I HATE IT HERE

I finished my first read of Pet Sematary last night and oh my god that messed me up. I'm not sure how a book can be that viscerally upsetting and yet have me so sure I'm going to read it again at some point because it might actually be his best book

If I had something like this, I'd 100% discover it watching the Panthers the same way

Think I've written this story each of the last three years. Yes, sports betting is legal in North Carolina. No, you can't bet on Saturday's Kentucky Derby. (CC: @lukedecock.bsky.social) www.wral.com/sports/sport...

These men want to be "honored." Most women just want to BE. GTFOH

I have binged a season of a half of Euphoria in the last 24 hours which feels simultaneously a horrible choice and the only choice once I started it

"Pittsburgh - I'll keep this short, like your postseason."

Love that the dude picking for the Panthers took the time to shout out his dog

I am....pretty happy? What is this? Am I OK?

RUEBEN PLEASE DO NOT DESTROY BRYCE YOUNG I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED YOU

FIRST THE BUCS DID IT TO ME WITH VEA AND NOW BAIN. I CAN'T

Trying to will Freeling or Bain to fall to the Panthers

I'm supposed to podcast with @ravanos.bsky.social after the Panthers pick but I would not have been able to because I would have broken my laptop in half

OH THANK GOD

PLEASE DO NOT LET THE SAINTS DRAFT CALEB DOWNS MAKE IT ILLEGAL

OH MY GOD I FEEL LIKE I'M IN A HORROR MOVIE PLEASE DO NOT LET THIS HAPPEN TO ME

Every pick that goes by without Caleb Downs getting drafted and without the Panthers trading up to get him makes my heart hurt more

@hollyanderson.bsky.social I’m listening to the 4/8 Fullcast and I can’t tell you how badly I need a journalist on either the 311 cruise or the Collective Soul (and friends) cruise

Hornets win

Shoutout to the dude holding up a Bobcats Kemba jersey behind Ball in this interview

Wow never a doubt

Jesus Christ Hornets

Don’t take Coby out

I finally got to Hush in my Buffy watch and I figured there’s no way it could live up to the hype. I was right, but only because it EXCEEDED it. An all-time episode of TV. And The Gentleman is still haunting my nightmares days later.

The Hornets started getting national media love so I knew they were in trouble

Coby White!!!

I’m watching Season 4 of Buffy, hear a familiar voice and…HOW DID NONE OF YOU TELL ME PEDRO PASCAL WAS IN BUFFY

If I'm getting out of the capsule I'm getting out with hair dyed white screaming "LONGER THAN YOU THINK!"

The Royals accidentally went full bisexual flag with their new city connect uniforms, and I'm here for it.

I chaperoned an all-day beach field trip yesterday and one of the parts of it was an ecological boat trip to a tiny island and I spent a not-insignificant portion of it wanting either a prestige TV show or a reality show about the people who work on those boats

I kind of want to watch Euphoria but do I need to watch the first two seasons

Cinema

All I can think of during this Survivor immunity challenge is

When that show hits it hits so hard

My son just found out Cappy isn’t in the new Mario movie and he asked if he could use my phone for a sec and he googled “how to sue Nintendo”

Carolina and Duke both went 19

I can’t believe they both did this in the same NCAA Tournament

Me: covering my kid up for bed, I drop a blanket, mutter “Jesus Christ” Alexa: “Jesus, also referred to as Jesus of Nazareth or Jesus Christ, was…..” 😩😆🤣😭

The basketball looks like a ghost got trapped inside it

WHY DO WE HAVE TO SEE ITS EYES MOVING

Didn't think I'd see Jamie Dixon get the giggles on live television (or anywhere)

Certainly a choice

I feel like Duke rarely got the Saturday slots back when I covered them in the NCAA Tournament and when they did, the games certainly didn't tip off before it was dark outside

They've finally gone too far

lmaooooo Charles Barkley just committed Auburn to playing High Point next year

What a bonkers ending

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL

I was going to post something like "UNC after seeing how many people picked against them" with the Jordan "I took that personally" meme earlier but I kept asking myself if this UNC team had a safe enough lead and even up 19 the answer was always no

Definitely not.