I hate watching college football analysts and broadcasters shill for WWE events.Genuinely embarrassing stuff by ESPN.

I want to be very clear about this. If I were face-to-face with Micah Parsons, I absolutely would make fun of his adult braces. I know he would absolutely beat my ass, but I truly believe it would be worth it.

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

Happy Thanksgiving from me and @joeovies.bsky.social!

I'm inclined to agree. Shoot each other and poison trees like adults god damn it!

Image I made for a video of me and @joeovies.bsky.social talking about ESPN:

*girl who's only seen NBC's Dog Surfing Championships watching Monday Night Football* damn getting a real Dog Surfing Championships vibe from this

You cannot make up some of these outcomes for the Panthers D

TMac can be awesome and he can be so fucking careless.

Damn it, Bryce!

I only became a Panthers fan three years ago, so I am free to say this in a way many of you aren't: I hate Christian McCafferey. I always hated Christian McCafferey.

Black helmet should be the only helmet

I remain steadfast in my belief that no one is remotely happy that networks have started airing the national anthem.

I cannot think of a media story to end the year that I care about less than Jordon Hudson suing Pablo Torre. I truly think they are just doing this for each other at this point.

Little Billy was a moron

Nothing screams “I’ve already run through all my notes” like the 3rd conversation of the game about how the transfer portal has changed college football.

Do you think Drusky thinks he’s the biggest star in that commercial?

Food hot take: the performative friendliness makes Chick-Fil-A WILDLY inefficient. I don’t need a relationship. Just give me my food.

Bryce had 400 yards AND he still got to play for a FG? This game was Dave Canales’s wettest dream.

Fuck ICE.

@alexkirshner.com please consider Libs @ FIU for the hurry up. 1. FIU playing as the Sunblazers 2. Libs hit a fire drill FG to send it to OT 3. PxP crew that does not know how mics work 4. Wall around Pitbull Stadium says “Mr. Worldwide” 5. FIU secures best season since 2019 & alive for a bowl.

Ole Miss has one loss. This is straight up mean.

FIU Football: Nothing good can happen. It can only bad happen.

Liberty University commercials make the campus look like such a bummer.

Jesus Christ, Venables. Chap stick!

Is Chris Pratt broke?

RE: ESPN & YouTube TV. @ravanos.bsky.social and delved into that topic on OG Business. tl;dr y'all should probably find alternatives....

Seasoned radio lifer @ravanos.bsky.social isn't mad at MeowMix. He's mad at me and Carolina Panthers fans who fell for their stunt. And it backfired in spectacular fashion. linktr.ee/ogtriangleme...

Shout out to @bkoo.bsky.social and @awfulannouncing.bsky.social for letting me write about the SEC, politics, and King of the Hill! Check out my column on the vast distance between national and local coverage of Jeff Landry and LSU.

Matt LeFleur looks like a cop

Classic Wisconsin fun in the sun!

But why?

Sir, that’s Panthers legend Jonathan Mingo!

I know the Panthers are going to lose and I’m okay with that, but I really don’t want to lose to a team dressed like that.

@edsbs.bsky.social it’s never been more real than it is right now.

Later today when Auburn announces that Hugh Freeze is toast, I want you ask yourself if they would have actually been any worse these last three years if they had just given the job to Cadillac Williams.

Auburn’s offense looks like they just want this season to be over.

There are now commercials to show you how ChatGPT can: - Get you laid - Go to school - Workout - Have a human relationship The whole campaign is basically “you know you’re a loser”.

Miami paid a lot of money to learn that Carson Beck is still Carson Beck.

“Welcome to LSU Football This Week with Coach Mike Gundy presented by MyPillow here on OAN”

I've hate watched every episode of this show. I cannot imagine there is any reason to keep doing this. awfulannouncing.com/hulu/future-...

What a mean choice of bumper music from FOX after Andy Dalton's fumble!

This game is gonna end up getting Auburn to hire Petrino

WHO DOES THAT WITH A STRAWBERRY?!?!?

I could add real value for some ad agency or casting office by just looking at audition tapes and saying “that’s not how you shoot a basketball” or “that guy has clearly never picked up a football”. It seems like the people that work on pharmaceutical commercial are most in need of my services.

The "I believe in nothing" special

just tell me straight up that your life is a mess

Every jets fan looks like a corrupt cop

Today is the first day the Carolina Panthers have had a .500 record since November 14, 2021.

We’re .500! We’re .500! We’re .500! We’re .500! We’re .500! We’re .500!