Why does Manny Jacinto have an English accent?

Ways to eat a pop tart: toasted vs untoasted crust first vs ...

We're just two pop tarts dreaming of a toaster, year after year.

This game is so brunch drunk, it's perfect.

Refs installed gutter bumpers for Pitt

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

SO sits down to watch the Go Bowling Military Bowl "seems like a lot of gutter balls so far"

Morning with Derpy Tiger

wait a sec... 🍳🥓

Dewey Cox, the nation needs you to return and save us from the recent scourge of music biopics.

putting in reps

This nerd says fur trees.

My gifts this year fall under the categories of grilling, bourbon, and K-Pop Demon Hunters. 🫰

🎄

It was Christmas Eve, babe, in the...

Seems suspicious that @rodger.bsky.social's alma mater is playing in the bowl game that is clearly sponsored by his newsletter.

A&M volleyball had more blocks & pancakes than their football team did.

what can't Dr Strange do?

When the kids are on winter break, everyone chips in a little extra

Ouchtown, Population #15

🎵it’s a duck in a box🎵

Ducks, your defense is...

IT'SCO TIME! 🦆

It's good to see Buzz Williams coaching in the ACC again

Adam Jones dot 😱

🔔 *bong*

Dear Santa... 📝

*strums guitar* 🎸🎶🎶🎶

why haven't we kicked off yet?

hmmm... got some catching up to do.

Mateer is SHIFTY

$54 for the number of days the coaching search took seems like a good donation amount.

You can't take that to bed with you...

I thought this was a photo of Dan Fisher looking at his team's championship match appearances 😭

I take it all back we should absolutely let AI run the vending machines

why do I have a gif of @lebrownlow.bsky.social demonstrating the spurtle on my phone?

just got headbutt in the gut when this blockhead sneezed.

Texas A&M really went into Lincoln and took down both Louisville and Nebraska!

Ew.

The Fox feed for UCONN vs USC is 🚮

Prairie View A&M: why not both?

🎶Love lift us up where we belong🎶

Dan Meske be like...

NCAA really tried to set up a Nebraska vs Louisville match, but Reveille & co spoiled it

Decided to go to see The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo after a DC brunch. Snuck in a burrito (because drunk but still hungry) and proceeded to spill half of it in the back row of the theater.

Our dainty bowling ball got the zoomies!