bannon, musk, and thiel? it’s always the horrible freaks you most expect.

listening to Rachmaninoff’s Concerto No. 3 in D Minor and planning some hijinks like walking to the store for some honeynut cheerios and milk is kind of a great Friday evening if you ask me

Speaker Mike Johnson is delaying the swearing in of newly elected Adelita Grijalva to stop the vote to release the Epstein Files www.yahoo.com/news/article...

go ahead and delegitimize yourselves further ya big old dinguses

but i want trains and healthcare though

when ur ai clones itself

Not one but two shots at politically active liberal women, including a gratuitous dig at "pink pussy hats"? Just tell us you hate your mom and get it over with already.

never ask a man his salary, a woman her age, or elon musk where he was on december 6, 2014

The majority of the UN walked out of the General Assembly hall as Netanyahu, representing Israel, tried to brag about his criminal actions in Gaza and the region, loud booing ensued leaving Netanyahu visibly shaking in anger.

The full might of Sinclair's *kulturkampf* couldn't withstand wine moms being angry for a single week. These people are weak and fragile and we can and will win.

ngl it feels like the wheels are kinda coming off the bus of the trump admin rn. Same party congress promising more oversight, Trump tweeting insanity about vaccines, Hegseth bringing the brass back to lecture them about being WARRIORS

WSJ reporter Joe Flint says Sinclair is caving and Kimmel goes back up tonight, what a bunch of losers lmao

just committed a potentially illegal act (winked at a federal postal worker)

i have somehow survived watching this video

The reason more men have voted for Trump is that lots of men want their desire to casually sexually harass and assault employees and coworkers reified by the state and its not anything more than that

you guys ever think about how peter thiel’s boy toys have a proclivity to kill themselves

Kimmel’s writing staff doesn’t seem cowed by the events of the past week. @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social

every single day the internet forces me to witness the dumbest people alive saying things so utterly devoid of logic that a sea otter suffering from a TBI would back away slowly and I just don't think we were meant to have to witness this much pure idiocy at once

Lmao they aren't going to have any lawyers

I‘m extremely unrattleable right up to the point when somebody ten years my junior starts smugly explaining to me how they invented the appropriate way to discover and appreciate cool bands

Huh!

Today’s fashion tip is to take the already emphasized second syllable of “together” & emphasize it even more. Now no one can touch you. #MJMfashionGuide

The Pixies and other alt rock bands made a lot of fun of jock culture at a time when that was v much verboten which gave a lotta gen x kids permission to suck instead at solo sports 🥰

Show me anybody cooler than the girl bassist in any band on earth ever, you can’t

In retrospect, it might’ve been a mistake to take a lifelong vow of silence an hour before the big rap battle

I fell asleep during a Bikini Kill show at the X-ray bc I’d worked a ten-hour shift at the grocery store that day and I think Kathleen may have yelled at me to wake up bc I was on a bench in the front of the room and I didn’t hear her bc it just sounded like part of the set

just gonna keep occasionally bumping this one

So did anyone get raptured

pair a scent with a positive activity

trump would have full throat gulped at willy wonka’s chocolate river before falling in dick first

In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate escalator crimes; and Trump’s vengeful DOJ, who persecute people who hurt his feelings. These are their stories.

IKEA stuff has always been a little too affordable. Glad we finally have a leader who can fuck that up.

Broke: they're building up to indicting Obama Woke: they're building up to indicting Pence

Trump's ex-lawyer Lindsey Halligan signed James Comey's indictment despite career officials reportedly telling her in a memo there's no probable cause. Just before charges landed, Harry Litman broke down the possible consequences—for prosecutors—in an interview. www.allrisenews.com/p/comey-hall...

You 1000% have permission to laugh as hard as you want at James Comey getting jerked around by Trump's dumbfuck DOJ btw

this is just the dumbest shit possible. Why is he like this

Even if this goes further, Comey is well-resourced enough to actually fight it, and he’s an actual Boy Scout so a trial would look horrible for the administration and there’s no way an EDVA jury is going to convict him

If you're my friend and you talk to ChatGPT to solve your problems, please don't tell me. I don't want to know that about you

I can already picture the editorial cartoons, he's stuck at the bottom of an escalator headed toward St. Peter and the pearly gates.

to me, specifically.

(to the tune of “evil woman”) soup in a bread bowl

Escalators are antifa.

pronouncing danger like banger

if we can get him down into the 20s, we can start to really shatter MAGA into pieces.

it’s nice to see how many people genuinely care about protecting the president from the consequences of his crimes

They're about to shut down the government to protect the Epstein Files from disclosure. Whatever is in the files must be so unhinged as to be beyond imagination.

for all people mock it wikipedia is genuinely one of the wonders of the modern world

I'm calling it btw, Walters resigning in Oklahoma is the canary in the coal mine of how bad '26 is going to be.

🔥Yesterday, California legislators, staffers, and others joined CAL FIRE, Sacramento City Fire Department, and IBHS to witness a live demonstration burn. 🎥 Hear directly about what was learned—and why taking steps to harden your home matters for every Californian. #CALFIRE #DefensibleSpace