Told someone the other day that my resume has a whole lot of asterisks so there’s just no chance I’m getting a job without word of mouth.

my only complaint here is you shouldn’t write sports smut for news outlets when you can use a pen name and make $5 per download on the kindle store not that i would know

Putting on the Twilight soundtrack and lighting a candle before I read this again

I was cheering my girl on and having a great time until the last song which I’m pretty sure is about settling in to being a single mom and I’ve been a complete fuckin wreck for half an hour, shit

I’ve saved the Amanda Shires album for today so when I hit Highway 6 I can experience every emotion at once

Sneezes are loud as hell right now Also I hired a cleaner for my move-out as a lil treat to myself, assuming correctly that I’d be exhausted, and I’m sitting here waiting for them realizing how quickly I could have cleaned this mfer with everything gone

THIS alabama team scored first on georgia?

Now that the evil Tigers have been defeated, let a joyful nation turn its eyes to the good Tigers #goJacksonState #TheeILove

TODAY IS THE GREATEST DAY DAY I’VE EVER KNOWN GO TO HELL LSU

White shirts yellow britches, go to hell you sons of bitches

Not like this. Please Jesus

Hotty Toddy I bet I can pack my entire kitchen during halftime

i want to die

LSU is playing a “I just hope both teams have fun” ass offense and Ole Miss is going full stupid I hate sports!

Announcers are gonna run the Romeaux and Juliet story into the ground

when an SEC game cuts to shots of the crowd:

The movers will be here in 70 hours. If you see me on here before that, send trained goons to my home to bully me into packing, cleaning, or hydrating.

Might be time to bump the dog from my Lock Screen. My G-d. 🥵🍑🧡

Underrated bonus of moving out of Oxford: I’ll get to shop at Aldi‘s 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Went to order food and uber eats said I was far from my location. was confused until I remembered that I have to use a vpn to log in to this fuck ass great value ass battery hogging ass can’t turn off individual reskeets ass app

“bobby hebert is a falcon“

I have reached the “burn it all, I have insurance” portion of packing

Nothing is more cruel to a young mom of a disabled kid than her own thoughts. I’m glad this is happening in this stage of my life. My giveafuck has done run out, and I’m doing good giving some gentle support to younger mamas whose self-blame is being reinforced.

IMPORTANT: 911 service has gone dark statewide in Mississippi. @nickjudin.bsky.social is compiling a list of backup emergency numbers for cities across the state in the story (updating as he goes). www.mississippifreepress.org/911-emergenc...

You don’t have to get all parasocial to benefit from Amanda’s lyrical mastery - especially with Take It Like A Man if you’re a woman who has divorced a man. Art is so important. Her albums have meant SO MUCH to me. I cannot overstate it. She could probably write a lyric about it though.

MANY ARE SAYING (me and this guy)

911 lines are down across Mississippi and Louisiana. Scary.

These bitchmade wackjobs aren’t less of a threat without masks on

mississippians: I need a recommendation for a telehealth therapy practice that does med management and talk therapy. anyone?

Today whooped me. 13 minutes slower than my average. I solved the Thursday 9/25/2025 New York Times Daily Crossword in 31:13!

Lane Kiffin and I arrived in Oxford six years ago. We part ways Monday as I leave to return to Jackson. I hope he continues to flourish.

While I have Bluesky access, here are photos, info, and media links from our 150th anniversary commemoration of the Clinton Massacre on Sept 4-6: much-ado.net/legislators/... This season of organized white supremacist violence in 1875 brought about the end of Reconstruction in Mississippi.

Went with a former foster dog’s mama to have him put to sleep today. I’ve fostered ~25 animals in the 6 years I’ve lived in Oxford and this is the only one who went to someone I know. He definitely remembered me and I’m glad I was there. I need a gajillion hugs and some Thai food.

Ol boy probably made a fat donation to turning point. Y’all think?

Mississippi State is 4-0 for the first time in decades with a punter who has reverted to Islam. Allah has blessed their faithfulness. Inshallah may they only lose the Egg Bowl by many many many points.

Weird timing on Bruce Pearl.

Lotta college football scores in the NFL today

According to legend, my colic was so bad when I was a baby that I would only calm down when I was watching a Saints game. They went 1-15 the year I was born. Bewilderment is a different kind of pain.

I’m angry with the American government because they stationed my daddy in New Orleans for like three years and he met the world’s most beautiful woman there and now I’m a Saints fan

Also IT’S AMANDA SHIRES ALBUM RELEASE WEEK as well as my last week in Oxford so I need to hydrate because bröther I will be crying a whole lot

If you like country music with Childers lyricism but a voice that sounds like an actual hug from God with all its encompassing joy and sorrow you’re looking for a man named Nathan Evans Fox.

I mean, just add it to the overflowing pain shelf. It’ll fall off if I sneeze wrong. After 3 months of targeted exercises it would go back on the shelf, hopefully without disturbing the rest of The Pains.

I’m so glad that game is over. Now. Heeeeere kitty kitty kitty

a 60-minute regulation football game should not last four hours

The next person who calls me strong has to also give me $100. It’s a gaslighting fee. It’s actually crazy how wrong people are about the whole shebang, lol.

Almost impossibly, context actually makes this picture even worse: this is from Sarah Sanders' speech at the kickoff of the Martin Luther King Jr. Commission Convention in Little Rock a couple weeks ago.

We All Die Young by Steel Dragon for the 2001 movie Rock Star. It existed solely for what was a meh movie and never hit the airwaves bc it was an 80s hair metal ballad. But GOD what a BANGER. I love it so much. youtu.be/Ge9v4DMBBHQ?...

Y’all know that scene in Anora where Mikey Madison is doing the private dance for the guy at his house and she clomps her boots together twice? It looks really satisfying and I want to do it. If you see boots like that in a 9 or larger for less than $10, let me know.

Children who feel safe do not elope from juvenile facilities.