interviewed jared keeso about how he transformed shoresy from a crude letterkenny bit into a complex, vulnerable character who is still very crude "I needed a tertiary character with meat on the bone." ftw.usatoday.com/story/entert...

got a story about a canadian hockey show pubbing soon, is this a weird time to promote it

used an em dash in a cover letter today because a) it was the best choice of punctuation for what i was trying to convey and not just a placeholder for a different punctuation mark b) there is no b, let’s ride

this is excellent

CHOCK AND BATES BABY LET’S GO

but also ftw.usatoday.com/story/sports...

APROPOS OF NOTHING I MADE A GALLERY

the sports desk drives the money for the rest of the operation and killing it is a move done by people who have no clue what they’re doing or how their own business works

also some of us had dads who didn’t like airplanes and said “northwestern is too damn far, and while we’re at it, vandy is too” (vandy was three hours away)

If you vote for Gavin Newsom, I will kick you in the fucking dick, if you give a dollar to Matt Yglesias, I will kick you in the fucking dick, there is no negotiation with fascism, you do not need advice on fighting a dragon from someone who’s never even smelled the fire

The government is engaged in ethnic cleansing right now, and that is the only phrase for it

NIGHT MANAGER SEASON 2, WE BACK BABY

if green tube, why not okra?

asked my Instacart shopper if he wouldn’t mind adding okra to my order and bless his heart, he tried

This episode of @righttimebomani.bsky.social w/ @stevengodfrey.bsky.social is ridiculously good, it's well worth the watch/listen They go into Lane/LSU/Ole Miss, CFB's relationship with money and Ole Miss's culture, past + present. I also dug this Jim Tressel clip 📺: youtu.be/JN6deV7E0RI?...

OK SO

Let’s do this again

WELCOME TO MY NIGHTMARE/WILDEST DREAM

this is where all the words Walz & Frey brought yesterday need to meet actual action, because people have pretty much hit the breaking point of leaders thinking saying mean things to the bad guy is sufficient

was VERY naive regarding how many hotty toddies i’d hear on this 5 a.m. flight from chicago to phoenix (several, this is now a party flight)

*packing for the fiesta bowl* me: i know i usually check a bag but i think i can make it work with just a carry-on bf: me: bf: me: WHAT bf: i believe you, it’s just…look, i’ve seen the data

last year @homefield.bsky.social rush-shipped a shirt I needed for a podcast festival because they are angels of course i forgot to pack it, BUT I’ve worn it to every game I attended this year and am packing it days before my flight bc NO EXCUSES, WE BALL www.homefieldapparel.com/products/ole...

I’m dead serious I think the president just watched season 2 of the Jack Ryan series and thought it could be real

me for the past 19-ish hours

*makes sure bf is asleep* *tiptoes upstairs* ALEXA PLAY YOU’RE THE VOICE BY JOHN FARNHAM

OH NO

BRB RUNNING DOWN THE STREET WITHOUT A COAT

HEY

this game needs overtime so @alexmcdaniel.co can enjoy it for longer

HEYKILLMEOHMYGODPLEASE

NEVER

HEYYYYYYYYYYYY

HEY HEY EVERYONE HEY

*taps mic* *clears throat* y’all mfs wanna run it back

year 13 of waiting impatiently for my kid to wake up so I can play with his stuff (first few years were a little boring, but i’m about to SMOKE this dude in mario kart world)

Feel like that’s not what you tell the newspaper if you didn’t say anything that would reasonably provoke someone to punch you in the face but that’s just me

“will the parent of the child who keeps running up and down the escalator please advise him to stop” - announcement at the memphis airport

really loved this recap of the scene in Oxford yesterday and all I can say is @jessedougherty.bsky.social’s attention to detail is impressive wapo.st/4arwcY7

LISTEN

there are approx 20 OM fans on this flight out of chicago and two lone tulane fans sitting in front of me having to sit through all the hotty toddies, god bless

this should be illegal

today my son’s friend’s dad took the two of them to dave and buster’s and then an ice cream parlor i was not asked to do anything to facilitate this other than have my kid ready to go and then i had five hours to get shit done and it was…amazing? is this what happens when you have parent friends

rewatching brockmire on netflix and stand by my 2020 take that it’s the best/funniest sports show most of your friends have never heard of

it was never a secret how archie felt about lane, but he’s fully in his say-whatever-the-hell-i-damn-well-please era and i want more

"there's a new serif in town"

excited for “did your parents use ChatGPT to raise you” to become the new “did you eat paint chips as a kid”

LET’S RUN IT BACK, MEET YOU THERE

going out with LSU people tonight and worry we won’t have anything to talk about, should i bring uno

have eaten at the memphis airport chili’s thrice in 24 hours i love being home but not like this NOT LIKE THIS

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