I would not, and that sucks! Struck out on the criminal family member question.

Can I DoorDash a middle school pizza? With the cheese sheet on top? Is that a thing?

Trying to help out a friend. Does anybody know any good employment lawyers in Texas? Here is a picture of pizza for the algorithm.

Today I want my trans friends to know how much richer my life is for your presence. I’m always in your corner.

I would die for the underground transgender mafia.

Bröther it is afternoon Diet Coke time

Marshall Ramsey: Cold calculation Marshall Ramsey's editorial cartoon depicts Gov. Tate Reeves tossing a roll of paper towels labeled "Veto" out a car window while passing a "North Mississippi Ice Storm Clean Up" sign and a person wearing a vest labeled "Cities" and holding a paper labeled "Costs."

Bought a $5 shrimp cocktail tray at Kroger. Felt like a damn Rockefeller snacking on shrimp cocktail.

I love having friends who truly know what matters to me

I failed the hell out of the quiz at the end of that training module but on the plus side I have 150 questions written down for my boss Monday morning

I missed Jackson, Mississippi every minute of every day when I didn’t live here. Sugar’s Place Downtown especially.

I haven’t had a job with weekends off in 20 years. It’s pretty exciting, folks.

I wish with all my heart that my city had better infrastructure AND it’s wicked satisfying to watch someone drive aggressively then bottom out on a pothole.

A tale of two Jackson, Mississippi rock stations. 93.1 plays a 70/30 ratio of great music and shit from a butt. 106.7 plays 100% bangers but has conservative “humor” jocks in the morning. Which way, commuting woman?

First day of my new used job (I’ve worked there part time for 6 months and I start full time today). Pretty excited and grateful.

A viral dog rescue from 2016 is now immortalized with a statue in Kazakhstan. When a dog fell into the Sayran reservoir, bystanders formed a human chain to pull him to safety. The statue is a reminder of the value of unity, solidarity and collective action. 14/10 for all

Just sushi’d really hard you guys

@rudekaty.bsky.social the last time you posted a CVS coupon for Gold Bond diabetic lotion I bought several bottles. I’m running low now. It was probably on the other site, probably 2 years ago. Just wanted to say thanks. I don’t need diabetic lotion but it’s really good stuff.

Folks have to put on their thinking caps instead of reacting but that’s too much to ask sometimes.

A few years ago a friend and I started a tradition of tracking low-cost and free summer activities around Greater New Orleans. Here's the first draft for 2026 - what am I missing? docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

I’m going to die

Nope. He felt bad that he didn’t answer the phone earlier so he’s fixing something now. This isn’t my house so I’m just chuckle-grunting at cat videos.

The night plumber has arrived.

(Sia voice) I WANNA SWING FROM THE DICKDELIER FROM THE FRONT AND THE REAR

My next car will have a front hitch. I’ll hook it onto semi trucks in front of me so I can take a nap in heavy traffic.

Sitting in a waiting room before sunrise with a guy watching videos without headphones makes me wish I’d eaten hella beans for breakfast.

Saw a tiktok captioned “finally found a great beignet place” and she’s at Cafe du Monde. The one in the Quarter. …how long were you looking

Had a dream that my car was stolen and I had to ask my boss, President Donald J. Trump, for time off to file the police report. He was kind about it. His kindness made me feel conflicted about my hatred for him, so I consulted with my mentor and former professor Ron Swanson.

I want pad Thai (Thai hot, shrimp) and carrot cake

Credit scores are definitely real things with real rules because mine went down 14 points because I used my credit card last month while on vacation.

my sister is so excited about getting her cosmetology license i don't have the heart to tell her the USSR doesn't have a space program anymore

I think it’s okay to mourn what a person meant to you when they die even if that person meant something else to other people. Compartmentalization isn’t bad, and neither are your emotions.

How do I make the garlic parmesan things I make at home more garlic parmesan-er? Like I’ll toss wings in butter, garlic powder, salt, jarlic, and then throw in parmesan and it’s just not as strong as I want.

Does anyone know what this is? Google Lens said it was a mallow weed but it’s like 15 feet tall and the trunk is hard. I THINK the leaves are part of the same plant but I can’t be certain. Jackson, Mississippi, btw.

Bro. FUCK Ted DiBiase. I have so much hate in my heart.

This guy’s evangelism has included calling me a murderer because I terminated my ectopic pregnancy, and a fat cat lady… just for an extra dose of God’s love I guess.

I haven’t worked a full-time job in almost 7 years and I start a new one next Thursday. Also, it’s in an office, which I haven’t done in 20 years. Send recs for desk job comfort items.

Went and got kinda good at my part-time job. I start full time next Thursday doing grant management and media relations for a local homeless support organization. ☺️

IYKYK @finchinabq.bsky.social

One of the things I do for work is sort through clothing donations to give to people who need them - mostly homeless people. My life would be easier if I got some clothing racks. If y’all would like to donate some, please DM me and I’ll send you the address.

I’m driving my friend to get cervical shots on Monday and he’s mad that I’m calling them his “backshots”

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🎵Mama’s lemon po-o-ound cake🎶

I clipped this from a longer video by TikTok user rebmasel because I have been laughing at this part ALL DAY LONG. The Afroman trial is beyond hilarious.

Looking at rentals makes me miserable. I would love to live in a tiny home or a camper on a little bit of land but I don’t know how to do that.

My son and I just watched this and HOOBOY what a ride

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