Your next great binge watch has arrived. Incredibly interesting story filled with mystery, violent bloody action, compelling characters and great acting. Elevated by some of the best samurai action choreography along with a driving score. An absolute must see television series!

whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight

Record Number Of Women Want To Leave U.S. https://theonion.com/record-number-of-women-want-to-leave-u-s/

Don’t ask people how they’re doing. We are bad

Reading highlights from a small Maine newspaper's 150 year history. It's true what they say: Everything old is new again. "Not ONE of them has escaped."

Starting to think I'll never find two scuffed duffle bags full of $4.15M in non-sequential, worn $100 bills and be faced with what to do. Which is too bad, because I've got that scenario nailed.

I’m old enough now that if some guy I was texting stops replying I have to consider the possibility he has just died.

Excellent new article by @carolecadwalla.bsky.social Especially love the image of Wiley Cayote running off the edge of a cliff and only falling when he finally looks down. #Broligarchy #AIBubble broligarchy.substack.com/p/the-great-...

@finchinabq.bsky.social Who doesn't love the Isotopes!?

Tomorrow is both my last of the Hong Kong retrospective at AFI and introducing a friend to John Woo's *most* movie and the first of his I ever saw, THE KILLER. If he doesn't absolutely love it, I *might* not kms. But he'll definitely be dead to me.

Real life should just be running around doing wacky situations with your best friend.

And how! 🥵

Saturday night and no kids? You know what that means: Dinner and Columbo, baby!

I don't use the emergency stop cord on the treadmill, so J will definitely someday come home to find me in a twisted heap at the end of the still-running treadmill. The belt will have gnawed through my cheek and be working on my jawbone.

It's a bit disconcerting when an East German hears you're from Chicago and goes "oh. You are facing some troubles now, yes?" And then it's like "it will not always be so" thanks buddy, authoritarian regime Solidarität 😭

I have so many words muted here that I'm out of the loop, but what is trickling in is intriguing. It borders on heartening, but I've been heartened before.

IYKYK

Non-Illinois folks never seem to know this, but Abraham Lincoln wasn’t just president — he was also a noted vampire hunter.

Would like to address the rumours going around about me. They are categorically not true. In fact, I have actually had a few extra ribs added to ensure that sort of thing could never happen, even accidentally.

No context Epstein files @ityslmemes.com

We've reached this point in our Fridays With Hitchcock viewing.

IT'S HOT BUTTERED RUM ON THE PORCH SEASONNNNNNN!!!

Me, in the Zurich airport, "Switzerland really isn't beating the bougie allegations, is it?" *Turns the corner, there's a Rolex shop next to a caviar shop*

Apparently my “Jeopardy!” anecdote was a little too real for the network censors.

Childhood books set up some big disappointments for me Turkish delight is not tasty enough to do that Edmund Enid, Hay is bloody awful to sleep in. It scratches and pokes mercilessly Snowballs are not soft - they leave bruises And radiation exposure doesn't give you super powers

When you didn't even know he was in the movie and the first shot is of Bolo Yeung punching you (the camera) in the face...

"There's a Lieutenant Columbo here to see you." OH FUCK

It’s funny to listen to Judas Priest as an adult and realize he was singing about banging dudes that whole time.

cannibalism

I like my women like I like my Libby books. Available now.

It's only 4 pm? It's so dark outside!! Outside:

That's when murder victims were polite.

If my study of film history is correct, in the 1940s it was customary for all murder victims to carry a matchbook from the last nightclub they visited.

My husband is just now watching the YouTube clip I sent him 3 days ago. 3 days! Fuck him if he thinks he's going to celebrate hump day with me tonight.

Surely not ALL of the Republicans in Congress can be pedophiles, hang on I’m getting a message in my ear now

I just hired a neighbor kid to watch my cat while I’m out of town, and he dead ass just asked me if I could pay him his $80 in ones. He’s 13. Is he going to the titty bars or what?

If you’re a mean person, you don’t deserve to eat food that tastes good.

Money! Ballgame! Kobe!

*blowing long trail of smoke* "Nut medley?" I haven't heard that name in years.

@finchinabq.bsky.social Yesterday was a holiday, kind of? Wednesday doesn't care!

I don’t know what the Edmund Fitzgerald is, and I think I’m gonna keep it that way. I’m guessing boat, but please don’t tell me.

I'm old enough to switch to the Advil calendar this year

Guy seething with jealousy: Well, I think the normal sky is already pretty cool

RoboCop himself is mad that Dallas might tear down its brutalist City Hall: www.dallasobserver.com/arts-culture...

80% of the time I throw a Kleenex® into the dark powder room, I hit the trash can. 20% of the time I drive J into a murderous rage.

"Yeah babe, I got your Advent calendar right here."