Lauren Brownlow
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It almost looks like Sean Payton is wearing a Durham Bulls hoodie and I find that incredibly upsetting
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always loved the atlanta falcons. (not really but genuinely have a steadily growing affection for them because their fans understand even more than we do what true football angst feels like)
add a skeleton here at some point
2 days ago
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I feel like I had to cut one of the wires on the bomb and I cut the one that didn't make it blow up but I really had no idea before I cut
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Love you, Kyle Pitts
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the saints literally exist to ruin my life
2 days ago
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I hate all of you that posted as if this game were over very much
2 days ago
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"second surge" well sure that's what happens when you don't blow the whistle once forward progress is stopped
2 days ago
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THROW ANOTHER PICK TYLER PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY
2 days ago
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we get it you love Chase Young
2 days ago
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WHY ARE THE FALCONS LIKE THIS WHERE WAS BIJAN ROBINSON IS HE SICK IS HE HURT
2 days ago
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STOP SAYING THE GAME IS OVER YOU JERKS
2 days ago
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guys there is plenty of time for....well, we all know
2 days ago
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OH MY GOD DEE ALFORD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
2 days ago
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I'm dying inside
2 days ago
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Listen I am biased because I do not care for the Saints but the announcers seem very excited when they do anything good
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it's like watching the saints beat us three times
2 days ago
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Pacing and doing everything I possibly can to avoid swearing oh my god
3 days ago
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I NEED DAVE CANALES TO GET MAD
3 days ago
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I'M GOOD AND FURIOUS BUT THERE ARE CHILDREN IN THE HOUSE I AM IN SO I AM SCREAMING ON THE INSIDE
3 days ago
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Ummmm thank you Tampa for not trying to score
3 days ago
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I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU ROSIE WELL I HAVEN'T BUT I CAN BE HONEST ABOUT THAT I LOVE YOU NOW
3 days ago
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I just googled when is rain stopping in Tampa and the news was not very good
3 days ago
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Imagine taking the bait from Baker Mayfield
3 days ago
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Mike Evans long ago reached Julio Jones status with me where he's too good to hate so I silently revere and respect him while dreading every moment he's on the field against my team
3 days ago
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how embarrassing is it to get a PI and let them catch it
3 days ago
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Well when you put it that way
add a skeleton here at some point
3 days ago
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A cannon for a first down? gonna be a long-ass afternoon
3 days ago
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Wow Mike Evans has done a lot of damage to the panthers over his career first I'm hearing of it
3 days ago
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I stayed at my best friend’s last night and she’s trying to convince me to stay for the Panthers game today to watch it with her….and her (very nice!) Bucs’ fan boyfriend
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Kat Tenbarge
4 days ago
When I've talked to deepfake victims, both public figures and everyday people, I've heard horror stories about police laughing them out the door, girls getting expelled for reporting their classmates, and lawyers advising them that suing would just make it worse. This is abuse culture in action.
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David Wunderlich
5 days ago
I wanted Miami and/or Georgia to lose anyway, but I’m really glad they won’t play because we won’t have to sit through someone trying to retcon Carson Beck vs. His Old Team into some kind of grand season-long narrative that it never, ever was
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look no offense to pete golding or sean mcdonough but I don't think pete golding is going to be writing a book
5 days ago
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He's from Cornelius!
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lmao Georgia has all its timeouts
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Michael Felder
5 days ago
go score because this is stupid
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my god what a hit
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Bral Turlick
6 days ago
Louisville has advanced to the Transitive National Semis.
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ACC so tough Miami can't even get to the title game; my column
6 days ago
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lmao ohio state fans are LEAVING?
6 days ago
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WOWWWWW
6 days ago
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oh my god they just said on Sportscenter that the Panthers could get into the playoffs with a loss if the Falcons win next week lmaoooooo
8 days ago
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Oh dear
8 days ago
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The funniest part of this so far is it would normally be the Falcons sabotaging their own draft pick but...they traded that pick to the Rams.
8 days ago
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Panthers vs. Bucs: someone has to win, right?
9 days ago
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I should have stayed disengaged. That's on me. I should have channeled full Meredith energy.
9 days ago
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JAYCEE NOOOOOOOOO
9 days ago
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So
@ravanos.bsky.social
just texted me that he spotted a Jake Delhomme jersey on Rodeo Drive and that has to win for most random jersey of the day
9 days ago
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Come on Sam, you know you'd really like to throw a pick-six right now
9 days ago
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lmao at the broadcast showing a Dolphins fan in the crowd at the...Seahawks-Panthers game
9 days ago
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well, at least I can mentally log out
9 days ago
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