Well, at least the next elections will be clear as hell. Has your ass embraced white supremacy or hasn't it?

Liquor wholesalers will be able to buy space stations off the windfall they are going to receive.

The free beers i got for Charlie Kirk portend the drunkest Portland has ever been

Ive tried to imagine what the day will be like, but I honestly think I keep underestimating just how wild it will be. Partying of the likes that this country has never seen before

There’s gotta be something more manly than being terrified of seeing the poor.

Sending someone to the dentist in my place. Let them lie to the hygienist about flossing!

the whole thread/discussion is bliss but this is the standout bit 🤌🏽

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I don’t think I’m as scared of *anything* as puffed-chest conservative dudebros are of just riding on the Metro. Go cry at the gym, cowards.

Portland bar and club managers talk about "It" happening like medieval Europeans talked about Prester John. Times are bleak now, lads, but one elderly man's failing organs are all that stand between us and 150 million Americans launching a drinking binge.

My grandma had a farm in Alabama. When she got older some of the local boys would stop by the help her out. Kash Patel always looks like one of those boys if you caught hime doing weird stuff with the chickens.

i want to hear a reporter ask him "is this the end of American hegemony?" i think the answer would be hilarious.

what’s that allegory about the sun and the wind arguing over who can make the guy walking below them take off his coat

lol he’s been siphoning taxpayer money up for years, this just turns on the siphon‘s turbo switch

All the world's a stage, but the casting and dialogue are god-awful.

A general note that people are dramatically overestimating the requirements of a coalition that all but locks the GOP out of national power until it cracks. All you really need is Obama numbers in the rurals/exurbans and Biden numbers in the suburbs. It's not some massive transformation.

I used to share these on Twitter and thought I’d continue it here. News clippings from the town where I went to high school that make me suspect I’d see Pennywise the Clown lurking in old photos.

becky was always the most reese witherspoon in election of the terrible white girls. poor karen got a mostly undeserved bad rap

hoa sent me a warning letter regarding the size of my crow army

football IS life!

The Shining (1980): A failing writer's horrifying waste of paper is avenged by shrubbery.

it’s always possible i might‘ve been born in a bog

What scam do you think we should pull, boss? The Tupelo Tiptoe? The Colorado Snakepit? The...

when bluesky doesn’t like my posts

Who is the biggest potential movie star Hollywood doesn't pay attention to and why is it Da'Vine Joy Randolph

We hope this post about orphaned negatives makes you gruntled. An ‘orphaned negative’ is a word that SHOULD feel like it has a related word, but doesn’t. ‘Nonchalant’ is an orphaned negative because there is no ‘chalant.’

i'm always gonna ring the gong for my favorite literary genre but like: not only are mystery novels by and large about community justice, just imagine the critical thinking skills and deductive reasoning you can learn by reading murder mysteries

Me to 83% of BlueSky today.

if corporations are people why can't we punch them in the face?

if corporations are people i’d better start ghosting them too

If you’re currently quarantined on a cruise ship you have to tell me

kinda feel like his inhibitions are dropping to such a degree bc of the dementia that the odds of him just straight up saying a slur soon are reasonably high

I don't want the AI filmmaking industry to grow, Nathaniel. I want it to fail.

The only artist involved in AI slop is the one the AI stole from in the first place. Everyone else deserves to be bullied into the sun

"'ai slop' is not constructive criticism" okay but I can only say it looks like dogshit so many times, language has to evolve buddy

“the AI filmmaking industry cannot grow—“ great!

did he (nathaniel) use ai to write the post bc wow even that‘s shit

Weird how the allegory for Lord of the Rings is actually the Civil War and Reconstruction and not WW1 like everyone thought. Should have destroyed it. Let it linger...it came back and now it's everyone's fucking problem.

let go, let goo

The sun is shining.

It's also fun that the Roberts courts house of cards is suddenly coming unglued and its all just becoming calvinball.

This is fucking dystopian level shit www.moms.gov

If he doesn’t like it he should consider moving out of there and into a cemetery

To scroll, perchance to post

Out to the stable to feed the night mares before their busiest work hours

Somehow AMEX isn't running tv ads on facilitating Epstein's child sex trafficking

thank you sir very healthy