Congratulations to Lamar Jackson for successfully replicating the ambiguous scenario the people who wrote the tuck rule were envisioning.

Nick Saban just heard an announcer say "there goes Davis" on Thanksgiving and had his PTSD triggered

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The Thanksgiving Day Parade is great because it's the only place where you can learn things like opera nepo babies exist

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If I had a nickel for every time a key member of the 2019 World Series winning Washington Nationals had the contract he signed the following offseason get bought out I'd have two nickles. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

Destined to become the next White Sox where everyone forgets they won a World Series and that it broke a long drought

The ACC champion is really getting ahead of Tulane and JMU? You're 100 percent sure of that?

Apparently 33 is too old now as the Nats are now signing coaches who are under 30.

I'm still a little disappointed Ovechkin never scored that Ovechtrick.

Alex Ovechkin has to be close to the NHL record for seasons with at least one hat trick

So many people incorrectly use video game goal to describe very complicated goals, but this is the correct application. One player just skated from center ice right up to the goalie then did one stick move before shooting it in.

The Caps appear to have time warped to 1985

Another 33 year old

Someone just waking up from a year long coma will be shocked by this development

The nice thing about this league is it gives a context to see players like Whitmore look as good as they are instead of as someone struggling with an 8 ERA. I'm sure that experience has scared away players like Davis in the past. No one wants to go from LLWS shutout to barely hanging on.

Looks like James Franklin to VT is at the finish line. I like the hire, but I also liked the Fuente and Pry hires so hell if I know if it'll work out.

So were JMU folks making stuff up or did ESPN back out of cravenly skipping the biggest game because it's between Fox teams at the last second?

I don't think I've seen a game with this many failed 4th and goals.

Credit to Jeremy McNichols for doing the right thing and calling for the trainers when he noticed something wrong.

I'm disappointed in Fox not changing the scorebug to USC-Southern Cal after the game went final. They're the real SC now!

I do not envy the person trying to figure out how to rank Alabama, Georgia, Oklahoma and Texas with these head-to-head results.

That onside kick was so clean I was sure it had to be short of ten yards

The Caps really miss Oshie, Backstrom and Kuznetsov in the shootout

Masterful deception by Ovechkin to fall down in front of the goal so the defense let's him stand up unbothered right in front of the net

Brent Venables continues to morph into Bob Einstein.

Boy am I glad Shane Beamer was not interested in coming to Blacksburg

Texas A&M - South Carolina is terrible football and an all time great game

Well that mistake is probably going to haunt the Thorns defender for life

HOW did the Spirit not score there?!?

Texas A&M is art

Texas A&M professors have to get clearance from a dean if they want to talk about this game on Monday

This is an area where Mike Rizzo's old school mentality was putting the Nats woefully behind and an illustration of how tough a challenge Toboni will have in getting the Nats organization to catch up. He'll be fixing minor league development while other teams race ahead on the pro side.

Texas A&M making it mathematically impossible for them to go 8-4 and then faceplanting is a great bit. Nobody knows how to prank their fans better.

The crowd might somehow be even louder than at the Gotham semifinal last year

I like this trend of Davey's Merry Band of Morons all getting jobs with the Nats' rivals

Oh shut up

And most importantly was released by the Nats a day after spring training was stopped due to COVID right before transactions were frozen.

Do I want to watch a Nats team that traded all of their good players? Not really. But if they're trading Gore they have to trade basically everyone because they have no other pitching.

If they're going to follow a network TV schedule I say we start calling the last week of the regular season Sweeps Week.

They ended the second season really weirdly if this was the idea the whole time. Are they going to somehow just claim it's the exact same character?

It's pretty obviously not a goal so they will of course call it a goal

Simon says throw strikes

Great news! By limiting these bets to $200 they will once again only serve their original purpose of hitting up gambling addicts like an ATM.

Twice traded for players that won a team not acquiring Wil Myers a World Series.

I'm starting to think the Nats aren't really identifying hidden gems and are just trying to save as much money as possible.

This is the future MLS wants

Ejected for being stupid enough to try to punch a guy wearing a helmet in the head