This is completely unbearable. But also like… why are his insane ramblings never summarized like this in the media? We gotta wait for a substack guy to put it together like this?

Worst Pixies cover band ever

my 252 month old son Psilocybin is so based. he confronted a waiter at Musso and Frank and demanded that they bring him Lunchables with the crust cut off. then he suplexed the chef, set the kitchen on fire, and played the guitar solo from Ozzy Osbourne’s Crazy Train with his bare feet

This is a missing piece that I & some retired Marines were trying to figure out when this story broke. Every tattoo is in their file. New tattoos are updated. This tattoo is strictly prohibited & he absolutely would've known WHY immediately. He has no plausible deniability, it's all lies.

Um… 👇 🤔 😒

Man, I will totally donate to and volunteer for primary challengers to any of the dipshit D senators backing the Blue Ouster Cult

My leppard? Def.

Massive kudos to CBS Sports producers and Clark Kellogg and his fellow halftime hosts for the feature on Mouhamed Dioubate's Ramadan commitment.

Pulled from: no01.substack.com/p/march-19-2... Friday’s press gaggle. Barely exaggerated: at 12:03 PM, President Trump told reporters he wanted a ceasefire with Iran. At 12:05 he declared victory. At 12:07 he announced he was sending Marines.

When this happens & @cnn.com and the @nytimes.com aren't putting "The Government Is Raping Your Children" in its headlines, you have to question every story they've ever written. What purpose does it serve to silence the stories of rape? How does withholding that info help public understanding?

Foot in mouth. Piss poor political instincts. So avoidable. Warren warned Hegseth's tattoo made him a potential 'threat' — now she backs candidate with Nazi-linked ink - Fox News apple.news/AXdP_teg4Q26...

<< sigh >> Guess Imma start boosting Swalwell for CA Gov. I’m insistently opposed to Whiteboard Wanda and Dipshit Moneybags Steyer. Wish Becerra was running a more compelling/present campaign, because he’s far and away the most qualified, but Dems absolutely have to start culling candidates.

Every single point in this thread is spot-on

And we have the rare (but increasingly frequent) combo "political scientist" + "sportsball poaster/politics replyguy" showing his entire ass (Also, "sultry"? Smells like bot up in here.)

I know it’s unpopular on this site to point out that Democrats are largely very supportive of trans rights but they are, and we should recognize when they do the right thing

BAD NEWS BEARS re-reboot with Paul Westerberg as Buttermaker

FPS (first-person savior)

BREAKING: 49 Senate Republicans just VOTED DOWN our simple bill to pay TSA workers. Republicans have now blocked TSA pay SEVEN times. It’s a slap in the face to the men and women who have been working without a paycheck for weeks.

Dermot Mulroney biopic of Robert Mueller when

Primary challenges in 2030 for all of these folks

The Bavarian Strategy

Wrecker/splitter anti-Dem consultants: o a f o a f o a f Anti-Dem grifters: oaf oaf oaf Anti-Dem online tankies: Oaf! Oaf! Oaf! Anti-Dem slopulist senators: OAF! OAF! OAF!

Starting in the 2027-28 school year, California will offer a new personal finance course to high schoolers and require it for graduation beginning with the 2031 class. Every Californian should leave high school with the tools to manage money, avoid debt, and build wealth.

Not once does this story mention that offering a federal job in exchange for a political favor is a crime

So happy to see these again

Platner : covering up his Nazi tattoo with a Norse Fenrir tattoo :: Reagan : 1980 Neshoba County “states’ rights” campaign speech

This horrific story gets worse when you find out how this young woman originally came to the US: as a 17-year-old on Jeffrey Epstein’s plane

OK, Mad Libs, you’ve had enough.

In addition to the extensive 🧵⬇️ of the totenkopf appearing in easily recognizable settings, Platner’s own campaign manager saying he knew (& quitting the campaign), & the marines confronting him about it: In 10/25 the heat over the tat got Platner to cover it… w/a different ⚪️ supremacist symbol.

Pokemonetization Go

Man, I will totally donate to and volunteer for primary challengers to any of the dipshit D senators backing the Blue Ouster Cult

Do you know how much money the military is losing?

<< taps sign >>

I mean, who could possibly take that ridiculously slim Trump image seriously?

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unfortunately I must confirm that Trump personally denying Bill Maher a prize is one of the funniest things he’s ever done

Justice for survivors means investigating all credible tips. That includes credible tips against the President. The public demands answers. It is time to depose the President.

The Senate is not a place to begin your political career for this very reason. This stuff should have come out & disqualified him for running in a local school board election, but he decided to go national with his lack of shame & empathy for those he’s hurt with his words, actions & body art.

I would just like to note how Fox News framed this:

People think they can ride the conspiracy populist train just a little bit and it always fucks over them and worse society

Just a wonderful, wonderful story here

Money can buy you health, but health can't buy you money

Boots on the water

Kenneth Starr prosecuted Bill Clinton for perjury about sexual misconduct. The Epstein files show STARR was emailing Epstein directly. One message reportedly read: "I'm a bad boy." 2,000+ documents mention his name in the archive. Source: EFTA02621906

Wife just told me this one: What’s the difference between Iran and Vietnam? Trump had a plan to get out of Vietnam.

So, kinda, BUT: • Willfully disregards indigenous antisemitism on the left • Willfully disregards brown/red horseshoe effect/alliance • OP is basically arguing against cryptofascism in favor of cryptoantisemitism, but leftishly ("Comrades it's ok to hate Zionists, just don't call them 'zios'!")

@janetmillsforme.bsky.social has a lot of good endorsements from sane & non-antisemitic Democrats.

Wake up babe new academic imprint just dropped

This one's better