Every Lions fan over 25 just shivered hearing the words "10 second runoff" on the mic, even if it was against the other team

Me when I win my gladiator duel and the emperor throws me in the lion pit

this is actually the first balk to ever happen in any sport

Fine. I will do it. I will serve on the MSU board of trustees

A little easier to do it indoors but I applaud the effort fellas

The soccer is starting

EGG FIGHT

Bro sounds like he's fighting through a Popeye's biscuit

Got him on the wrist though that should be two free throws

Ok, it's getting a little too weird guys let's reign it in

A questionable call, against the Lions? Well that's new

My Wake Up Dead Man review: we most once again unfortunately hand it to the Catholics

This is the perfect way to describe it

CURRENT MOOD

Insane goal from Alabama what a strike that was

Sweet sweet sweet sixteen, baby

It's fuckin gamedaaaaayyyyy

A questionable call, against the Lions? Well that's new

While we're on the subject of "American jobs being 'stolen'" let's talk about soccer coaches, Mr Brit

Oh no they let him into the UWCL he's too powerful

This game was so funny to watch, I'm so glad I showed up early to see the second half

I think I took minor permanent psychic damage having to read "Joey Harrington" on that list the NWSL published today

Talk your shit Kayla Briggs!!

Nothing's real in the first game of the year but Adelaide's backline is way too experienced to give up the goals they did in the first half

I'm assuming for my sanity that this is just a bit since it's on tiktok but I have some notes because this would've gone to 11/10 if it immediately punched the dude in the dick after hitting the mirror

DUB DUB DUB DUB DUB DUB

Gross

God he really is the stupidest person alive

Me when I touch the rice of pain and agony

Ladies and gentlemen the Houston Dash

CHOTINER: So you're attending a No Kings protest today. ME: That's right. CHOTINER: But according to Steam, you've played over 450 hours of Crusader Kings 3. ME: Okay, well- Now hold on. That's sort of unfair. CHOTINER: Oh? ME: Sometimes I play as a duke or a count. CHOTINER: I see.

Pharaoh in Exodus 8:

Oh so Shohei is literally just Chip Hilton

The Lions have #establishedit

Remember kids you should always follow your dreams, cause then maybe someday someone will pay you not to coach their football team

So what, is it illegal to eat a sandwich now?

Notably a fan base that hasn't had to deal with many controversial calls

War of the Worlds ass post

Anyone wanna tell the Mercury Aja Wilson is good and they should probably make a high post entry a little more difficult than that or

Mary Fowler that's right, Adelaide legend

Went to the VOD to find the injury moment that apparently set the Chicago coach off. It was correctly officiated *by the 24/25 version of the rules* (which the NWSL is still using). When play was stopped Lacasse was the last person to touch the ball so the ball is dropped for Utah

Emma Sears loves going brrrrrr and I love watching her do it

Ah yes the old "writing canner-ed" cutback, never fails

Never a doubt, Tigers (ok there were some doubts)