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Desmond should have stayed on the island.

Trent Reznor’s YouTube channel where he shares needlessly unkind critiques of people covering his songs: Nine Inch Fails

I wish Ferris Bueller had been in the sports car at the end of the movie. And the fact that we're being subjected to another goddamn Space Balls movie is unconscionable.

I remember seeing trailers for The Grand Budapest Hotel and thinking it seemed like someone making a Wes Anderson parody, and then getting choked up by the actual end of the movie.

A silver lining to our "Eating fruit might give you horrible diarrhea" reality is that I have a pretty good idea for this call.

House of the Dragon really going to town with the “mayhaps” this week.

we are witnessing a company who thought they invented the ham sandwich realizing in real time that they sell ham, bread, and mustard at the grocery store

Yes, AI is bad for the environment and an insult to humanity, but it’s worth using it to answer this question: What happened to Gollum in between the more important things that happened to Gollum?

Coming soon to streaming: - The Witch from The VVitch: Origins - Sawyer (six-hour miniseries about the guy who would eventually become Leatherface getting his workplace safety certification) - Young Pazuzu

I feel like I've eaten expired lunchmeat.

Sam Neill was one of those actors I was always happy to see, no matter how I felt about the thing he was in. The reaction to his death vs. the way people responded to the late Lindsey Graham says a lot about how we should choose to live our lives.

Aquarius: Look for a chance to prove yourself at work this week when your boss institutes a new company event known as "The Winnowing.”

All my worst colleagues are still alive.

Telling my boss I won’t be in this week so I can honor the life of Lindsey Graham.

I can't wait for my girlfriend to wake up so I can tell her.

New in our lost & found: - One (1) pair of Ray-Ban sunglasses, green frames - People magazine, June 2006 - One (1) pair of Birkenstock sandals - VHS tape of a 1993 Montel Williams episode. Dennis Rader can be seen in audience. - One (1) pair ladybug earrings

Before Handel came along, no one had even heard of the Hallelujah chorus

Handbook for the Secretly Deceased

I asked Mitch McConnell if he had died and this is what he said.

People on this site act like you’re basically the Zodiac if you’ve ever drunk a glass of milk but if I can’t have coffee, it’s my at home desert beverage.

Five living writers by whom you've read five books each: James Ellroy Walter Mosley Stephen King Gemma Files Laird Barron

He also said in 2023 that Twitter would become people’s bank by 2024.

Just tried to add "toilet paper" to my grocery list but mistyped the first word and it automatically changed it to "Coulter," a thing that would have been much funnier if social media had existed 20 years ago.

We Will Never Be Rid of This Fucking Guy, Vol. 57368438

I keep thinking about this Alex Ross painting of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen that is, for some reason, also the cast of 30 Rock

*George Costanza voice*

The Mitch McConnell Mysteries (ABC, 2006-2007) was kind of a weird experiment but worth checking out for the various “before they were famous” guest appearances (Jon Hamm, Sterling K. Brown, a young Margaret Qualley)

As luck would have it, today is the one-year anniversary of me putting out this collection. I’m very happy with it and grateful to everyone who picked up a copy. #HorrorWritersChat

I put a lot of Easter eggs in my stories that refer to other stories, so I would hope readers might want to go back and search. #HorrorWritersChat

It was the same place I had passed through earlier, but now covered in rust. A pair of nurses stalked the hallway, healing the last thing on their minds. #HorrorWritersChat

I don’t know about a novel but I would love to put together an anthology inspired by Elden Ring. Folk horror, body horror, cosmic horror. You could go nuts. #HorrorWritersChat

Tom Coombe here, writer of apocalyptic/cosmic/religious horror. Twenty two years on, nothing tops Resident Evil 4. #horrorwriterschat

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Her delivery of this last line here has been in my head on a loop for the last month.

Scorched earth, ladies and gentlement. Scorched. Earth.

I spoke with Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes earlier only when I left his room the nurse told me I’d been in there for six hours. All my teeth were loose.

Three horror movies have actually been FILMED here. Two were never released because the financing fell through while the third (Casino Werewolf Cheerleader Massacre, 1996) is unwatchable.

Fuck yes.

Schrödinger’s Reptilian Goblin Senator

I'm a big fan of Tilly Norwood's earlier work.

“The moonlight makes our faces into masks.”

"Really fast piano music would play. Then a man, a not very nice man, would tie a woman to the railroad tracks..."

“If you use a certain word at the start of a story you should always try to use that word again at the end.”

Another grand slam from @iamchrisscott.bsky.social

Social media acquaintance who has not mentioned soccer once in the last 1,444 days: Man, Portugal looks awful out there.

Jaws theory: the kids who pull the Fourth of July shark prank are the same kids who deface the town’s tourism billboard.

IT The Shining ‘Salem’s Lot Pet Sematary Different Seasons

Our casino is also celebrating its 250th anniversary, according to the janitor no one can remember hiring.