trump is only saying autism is caused by tylenol because he can't pronounce acetaminophen or paracetamol

i dont fucking care anymore just gimme the radioactive shrimp and some e coli romaine I will wash it down with raw milk and take some tylenol

I am pretty ok with who I turned out to be but if I could have lived anyone else's life it would have either been Kris Kristofferson or Lenny Kravitz. Lenny Kravitz is the coolest man in the world and has been for about 35 years running. youtu.be/3Y82oJ1X3cg...

The thing I absolutely hate the most about Republicans and MAGA and evangelicals is that their actual policies are so fucking awful that no one supports them, so the way they get into power is with all these divisive fucking wedge issues that they puke up on a daily basis.

Please let them be raptured today

when my husband asks why i’m so insistent about where things go in the kitchen

I seriously could eat baba ganouj every day. sometimes I drizzle a little olive oil and eat it with kalamata olives I love the layered flavours, the smokiness, the tanginess, and the multiple different textures so fucking good. food of the gods.

so very pleased to learn that I can go back to not giving a fuck about Jimmy Kimmel.

Joelle and I are watching the Caleb Hearon special and it occurred to me that there are probably a lot of lgbtq+ adults who grew up in red states and only survived and are here today because of a cool aunt or uncle or neighbor

my mom took tylenol when she was pregnant, which made me super focused on menswear and now i have a million followers on twitter

seriously you will never find a picture that better represents our personalities. She needs to be tethered to the earth 90% of the time while I am trying to crawl into a cave.

went to the courthouse and got our marriage certificate for the wwedding thursday and Joelle made me take a picture and let's just say I realize I do not have resting bitch face, I have resting ben face

the only fireworks at my wake or "memorial service" better be launched out of a drunken fraternity brother's ass

Disney and Targey need us more than we need them. There are plenty of other shows to watch and places to shop.

well shit I was supposed to get married on thursday

Oklahoma proposes outdoor urinals on every campus

this goes hard as fuck and her vocals are fire youtu.be/0JrlKcoD1Qw...

I can’t see into Ezra Klein’s heart (cue Miller’s Crossing quote), so I don’t know if he’s a “centrist” or crypto-Republican or what. But it’s screamingly obvious that he’s got the pundit equivalent of Senate Brain. He’s got far more in common with David Brooks than with real people.

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

I know it means basically 15-20 years of having to moisturize and clothe an 18lb raw turkey, but you mark my words I will have one of these one day

this is terrible but how is it really anything different from what maggie haberman has been doing for the last decade?

if they are out there calling october 14th a day of remembrance for charlie kirk I am not gonna go along with it at all and from here on out october 14th is National Nipsey Hussle Day of Remembrance because unlike Charlie, Nipsey did positive shit for his community

if you've never met someone who looks like this guy, around here he's be in oil stained overalls with a grimy hat, but he'd have the same posture and look on his face, but this is what is known as an "ornery cuss." Proceed wisely.

"Take More Naps, Eat More Soup, Read More Books" an autobiography

I will never understand why my whole life people get pissed off at me when I ask why? I'm not questioning your fucking authority I'm trying to figure out what we're doing or what you want me to do so I can relate it to something I know or learn how to do it in the future ffs

if you want to know what adult adhd is like, on several occassions I went downstairs from my office to do somethings, got distracted, did several things, and each time thought "I better get a drink for upstairs."

my friend is having entirely too much fun with my headshot and AI but this walter sobchack ain't half bad

I don't have kids but I would let any random drag queen or trans person watch my cats before I would let any religious nut near them

new tshirt

So I’m not sure how many people saw FX’s mini-series, Mrs America. It was about Phyllis Schlafly, starred Cate Blanchett and a lot of amazing talent, but there’s this one scene that is a 100%, how the sausage is made that is telling. As far as I can tell, the scene is not clipped online —

Now that's how it's done! #humor #political

the sex dungeon is way too fucking close to the mineral pool

“I thought we’d be greeted as liberators.”

getting married in seven days and joelle said "pretty soon you're gonna be stuck with me forever" and all I could think was the scene in Watchmen with Jackie Earle Haley as Rorschach saying "I'm not locked in here with you you're locked in here with me"

I am serious I have spent too much time looking at pictures of raccoons today and every single one of them looks like they are in or planning a heist. ruthless gangster definition, villain leave your shit unlocked and he's stealin'

The dark irony in all of this is thet if Disney wanted to fight this they have an archive of anti-Nazi propaganda the could repurpose en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walt_Di...

New Golden Calf just dropped. finance.yahoo.com/news/golden-...

Oh god were the elk trans

Obama is sick of y’all’s performative behavior too. 😒

the gunman who yesterday killed 3 cops and wounded a fourth before himself being killed was a 24 year old white man and there were no trans people in the vacinity, so that is why you have not heard about this apnews.com/article/penn...

thoughts on our new dystopian censorship regime balloon-juice.com/2025/09/18/p...

If we do have a bloody civil war if the left wins can we convert to metric?

Why does everything raccoons do look like a heist

honestly I would like to be as good looking as jason momoa or robert redford for like a week just to see how differently I get treated by everyone prolly really suck turning back

one of my friends used ai and turned an old headshot of me into fat napoleon and I hate him and no I have no idea what uniform this is

I just watched jason momoa shirtless and wearing a crude thong lasso and ride a shark in the opening minutes of chief of war and my only thought is how many unintended pregnancies among female viewers will occur because of this scene

I hate conspiracy theories but I am just not buying this dog day afternoon bullshit kash patel and others are spreading about the Charlie Kirk shooter if he was a leftist every single thing he had ever typed on his phone and computer would be in the public already

yes I miss joelle and yes I miss the warmth and yes I miss a lot of things about Arizona, but I am not gonna lie I would kill for some good mexican or a chicken shawarma with a side of fresh baba ganoush from my favorite place in tempe, haji baba