Lauren Brownlow, psyche, OUT

Nic Scourton making me smile for the first time in 1.5 hours, bless you

NO DON'T DO THAT TO PITT

WHY ARE WE LIKE THIS STOP IT

I didn't ask to be a psychic I don't want this power

well that was.........I am not sure what happened but I suppose I have no choice but to take it

The vibes are terrible and I feel terrible

Me when Google or Meta gives me an AI summary of something I never asked for.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PANTHERS, PLEASE DON'T DO THIS TO ME

You’ve got to go “Aw, Shoughs”

What's happening in Sudan is horrific and deserves more of our attention.

I tried to tell @ravanos.bsky.social that Tyler Shough was going to be a problem (I was furious when the Saints drafted him) and in fact I told him I would blame him personally if they tore us up today lol

If Taysom Hill does literally anything good in this game it might be enough to break me I am teetering on the edge

I'm having a bad time

I love him so much

I have it on good authority that his name is, in fact, not Rico. (That may be too deep of a cut.)

"He is RICO SUAVE! That's a 90s reference. You get it." Whew

HAHAHAHA YOU THOUGHT YOU DID SOMETHING SAINTS

trying to look like the good guys and fooling no one

Been in a bad mood all day and couldn't figure out why and then I remembered we're playing the Saints today

Ok you’ve sold me. (And I will watch Fallout before Season 2!)

Do I start Fallout or Season 3 of Buffy tonight

This is incredible and we need more old timey switcharoos in football. I want people pulling off Mission Impossible masks and being inside mascot costumes

just going to listen to this on repeat the rest of the day

Gus Johnson just made the exact noise he would emit if a chestburster emerged from him

In real time I was like cool but there's no way he caught it inbounds and SURE ENOUGH

Two of the most unreal catches I've ever seen on one drive

OH MY GOD HE REALLY GOT HIS FOOT DOWN

GUS NEEDS TO BE REBOOTED

Its how he would want to go out

Gus Johnson's head might explode live

truly a game of runs

10/10 take. No notes.

ummmmmmm

LOL I was going through some of my pictures from 10 years ago and found this classic; I miss him so much

post you from a different era

Wilson is fun and fiery

“first time?”

Is it weird to say this is one of my favorite historical anecdotes because of how much wilder it continues to get

THE TWO-PUMPS GAME FOREVER

I AM WITHOUT SPEECH

Honestly I'll bet Teddy Bridgewater would be a great listener

I mean they'd score on 4th anyway but on principle I'd be mad if they had better "video evidence" to overturn that call than the catch that wasn't earlier

It's fine I'm fine I didn't need a functioning digestive system right now anyway

Mike Jackson almost had an INT but hee hee dropped it

Tre'von Moehrig is after my heart

The two pumps situation has helped me a lot because I don't even care if we end up losing after the missed extra point. I haven't laughed that hard with joy in my heart at something the Panthers did since they ran the Annexation of Puerto Rico play in a real NFL game