It almost looks like Sean Payton is wearing a Durham Bulls hoodie and I find that incredibly upsetting

always loved the atlanta falcons. (not really but genuinely have a steadily growing affection for them because their fans understand even more than we do what true football angst feels like)

I feel like I had to cut one of the wires on the bomb and I cut the one that didn't make it blow up but I really had no idea before I cut

Love you, Kyle Pitts

the saints literally exist to ruin my life

I hate all of you that posted as if this game were over very much

"second surge" well sure that's what happens when you don't blow the whistle once forward progress is stopped

THROW ANOTHER PICK TYLER PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY

we get it you love Chase Young

WHY ARE THE FALCONS LIKE THIS WHERE WAS BIJAN ROBINSON IS HE SICK IS HE HURT

STOP SAYING THE GAME IS OVER YOU JERKS

guys there is plenty of time for....well, we all know

OH MY GOD DEE ALFORD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

I'm dying inside

Listen I am biased because I do not care for the Saints but the announcers seem very excited when they do anything good

it's like watching the saints beat us three times

Pacing and doing everything I possibly can to avoid swearing oh my god

I NEED DAVE CANALES TO GET MAD

I'M GOOD AND FURIOUS BUT THERE ARE CHILDREN IN THE HOUSE I AM IN SO I AM SCREAMING ON THE INSIDE

Ummmm thank you Tampa for not trying to score

I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU ROSIE WELL I HAVEN'T BUT I CAN BE HONEST ABOUT THAT I LOVE YOU NOW

I just googled when is rain stopping in Tampa and the news was not very good

Imagine taking the bait from Baker Mayfield

Mike Evans long ago reached Julio Jones status with me where he's too good to hate so I silently revere and respect him while dreading every moment he's on the field against my team

how embarrassing is it to get a PI and let them catch it

Well when you put it that way

A cannon for a first down? gonna be a long-ass afternoon

Wow Mike Evans has done a lot of damage to the panthers over his career first I'm hearing of it

I stayed at my best friend’s last night and she’s trying to convince me to stay for the Panthers game today to watch it with her….and her (very nice!) Bucs’ fan boyfriend

When I've talked to deepfake victims, both public figures and everyday people, I've heard horror stories about police laughing them out the door, girls getting expelled for reporting their classmates, and lawyers advising them that suing would just make it worse. This is abuse culture in action.

I wanted Miami and/or Georgia to lose anyway, but I’m really glad they won’t play because we won’t have to sit through someone trying to retcon Carson Beck vs. His Old Team into some kind of grand season-long narrative that it never, ever was

look no offense to pete golding or sean mcdonough but I don't think pete golding is going to be writing a book

He's from Cornelius!

lmao Georgia has all its timeouts

go score because this is stupid

my god what a hit

Louisville has advanced to the Transitive National Semis.

ACC so tough Miami can't even get to the title game; my column

lmao ohio state fans are LEAVING?

WOWWWWW

oh my god they just said on Sportscenter that the Panthers could get into the playoffs with a loss if the Falcons win next week lmaoooooo

Oh dear

The funniest part of this so far is it would normally be the Falcons sabotaging their own draft pick but...they traded that pick to the Rams.

Panthers vs. Bucs: someone has to win, right?

I should have stayed disengaged. That's on me. I should have channeled full Meredith energy.

JAYCEE NOOOOOOOOO

So @ravanos.bsky.social just texted me that he spotted a Jake Delhomme jersey on Rodeo Drive and that has to win for most random jersey of the day

Come on Sam, you know you'd really like to throw a pick-six right now

lmao at the broadcast showing a Dolphins fan in the crowd at the...Seahawks-Panthers game

well, at least I can mentally log out