i'm not sure there's a more essential/versatile/accessible skincare product than the aquaphor stick it's lip balm, it's eyebrow gel, it's undereye primer, it's cuticle oil, it's eczema ointment, it's healing your tattoos, it's taming your flyaways, AND DID I MENTION IT'S A STICK

I have a friend who teaches English at the university of Mississippi

"From his mouth the bullet theoretical launched the bullet possible."

who knows, maybe those two terrible writers will work this thing out

everyone i’ve worked with since 2011 has texted me tonight

we stole purdue’s band director a couple years ago and it was an outstanding decision

it’s a direct reference/comparison to battered woman syndrome and perpetuating that shit is inexcusable

10-1 and they just opened a cane’s three blocks away, life is good

MOON’S HAUNTED

i don’t care if lane stays or leaves because expecting coaches to stay anywhere is silly behavior, but i also deeply understand the fans who want to spend the rest of the season drowning in anticipatory grief rather than having fun, this is what we’re trained to do

You don't want a football program. You want a PROGRUM. IN order to do that, you're going to have to hire a FOOTBALL OAF. And @channel6.bsky.social is here to help you find one for your team. ($$) channel-6.ghost.io/hire-a-footb...

playoff Memphis?

Fellow bitter southerners, North Carolina, Kentucky, and Virginia all elected Democratic Governors. Georgia in 2020 wasn’t a fluke. South Carolina, Florida, Texas, All y’all of the y’allternative persuasion. Keep being loud. Keep getting into good trouble. Protect black folks and trans people. Vote

Every single county in Virginia shifted Blue.

THE FAULKNER BOWL LFG

change nothing, put it in just like this

my boyfriend is DJing a halloween event teeming with drunk youths and needless to say my sick af jaxson dart costume does not hit in this setting but he’s dressed as the rock, so ROMANCE

did they just show the cannon run before the A&M game put this in my villain origin story

mississippi state beating texas would work wonders on my soul right now, let’s get insane

same

drop the gofundme

Friends, I return to @alexmcdaniel.co’s Birmingham airport bbq vending machine post here because another figure has discovered and tried his hand at what it offers. This time it’s @roywoodjr.bsky.social having a rib sandwich www.instagram.com/reel/DQDAjJM...

SHUT UP EVERYONE, JUST SHUT UP

HELLO I FEEL LIKE MAKING THIS FEED INTO 2015 TWITTER TODAY IN THAT MY FOOTBALL TEAM BEAT ALABAMA AND LOST TO MEMPHIS THAT YEAR AND I’M GONNA YELL ABOUT SOMETHING REGARDLESS

Are there Ole Miss fans on Bluesky? @alexmcdaniel.co is head of the delegation but it may not be a large one

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

one half of a typical SEC couple

WE JUST BARELY BEAT THE HELL OUTTA YOU

my career would look very different without these guys advocating for me and I am forever grateful that said, they need to get the hell out of my house right damn now

“tons of cougars in oxford this weekend” buddy you don’t even know

maybe i’m biased but @adamamin.bsky.social is pretty good at his job idk idk

my only take on the new taylor album is that it’s tremendous personal growth to go from “you call me up again just to break me like a promise, so casually cruel in the name of being honest” to “my fiancé’s dick is INSANE lol”

maybe like him always on the phone blah blah senater of washington or maybe when he sneezes its so loud and it feels like the house shakes or when he takes like two hours in the bathroom cause hes ALWAYS ON HIS PHONE IN THERE

my only complaint here is you shouldn’t write sports smut for news outlets when you can use a pen name and make $5 per download on the kindle store not that i would know

Increasingly convinced there is nobody left on earth not reading books about elf-fucking sny.tv/articles/jax...

this means more to me when I have to watch in person, good lord

my 12yo is attending his first LSU game tomorrow where were you when your son became a man

i shit you not, he just walked in the living room and asked how old I’ll be when he’s 40 me: 67 him: me: him: me: I SWEAR TO GOD

starting a support group for parents whose kids won’t stop saying “six-seven” inquire within

WARNING: EXTREME FOOTBALL KNOWLEDGE INCOMING 10 sacks is too many to allow, Auburn

dunno how to tell you this IL, but enjoy your Large Governor while you have him because you aren't keeping him very long

HOO BOY WE LOVE MESS DON’T WE

Someone at Ole Miss threw a basketball on the field and the ref got a BUCKET

AT A RETIREMENT PARTY SO I’M LATE WITH THIS BUT HERE WE GO

ok now we’re back

man it’s VERY funny to watch your team lose on a field goal that’s the distance of a tap in putt

when we said Florida's schedule was gonna be a problem I don't think this is what we meant

i have MANY thoughts about today but let’s start with who in the galldern hell signed me up for these alerts

tom hart talks about oxford bars like someone who's had to call all of them the next day to find his debit card

time to sit back, relax and watch my alma mater play football