The GOP is run by a bunch of pedos, grifters, simps, and incels who hate humanity and want to destroy the planet. Any Democrat trying to “reach across the aisle” right now to work with these fascist weirdos needs to retire in disgrace.

damn i gotta get to the pictures lol hell yeah

Don’t worry if other people don’t like you. All that matters is that you don’t like you

i think about this post every time i watch a movie

I can't help you if you keep touching that orb like it's not stealing your precious life force and making you dumb, Kevin.

How am I coping, you ask? Rewatching seven seasons of Columbo for the third time. Rest in peace, Peter Falk. They broke the mold after you.

I like browsing antique stores as much as the next old stuff nerd, but don't you find it a little weird how you keep finding that same face in the background of old photographs, no matter what time period the photos are from? Why does the person look somewhat like you but not quite? It's silly.

The team can go to hell, but (a few) Mets fans and Juan Soto don't deserve this

Always a National in our hearts. Godspeed, Michael A.

I'll always remember him as a high energy and intensely emotional player

Confirmed.

@mets.com You have just wasted 1 (one) year of prime Juan Soto. *This message will repeat*

I'd watch this movie, probably repeatedly.

Ok, this one *really* hurts.

We've done the math: Born Jan. 3, 1975, Danica McKellar is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley's age on the day 'Cocoon' was released. Congrats Danica! You've reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.

Keep your medbed. Holding out for the Jetsons conveyor belt that gets you ready in the morning

Team USA has played so poorly that they’ve also somehow eliminated the New York Mets

I hate it when a curiously gregarious pair of thugs, one large and one wiry, surprise me and beat the hell out of me in an attempt to ward me off of a mystery but who instead only confirm to me that I'm onto something.

@extrafabulous.bsky.social This is amazing

Michael A. Taylor just announced his retirement from baseball after today’s game. “To be able to play my last games of my career here in this ballpark in front of these fans, it’s just the icing on the cake. I think it’s all part of God’s plan and I’m very grateful for that.”

You can’t even lure your sworn enemy into the catacombs with wine only to brick him inside the wall to endure a slow, painful death anymore because of woke

Them: Follow your dreams Me: I have no dreams Carl

When will I give it up? When the cheating players are appropriately punished. Oh, they won't be? Then when they retire. Maybe. 🤜🏻🗑️⚾

I too would hit my opponent with a baseball to eliminate the Astros from the playoffs: defector.com/i-too-would-...

Fortunately there's only 3 more years of rapidly escalating fascism before there's a peaceful exchange of power

My favorite Ann Patchett novel, The Magician's Assistant, is on sale for Kindle at only $1.99. a.co/d/65aBbaZ

This is what Americans outside DC don’t realize-we now live under constant surveillance and threat and tension. Soldiers with guns everywhere you walk. Fear every time you see tow trucks bec it means ICE is about to kidnap someone. Starting to film every time you see >1 cop car gathered. #FreeDC

Image with alt text so more people will share.

I'm not a hoarder, I'm a collector of physical media.

If you hold off on a home project long enough, your needs change and it won't be necessary anymore. Follow me for more procrastinating hacks.

Here go James Cameron again all like “wut if fancy Smurfs went to Burning Man”

Apparently World Series Champion Michael A. Taylor is going to retire after the season. He leaves the game with the highest batting average, on base percentage, slugging percentage and OPS in World Series history.

The best way to spend a Saturday morning is watching To Live and Die in LA on a big screen and then listening to William Petersen tell stories about what that shoot was like. No notes. Exactly what I wanted it to be.

With rain in the forecast, the Bob Carpenter retirement ceremony will take place indoors. It will still be shown live on the scoreboard and on MASN2 at 3 p.m.

Most popular karaoke song of 2025: “Shake It Off” by Taylor Swift. Least popular? "Corpus Christi: Lauda Sion Salvatorem” by Thomas Aquinas.

DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO EAT A PEAR AT BREAKFAST, YOU LOSER

reverse intervention where you sit your whole family down and tell each person why they’re actually the problem

If anyone knows anything about this ICE agent, you can reach me on Signal at marisakabas.04

By my calculations, we should be up to “Weekend at Bernie’s, Part 17” by now. We’ve been screwed.

Looking for a job that offers a zero hour workweek.

Reached an age where there's a 50/50 chance that any TV show I watch will feature a posh man walking towards the camera saying "I've come to Fincham to see a one of a kind feat of engineering. This stretch of canal is home to the world famous Wittletwix Lock..."

no YOU dont understand what I'M talking about* *argument i just had with myself

"Not gonna lie," he lied

Aaaaaaand the MGM sportsbook at Nats Park is closing forever on Sunday. Unbelievably good week for the Washington by God Nationals.

@finchinabq.bsky.social This probably does it for you, doesn't it? You absolute sicko. You disgust me.

I feel really smart whenever anyone references a book I was forced to read in high school

This happens SO SO MUCH!

Report: Friend Has Been Going By Middle Name This Whole Fucking Time

Murderers of the 1970s, do NOT talk to Columbo or invite him into your home. I cannot emphasize this enough.