She is a drug and Filipa Patão cannot quit

Gotta #boxout after the shot

House divided flags usually look pretty cursed but for some reason that half US half Guatamala flag kinda went hard

The Odyssey (2026)

If this game wants to just go completely insane for the next 50ish minutes I'm fine with that

The Janine Sonis enjoyers remain vindicated going on about 5 years now

I think if he and mccall Zerboni called a game together some of the players would fall asleep

Claire Hutton is unbelievable man

Boston r u ok

Mel B that's sensational

I have to tell you guys I have no idea what's going on in these referee meetings. I've lost count after at least 5 incidents that you could put in a training class on "this is a reckless challenge," "this is SPA" and the referees are refusing to give any of them

Mbappe:

@coffeefirm.bsky.social Hal Hershfelt (Washington spirit player) has discovered lemonade coffee

Extra time plus the Dash game starting

Egypt's jerseys are sick actually I never noticed the details on the front until we got the pk closeups

this video from the bbc about texas bbq is frying me

I will be consuming my body weight in caiprinhas each day next year I am READY

If this were a basketball game I would be telling the players in the locker room that the refs will start calling the ticky tack stuff, it just has that vibe. Halftime is when the ref crew can talk about getting control of the match

Definitely not a penalty but it was funny to watch the referee simultaneously make sure Bosnia held the throw in for a VAR check and definitively wave off the penalty shouts

So if you're the US/Bosnia you're definitely happy that went to ET but did you want them to go to penalties so you have tape on that or does winning a shootout give them the confidence if the next one also does

Scrolling through the list for fun and I received a vision from heaven of a Kimmi Ascanio-Maggie Graham midfield that hit me like a thunderbolt

Might fuck around and go watch the Dash play in person this month

Was in a meeting for most of the game and had to check if the goat scored

I hope parents and coaches are ready to be kicked out of games if they try this in a game I'm doing because I will not be having it

Occasionally I like to think about the alternate universes of me picking teams to root for. There's a reality out there where I became a big Utah Royals fan and it would have been mostly because of Katie Stengel and Lo Labonta

*clearing throat* so ackshually, they're called Kicks from the Ma- *the 23/24 Laws of the Game come spinning through the air and somehow cleanly decapitate me*

Weat mall imo

I keep seeing complaints about JP Dellacamera not being excited during goals but idk this Austria goal sounds hype

Both open play goals in this game were sensational, great reactions and finishes from the strikers

I'm enjoying the concept of a concacaf team that doesn't understand the idea of shithousing

I'd like to humbly submit "KC Disgracey" as a rhyme to use if this happens

Only took em 6 years, I guess they can't all be the Houston Dash 🙂

I don't know if y'all have seen the lady that does fusion cooking, where her boyfriend throws darts at a map and she has to make a meal that combines two random places. Shes a cooking wizard, I don't know how she comes up with the ideas for these

It kinda rocks that Marina Mabrey is both insane and good

The color matchup for Germany Ecuador is pretty good but why are the refs wearing the same color as Germany's shorts

It's time for this one again

Scotland please, you only have so many feet to shoot

The girl reading this ☺️

WHAT

It's the Year of the Blue Shark, as many people are saying

I went to bed and they gave y'all a Reign game to watch?