I would definitely hate it if the Republicans went after the president I half-heartedly voted for almost 30 years ago.

AI has become so advanced it can now produce a terrible song to play during a commercial for the latest Taylor Sheridan TV show.

This is their job. It’s their team and their star player is beyond reproach.

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He’s everywhere, like if Forrest Gump was also the Zodiac Killer.

I'm always happy to take part in #horrorwriterschat and less thrilled to promote myself. Just how I'm wired. Still, I'm proud of my first collection and want it to find more readers. Evil statues, vampire priests (and a vampire attorney), cursed movies and, yes, a clown-based apocalypse.

I don't know if he considers himself a "horror" writer but my longtime social media friend @iamchrisscott.bsky.social writes some very fine, creepy and gutwrenching fiction. www.chrisscottwrites.com #HorrorWritersChat

I don't know what the refreshments would be, exactly, but I do know I have a lot of stories where someone consumes something and has a horrific vision, so maybe try to sneak in some gummi bears instead. #HorrorWritersChat

I've had people tell me "Advent of the Clown King," the title story from my collection, would make a good movie. I think someone like Adam Scott or Mark Ruffalo would be a good fit for the main character. #HorrorWritersChat

Hello everyone. I'm Tom Coombe, author of several cosmic/weird horror stories. My double feature would be The Empty Man and Messiah of Evil #HorrorWritersChat

Starting to suspect something might be off with our president.

2027: an acid-scarred Trump uses the equally scarred coin to determine all policy decisions.

INT: the rubble of a burned out building. Bits of flesh knit themselves together, reforming the body of James Bond. Cut to: M at MI6 headquarters. "It's a jolly good thing you have that healing factor, 007, much like Marvel Comics' Wolverine."

*sees a decrepit man-baby getting booed by an NFL stadium while swearing in new troops* We need to cater to this guy’s every whim.

"Employees must smile if less than 10 feet from a customer."

To Live and Die in LA is a beautifully unhinged 80s answer to The French Connection. I can't believe it took me this long to finally watch it.

Aquarius: Some self reflection will show you that you and your partner have a symbiotic relationship, in that you turn them into a darker version of Spider-Man.

London Calling is going to be the best album on like 90% of lists of albums.

The Chair Company is filled with interesting faces. More things should take that approach.

That rumbling you felt this weekend was 10,000 horror writers running for their laptops after reading this article.

Very excited to have my story “Episode Guide: Tymberwolves” included in this anthology. Did a fascist cult embed its message in a 1980s Thundercats ripoff? Tune in to find out.

Brilliant show. I avoided it for years because the basic premise (CIA agent trying to prevent a nuclear Iran) seemed so tired, but it’s remarkable. Tense, weird, hilarious and heartbreaking.

I like to think this implies Eli Roth has only seen “The Straight Story.”

signal from socialist occupied new york: everything in black & white. man woman & child struggle like with basic tasks like in infomercials

I am delighted that I get to contribute to this project.

Post you from a different era. Mid-to-late 90s, with dog

First acceptance for a 2026 publication arrived earlier. I had more fun writing the story in question than almost anything I’ve ever done, so I’m pretty excited.

River Side Trivia: "River Side Tricia" was the name of a poorly-conceived animated movie we tried producing in the early 1980s. The concept was eventually turned into the ABC Afterschool Special "Gambler's Daughter."

"He died on Monday, aged 84. What do you do with a life like his, at its end? Shiver at the thought of it, mostly. Bury him in a salt cavern. Bury him face down."

"I could smell the onions and the mustard..." has a nice literary ring to it. "I could smell the mustard and the onions, the night creeping home like a guilty husband."

And by “only,” I mean “which 31 states?”

What I think of whenever I hear the name "Dick Cheney." Glad this didn't come to pass.

Paul Sorvino’s face in Goodfellas after he says “What am I supposed to do, shoot him?” and the nightclub owner says “That wouldn’t be a bad idea.”

Releasing this standalone short story for my birthday! It's available on KDP, itchio and my Kofi story 🖤

After 15 of these in two days.

Thankfully, Trump’s generosity is matched only by his empathy.

Guests like to point out that the Christmas decorations in our breakfast bar "are up kind of early" and we do not correct them.

One of my favorite running gags from the earlier days of The Simpsons: Bart envisioning some depressing/horrific future for himself and responding with an impressed "Cool."

Taking part in the "Offer One of Your Bosses Feedback On His Novel In-Progress Challenge."

Looking for a scary tale this Halloween? Why not try my horror story "Mr. Loveless in Room 719" about a man trapped in a hotel room.

Technically it wasn't MY skeletal steed, but it did get me to my job interview that summer I worked at the Chipotle out by the barrow on Wynnoch Glen.

A case-of-the-week TV show called LOOMIS about Dr. Loomis chasing after a new escaped mental hospital patient each episode that he always claims also has the devil’s eyes. His judgment and the amount of patients he shoots is never addressed or questioned.

This is very annoying because I hate AI but love unsettling, fever-dream surrealism.

"We opened the the new Ballroom, and a big man, the biggest man you've ever seen, clad in a dark shroud, the broad brow of his masked face besprinkled with the scarlet horror, he came up to me-"

Apologies for the delay in honoring Robert Redford. It took a while to get our Quiz Show and Legend of Bagger Vance slot machines out of storage.

Since it's Halloween week, I'll point people to this Halloween-themed anthology I'm featured in. #HorrorWritersChat

Honestly, our society is a bit too backwards looking right now. The last thing we need is for people to be worried about, say, werewolves again. #HorrorWritersChat

I know so little about how technology actually works that I don't think I could write convincing horror ABOUT it. If the internet features at all in my stories, it's usually as a way to pass on information and provide color, like, a story told via Reddit posts. #HorrorWritersChat

The kid who spent most of his first 18 years in Catholic school still lives on inside me and has some residual fears of both God and the Devil, while not really believing in either. #HorrorWritersChat