but just think of all the mining we'll be able to get done when we're no longer distracted by the sounds of those canaries

Greenland News Flash: President Still A Pedophile* *ᵃˡˡᵉᵍᵉᵈˡʸ

Personally, I’m thrilled that world leaders are negotiating our fates via the same app that I use to send friends a pic of a pigeon eating a chicken wing with the caption “bro just witnessed a burder”

Sanction and travel ban everyone in the administration, congressional republicans, and their billionaire backers and this is over by eod

It is impossible to fully state or quantify the amount of damage that son of a bitch and his feckless minions are doing to our country. Beyond anything we could have imagined, and we imagined the worst.

perfect misprint for a weird timeline setting.

Pew Research Institute (2023): • Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants • Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants • Blue State Minnesota has 130,000. And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration." It's *not* about immigration.

Let’s just fuckin impeach him.

One year. It took one year to destroy all of the goodwill that the US had built up in the 20th Century. I remember a few things from Accounting. Goodwill is extremely hard to value and nearly impossible to recover once lost.

Nick Fuentes urging Trump to invoke the Insurrection Act in Minnesota: "Bro, do it. Do something. Just stop chickening out. I'm just tired of the idle threats... Please pull the trigger. Please kill them, Mr. President. Please just kill them." www.mediamatters.org/nick-fuentes...

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Trump's weird letter to Norway's prime minister renews 25th Amendment talk: Sen. Ed Markey is calling on Trump’s Cabinet and Vice JD Vance to remove him from office via the 25th Amendment over his latest threat to Greenland. www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...

Congrats to the guy who helped Russia invade Ukraine. A real feather in the cap.

every single one of these would be an incredible Veep plotline tbh

You can EASILY tie an economic pitch to an impeding Donald Trump pitch. Talk about the overinflated ICE budget, talk about tariffs, talk about billionaire tax cuts and corrupt sweetheart deals.

Remind people of DOGE and how much they hate Elon Musk. Make fun of Trump for the ridiculous things he says. Make fun of CBS news under Bari Weiss. It’s just not that complicated.

And, I dunno, I just want a Democrat who unequivocally says “that’s ridiculous, we are not sacrificing people’s civil rights as a political gambit”

And I think this is all still a legacy from that enduring Reagan-era narrative that “too much civil rights makes the economy bad”

It’s a feedback loop. When left/liberals/Dem voters declare “Democats are weak, useless” Repbs go “yes, exactly!” and many swing voter types JUST absorb the message that Ds are weak. They vote R, or not at all. Democrats, chasing those voters, adopt more Republican-friendly policy/rhetoric.

On the one hand, Dems frequently seem not entirely up to the task of resisting Republicans adequately, but, on the other hand, generic “Dems suck” messaging tends to benefit Republicans, so it just makes the problem worse.

"Oh the good old days when a man could talk to a woman without being accused of something!" MR. FLIP (1909) features Ben Turpin as a creep who harasses working women at their jobs. Every time, the women fight back with the tools of their trade, sometimes with male support, chasing the sex pest away

I very much hate that this kind of maths out

PROSECUTOR: Did you kill your husband? WITNESS: yes AND

an improv comedy group wrote this legal brief an improv comedy group took the record for your incredibly costly deposition/trial and has produced a transcript riddled with jokes that weren’t in the trial 🤡

you say "i asked chatgpt" i hear "i asked [an improv comedy group]" an improv group wrote this report instead of a therapist i use an improv comedy group

An administration by rapists, of rapists, & for rapists.

My plans for a glamorous and enviable lifestyle (drugs, mansions, personal chefs, go-go dancers, dogs, dog-walkers, go-go-dancing dog-walkers, etc.) could falter if publishers don't start paying me huge advances. Just saying. It's on you.

Man I sure do hear THAT. It's like how any day during which I do not need to use my AK is what I'd call "a good day". I like to avoid such measures.

think it's nice that all handbag manufacturers got together one day and collectively agreed that women only ever leave the house needing to carry either one single cigarette or an entire human man, it absolutely chimes in with how I live my life day-to-day

Sick of powerful people being clearly dumber than me

A restaurant is going out of business and in the comments someone wrote “The last time we ate there we got a charm from a charm bracelet in our food.” Which I think is lucky.

Yay I wrote that!

homemade cornbread and chili will fix me

your little internet beefs don’t mean shit, get over yourselves. Will’s legit.

This needs to happen in every city and every state.

Being a writer is the most embarrassing thing in the world! I write down the entire contents of my soul for validation! And then some editor will just be like no thanks!

invading Switzerland after refusing to believe their claims that they have no power over the award of the Fifa Peace Prize

general winter remains an ally of the motherland (Minnesota)

The (Will) Fitcil should include a refrigerated snack cabinet and water filter and an oversized battery to allow for longest-possible drive time without stops

Taking over Greenland is not a joke. Trump is sending messages to foreign leaders and making threats that will destroy the most important alliance we have. Are Republicans in Congress and Marco Rubio really ready to throw NATO away because they’re too afraid to stand up to Trump?

it’s time for a Van Hollen speakership coup.

When we rallied for No Kings we meant no wannabe dictator like Trump the chump. But today, more than ever, we need the message and example of late Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

It has been one month since the Trump administration's deadline to release the Epstein files passed. To date, they have only released 1% of the files they have. The party of pedophile protectors.

Yeah, the key part of this poll is the previously voted number. This is a reasonably Trumpy sample and he's just completely underwater in a key swing state.

Congress could have ended this any day of the past year. Seems clear there's no bottom for them and the only remedy is to wipe out Republicans in the midterms.

fucking shameful. it’s appalling. fuck

Excited to see how the old “local cops hate when feds meddle in their affairs” trope plays out in a context where the feds are actively trying to subsume the concept of policing itself

So really thinking that short term we need to prioritize getting bargain basement goebbels out of the WH.