Massive Shrinkflation™️

Blowing a giant hole in 20% of US GDP. #HeckuvaJobTrumpie

Tulip bulbs 2025.

Please!

Why the rich don't like using the subway

Mmm hmm... www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsJh...

Infrastructure Week™️ is *back* baby!

all your sandwich puns are great, I mean it

Unworthy people getting free electricity. It’s enough to give wingnuts an aneurysm.

"Why did I ever think I could convince [tech] companies to care about human beings? It's literally called the tech industry." @leahreich.com talks about being human and connecting and asking a lot of good questions. www.leahreich.com/the-big-moon...

Ooooh look, the AIs are now plagiarizing Trump.

Just waiting for some Louvre copycats in ICE gear to knock over the Met.

*cough* Solyndra *cough*

Replacing all the sheriffs in the country with ones that are not right-wing stormtroopers needs to be a major focus for the Democratic Party in 2026.

Howard Stern once said he thought about running for mayor and was sure he could win by campaigning on a single issue: “Fix The Potholes“ If you’ve ever ridden in a taxi in NYC, you know he’s right.

As distasteful as it might feel, we do indeed have to "stop the steal."

Wow. Mamdani starts by quoting Eugene Debs!

Deep Red Reagan Territory ain't so red any more. #MakingOrangeCountyBlue

DEMS ON THE MARCH

Mamdani is more popular than 10 senators.

The first phase of the Mamdani plan to lower housing costs in NYC is already underway.

Has anyone done a welfare check on Dersh?

Are you listening @gavinnewsom.bsky.social ???

“Fentanyl smells exactly like onions, your honor. The officer was certain that he might die from an overdose!”

The 43.5th president of the United States has died. #OlFourthBranch

“Tax The Rich!!” — Greg Abbot

The 60s and 70s kids all jump to point out what “bread” is.

You *know* what’s going to happen when the LLMs get this one in their training data, right?

Star Trek and Fireball XL-5

I wonder if the Louvre has a Flock login....

They’re doing the real estate mortgage bubble again, but against assets that will be obsolete in only 3 years instead of 30.

🙁💙🧸

"Yes, that job is quite impressive, but can you explain this large break between that and your previous job?"

"Only 5 at a time" shows that he now has significant experience in these matters.

Remarkably, there are a very large number of gullible fools--especially in America--who would simply assume this is correct and paste it into their post/paper. Actually, many of them are in OpenAI's marketing department.

How Police Departments Cause Riots

Some people blink a lot when they’re lying. #DataPoint

How Police Departments Cause Riots

The popularity of Reese’s continues to go unchallenged.