30 Rock Arrested Development Veep The Thick of It MST3K Curb Your Enthusiasm Bob’s Burgers Key & Peele The Office (UK) It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia The State There was a time where I would have included The Simpsons, but I’d really only be talking about 10% of its episodes.

A lot of comments on this relating to Stephen Miller ending up at the Hague/dying in prison and that...is not where my thoughts first went.

I don't think people get it: If the leathery scion of a demonic political dynasty tells you what medicines to take or not take, you LISTEN.

Thought the rapture was happening but it was just that alien from the movie "Nope" passing through town.

Aside from scoliosis, I'm pretty standard. Though when they removed my appendix, the surgeon told me he was going to give it to his students to study. (It had turned black by the time they took it out).

That means it’s the 30th anniversary of one of my classmates blurting out the ending in front of a bunch of people who hadn’t seen it yet.

IT The Shining Pet Sematary

I think enough time has passed that we can all agree that the residents of Amity Island were, by and large, insufferable.

kenan thompson's sleepaway camp. jay mohr presents phantasm. caroline rhea's tales from the crypt presents demon knight. kevin meaney's pumpkinhead. paula poundstone's the house at the edge of the park. jonathan katz's spoorloos. to be clear i would happily watch all of these

Public radio most likely. News in the morning. Jazz at night.

after you have a tooth extracted you should be allowed to smell it - i don’t personally want to but it’s about the principle

if i was dying of thirst and had no water, i’d simply melt a popsicle

My archenemy, who has usurped my rightful place in my absence: Well, well, well...the prodigal son returns. Me: “Prodigal” means “wasteful,” not “someone who leaves and comes back after a long time.”

The good folks at @blackbeaconbooks.bsky.social had some questions for me.

Pumped gas this morning. Instead of the normal 15 second ad for soda or whatever I got an hour-long tribute to the life of Charlie Kirk.

She looks like an Elden Ring character.

For the past week during my suspension, Sama'a has been without my platform to boost the fundraising she relies on to keep herself and her family alive. Please dig deep and give what you can as they flee displacement and bombing at the hands of Israel. gofund.me/db56c7ce3

Thanks so much @erynmccee.bsky.social! Always great to participate in #HorrorWritersChat! This week's theme (tech and horror) goes perfectly with my #cyberpunk #horror short stories collection, 'Neon Nightmares'. ➡️ mybook.to/NeonNightmares #BookSky #Indie

Thank you, Eryn, for the terrifying tech questions! My latest novel came out last week! Where The Soul Goes is an 80's gastro-horror road-trip novel with a healthy dose of grief. Go grab it over here: www.amazon.com/Where-Soul-G... #horrorwriterschat

Thanks for a great #HorrorWritersChat, Eryn! Stuff I'm doing: A TWIST OF FATE in PRETEND YOU DON'T SEE HER: THE INVISIBLE WOMAN THE HOUSE NEXT DOOR in THE LIZZIE BORDEN HOUSE ANTHOLOGY My groovy Bruce Campbell interview at The Horror Zine. Upcoming NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD legends interview.

If you were intrigued by my King in Yellow take, it is a background factor to what is going on in The Complete Mad World Cycle which came out earlier this year. Four novellas of superheroes, a wave of madness, and one city caught in the middle of it. #horrorwriterschat bookshop.org/p/books/the-...

Thank you, Always. x My collection, "All's Well That Ends Well," comes out on Halloween and is up for pre-order. It's sorta retro, think Creepshow or Tales From The Crypt. There's pulp, there's camp, there's scares, and other stuff. Variety AF!🎃 #HorrorWritersChat mybook.to/AllsWell

Sorry I've not been as active as I usually am. Recovering from... something. Not sure what. Spoons still low. Anyway, spooky season is coming. I have many ghost stories to pick from. bsky.app/profile/chao...

Thanks Eryn! #HorrorWritersChat, "Hannah and Other Stories" will be out in 6 days! Don't you want to read the scariest collection out this Halloween season? Amazon: tinyurl.com/mv8p4shk B&N: tinyurl.com/4fznerfe Kobo: tinyurl.com/3u5fpeb6 Apple Books: tinyurl.com/33xhhdnx #HorrorSky #BookSky

Thank you Eryn and the other #HorrorWritersChat folks. It's exactly one month until this Halloween-themed anthology -- featuring my story "The Black Van" -- comes into the world.

People being driven to suicide and suffering mental breakdowns because of ChatGPT is scary, but what's more frightening to me is the way this tech is being forced on us, making decisions and doing jobs humans should be making and doing. #HorrorWritersChat

Old tech is absolutely scarier. The only 2 tech-focused stories I've written involve VHS-era movies. #HorrorWritersChat

My scientific knowledge is so limited that -- as upsetting as I find things like AI -- I'd be embarrassed to write a tech-heavy horror story. #HorrorWritersChat

It's that time! #HorrorWritersChat I'm Villimey, a horror author from Iceland. Not sure if it counts as tech, but I've been using onelook.com for all my thesaurus needs. It's brilliant!

Hello, #HorrorWritersChat folk. Tom Coombe here, author of short horror fiction, all of it written on my laptop. It's the only "writerly tech" I use, other than sometimes reaching for my phone in the middle of the night to email myself ideas.

Just had to call my cat out for some blatant hypocrisy.

When I think about his psyche I imagine a baby being born without skin, over and over, for 79 years.

They truly can't fathom that maybe most people dont know or care who their favorite racism podcaster is.

Gonna doxx and ruin the life of anyone who says anything bad about Bobby Redford today.

Massive fucking babies. It's like in HS when a group of popular girls got mad that we weren't upset as they were that a friend of theirs at another school (who most of us didn't know) was in a car accident, only dumber and more poisonous.

2026 headline: Meta stock dips after Zuckerberg's cryptic "staple these glasses to their ungrateful fucking skulls' remark"

Gex hosts an alt-right podcast. Dr. Wily is a guest and his eyes well up and his voice cracks as he says “men aren’t allowed to be Mega anymore.”

Hello! Some new spooky speculative flash from me in the new issue of @theargylelitmag.bsky.social out today!

Wait Until Dark You're Next Die Hard

Times like this I'm glad I never watched Mr. Show (I am sure it's brilliant, it's just one of those things I haven't gotten to yet. As it stands, my only frame of reference for this guy are "baton swinging cop" on Arrested Development and Bob's obnoxious rival on Bob's Burgers.

When you’re the paper of record and have definitely understood the franchise up until this point

Escape the awfulness of 2025 by reading stories inspired by the awfulness of 2020-2024.

The phrase "wrestle over his legacy" is what you use when someone was, say, a brilliant filmmaker but a terrible person. Kirk leaves behind nothing of value, just poison wrapped in a cloak of civility. If he had died at 74 from heart disease or something, we wouldn't even be thinking about him.

LOL this wasn’t even in the U.S.

I still get jazzed by this.

Oh my god caffeine is wonderful! I can hear my hair screaming

Dropping an atomic weapon on AI companies? Might be a bit extreme but I’m willing to listen.

you have to admit it’s funny that they cared about the Cracker Barrel logo as long if not longer than this