are Scoring

Racing Louisville vs Angel City:

REAL

Me when my meal delivery service was good

Renee Watson is having a fantastic game tonight, unbelievable vision on both of MSU's goals

11 minute 98 yard TD drive 😩 I'll be in my bunk

this exists it is called thinking

Getting drunk and wearing one of these in the supporters section would go stupid hard I'm a little jealous

Utah just beating ass now?

Houston the first team to escape the Chicago Trap?

Larisey just put Sam Cary in The Device

Important @arielledror.bsky.social news

I haven't typically kept a ranking in my head but Egwene al'Vere is likely my favorite female character in fiction. Never have I gone from so meh on a character to utterly astonished

WHAT

First team to have the Wilhelm scream when the ball hits the post will have my undying loyalty

Poor Jalen Nailor was in the 2018 Redbox bowl and now has to play in this game, heartbreaking

Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye You were bigger than the whole sky

This tweet has lived rent free in my head for almost a year and I see it's relevant again

How to sacrifice your body to prevent goals from being scored: a story by 15 Houston Dash players

Oh hey the Lions play today

Hooting and Hollering in my dad's living room

I turned on the tennis at the beginning of set 2 and I could see immediately how tired anisimova is and yet she's still hitting the absolute piss out of the ball

Nobody: Jeremiyah Love:

The great football ending of all time

Ball goes here

Called my dad right before Ludmila's first goal and had to sit there silently for all four goals after that, that was insane

The Houston Dash have not lost a game in two months

Lads the HONK I just honked

Used to be you could watch Michael Penis on Big Nude on Fox. Now you can't anymore because of woke

Now that the FBI has "cleaned up" DC maybe they can put a stop to the worst crime I witnessed there, which was someone stealing my order at the Spirit Squadron brunch

The Michigan State Spartans play soccer today

In another universe I became a Victory fan and thus, the World's biggest Kayla Morrison fan. Her story is so cool

Marta, the Rosengard player?

Inspired by a @mattsmusings1.bsky.social idea, had to apply a certain audio to this defensive calamity by Brazil