Someone on Threads called The Faculty old so I guess it’s time for me to let you all know I have been skeeting from my sarcophagus this whole time. Stop by the museum to see me and the other 90s girls while our exhibit is up.

@glitterburrito.bsky.social Remember when we finally met in person and had cheesecake and coffee?

It’s officially my birthday season and I hope you are all taking off work and supporting good shit so we get more of it.

quote with a fictional band that is not spinal tap

My editors are about to be sick of me!!!!!!

Soft launching this because it’s the app I can let go when too many people try me. boxd.it/43TJ9

Decided to cut it close to my first recording of the day and my computer has decided to cut it even closer.

I’m afraid it’s another good time over at Blerdy HQ this Tuesday.

The cackles I just cackled

Was trying to look into one tragedy but stumbled across a different (and preventable) tragedy in the same state. Today’s already a lot.

Finally got to read this and @crazysexyghoul.bsky.social is right as usual.

We’re bringing chaos in its purest form tomorrow!

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Today on the #AOASPodSquad: @sharai.bsky.social and @joelipsett.bsky.social are day tripping with Jade (Capricorn!) in an episode of #from that also finds the cabin foragers attacked by…life-sized dolls?

While talking about movies you can see this week that I love: horrorpress.com/reviews/1149...

Reminder that I LOVE BOOSTERS drops this week and I am going to need everyone who loves it as much as me to share their thoughts with me ASAP. Sincerely, Management youtu.be/-PL-1qVCu8M?...

I was watching this show for the nostalgia and to see what I remembered correctly. However, I think I need to write about this episode and make this work too.

About to squeeze in a little “church” time this weekend. Church this week is getting further ahead in season 2 of Tales from the Crypt on Shudder. Obviously.

Psych FINALLY did a found footage episode 😭😭😭

Always amazed by how cool my faves are.

I’m so ready for this rewatch!

I really hope Obsession and Is God Is are having a great day.

Just took some cat snot to the face. Happy Saturday…

Me 5 hours ago: I don’t think I get to complain about anything for at least a week. *Lands in Chicago and sees whichever bus I transfer too has a random hour wait according to Google Maps*

Just accidentally threw rice on myself then locked eyes with the man who apparently saw the whole thing. He’s welcome and I’m not even mad that’s how my time here ends.

Is God Is burns with the fury of Black girl rage and grief, using its razor-sharp genre play and dark humor to expose how misogynoir punishes Black women both in life and in the stories told about their survival. @sharai.bsky.social dives in! 👻 nighttidemag.com/2026/05/15/i...

Hiiiii!

Highly recommend finding time to actually meet your favorites in person so you can scream in their faces and hug them. 10 out of 10.

I just set an alarm for 2:45 AM for reasons.

I have watched so many medical dramas that I told myself I could suture my Doctor Who backpack. I was right but it was really annoying 🌚

Lifetime executive producers, call me

Talking about TV on your favorite podcast’s favorite podcast

Mood

My aunt, Priscilla Stephens Kruize, can no longer live on her own at age 87 & assisted living costs are huge. Our family launched a fundraiser to help fund her care until she gets financial aid. She is a civil rights HERO who has given so much to others - and now she needs us. gofund.me/8db8323e6

Sometimes I worry I am being too annoying with the reminders about which outlets I write at. However, three different people pitched me things they want to see in Bloody Disgusting this month and it’s only the 12th. I don’t own any of these outlets and I have never written for Bloody…

Still can’t believe we got to hang out with Thee @akelacooper.bsky.social. I’m very fortunate that all of my favorites are cool, understand Pumpkinhead is that girl, and make for great podcast guests. Off to yell some Malignant lines into @xghorror.bsky.social’s voicenotes because it’s a weekday.

Things moved fast so I didn’t get to write a goodbye in my last @horrorpress.com articles. However, I wanted to say thanks to everyone who read, shared, made stuff I wanted to write about. As a bitch who loves lists, I pulled 10 of my bylines I legitimately loved!!

Tomorrow’s episode is one of my favorite things.

One of my childhood icons was specifically Geena Davis in The Long Kiss Goodnight telling the man who tried her that he would die screaming and then following through on her promise. We need more of this subgenre of revenge for today’s youth. This was my Barbie, my Polly Pocket, etc.

Literally

Rabia is basically programming this podcast at this point and I am welcome.

happy Mother’s Day to those of us who raised ourselves alongside a parent, in place of an absent parent. you didn’t do anything “wrong”, you did the job of an adult when you were a child.

Share a horror movie that isn't talked about enough 🎥😱🖤 (Narrowed it down to 4 80s slashers because this research has to go somewhere)

Looking for shows to binge on Shudder between Tales from the Crypt drops? - The Creep Tapes - Slasher (an anthology and the first 3 seasons are on Netflix) - Hell Motel - Chucky - Channel Zero (I have only seen the first two weird seasons but 👀👀👀) - Queer for Fear (docuseries for the win)

Hey Fromily!

It’s a damn good Sunday to help some strangers out. They’ve been trying to meet this goal for over a year and I bet any amount would be super helpful.

If I get out of this bed…I’m going to splurge and get a treat with my gas station coffee because I really don’t want to get out of bed today.

York Peppermint Patties are like chocolate covered toothpaste. Please never let me do this to myself again.

Movies That Made Me Pumpkinhead Halloween (1978) When a Stranger Calls (1979) A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) The Lost Boys Fright Night (1985) Child’s Play (1988) The Thing The Fly Tales From the Hood Scream (1996) Disturbing Behavior The Faculty Final Destination The Frighteners Stir of Echos