When you get to the Love Island recoupling after Casa Amor and there are 55 minutes left in the episode

Omg I didn’t know this was an ADHD problem although it makes sense I feel so seen

If North Carolina pro teams have anything in common it’s that they will make you sweat it out

I really have to pee but I will miss something in the Canes game I just know it

Instead of giving that engagement-bait Guardian article the quote-sharing it wants, share some recent Horror journalism that’s actually good. For example, @sharai.bsky.social’s dissection of how @shudder.com is making us all better horror watchers and critics through diverse programming?

Laurie Metcalf is back in Hacks this week and she’s so freaking funny 🤣

absolutely wild scoop by my @indyweek.bsky.social colleague @ccourtneybohl.bsky.social on the Town of Cary’s $330k spend on “documentary-style videos about town projects and culture”—including a mini doc about the leadup to a staff flash dance—for internal use.

Why are so many grown ass adults comfortable making kids sacrifice their earning potential when these adults could simply not watch and effect change?

I HATE IT HERE

I finished my first read of Pet Sematary last night and oh my god that messed me up. I'm not sure how a book can be that viscerally upsetting and yet have me so sure I'm going to read it again at some point because it might actually be his best book

If I had something like this, I'd 100% discover it watching the Panthers the same way

Think I've written this story each of the last three years. Yes, sports betting is legal in North Carolina. No, you can't bet on Saturday's Kentucky Derby. (CC: @lukedecock.bsky.social) www.wral.com/sports/sport...

These men want to be "honored." Most women just want to BE. GTFOH

I have binged a season of a half of Euphoria in the last 24 hours which feels simultaneously a horrible choice and the only choice once I started it

"Pittsburgh - I'll keep this short, like your postseason."

Love that the dude picking for the Panthers took the time to shout out his dog

I am....pretty happy? What is this? Am I OK?

RUEBEN PLEASE DO NOT DESTROY BRYCE YOUNG I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED YOU

FIRST THE BUCS DID IT TO ME WITH VEA AND NOW BAIN. I CAN'T

Trying to will Freeling or Bain to fall to the Panthers

I'm supposed to podcast with @ravanos.bsky.social after the Panthers pick but I would not have been able to because I would have broken my laptop in half

OH THANK GOD

PLEASE DO NOT LET THE SAINTS DRAFT CALEB DOWNS MAKE IT ILLEGAL

OH MY GOD I FEEL LIKE I'M IN A HORROR MOVIE PLEASE DO NOT LET THIS HAPPEN TO ME

Every pick that goes by without Caleb Downs getting drafted and without the Panthers trading up to get him makes my heart hurt more

@hollyanderson.bsky.social I’m listening to the 4/8 Fullcast and I can’t tell you how badly I need a journalist on either the 311 cruise or the Collective Soul (and friends) cruise

Hornets win

Shoutout to the dude holding up a Bobcats Kemba jersey behind Ball in this interview

Wow never a doubt

Jesus Christ Hornets

Don’t take Coby out

I finally got to Hush in my Buffy watch and I figured there’s no way it could live up to the hype. I was right, but only because it EXCEEDED it. An all-time episode of TV. And The Gentleman is still haunting my nightmares days later.

The Hornets started getting national media love so I knew they were in trouble

Coby White!!!

I’m watching Season 4 of Buffy, hear a familiar voice and…HOW DID NONE OF YOU TELL ME PEDRO PASCAL WAS IN BUFFY

If I'm getting out of the capsule I'm getting out with hair dyed white screaming "LONGER THAN YOU THINK!"

The Royals accidentally went full bisexual flag with their new city connect uniforms, and I'm here for it.

I chaperoned an all-day beach field trip yesterday and one of the parts of it was an ecological boat trip to a tiny island and I spent a not-insignificant portion of it wanting either a prestige TV show or a reality show about the people who work on those boats

I kind of want to watch Euphoria but do I need to watch the first two seasons

Cinema

All I can think of during this Survivor immunity challenge is

When that show hits it hits so hard

My son just found out Cappy isn’t in the new Mario movie and he asked if he could use my phone for a sec and he googled “how to sue Nintendo”

Carolina and Duke both went 19

I can’t believe they both did this in the same NCAA Tournament

Me: covering my kid up for bed, I drop a blanket, mutter “Jesus Christ” Alexa: “Jesus, also referred to as Jesus of Nazareth or Jesus Christ, was…..” 😩😆🤣😭

The basketball looks like a ghost got trapped inside it

WHY DO WE HAVE TO SEE ITS EYES MOVING