dawg I’m great, I just walked up the exit to bypass a 75-minute line for the Indiana Jones ride

Disneyland hack - go by yourself when it’s raining

pretty great atmosphere last night in Anaheim, and a pretty great night for the Ducks. it's been along enough. @iceman-cometh.bsky.social captured all that here — www.nytimes.com/athletic/722...

It was a pretty perfect Quack game tbh

If everything were to fall apart on the Edmonton Oilers, it would look a lot like last night. From Anaheim — www.nytimes.com/athletic/722...

love the Honda Center. most of aesthetic is, like, Very Nice Hotel in 1995.

The most unlikely starting goaltender in the NHL playoffs is … www.nytimes.com/athletic/721...

“Emotional intelligence in hockey isn’t exactly something that has come to the forefront yet. So to hear someone who’s as well-balanced and as understanding of perspective ... is a bit foreign to people.” Connor Ingram is a very important fella. Unlocked and free: www.nytimes.com/athletic/721...

Thirteen Ducks played their playoff game Monday night. And while they suffered a close Game 1 loss to the Oilers, they provided enough reasons to believe they'll make it a competitive series. www.nytimes.com/athletic/721...

“I was told early on, that you’ve got to savor it, because you never know if you’ll be back. And I kind of chuckled at that..." "And then five years went by." Jason Dickinson is what the playoffs are about. From Edmonton — www.nytimes.com/athletic/721...

Oilers fans are in the comments already, calling this "fear-mongering." It's not. For them, and for Connor McDavid, it's the truth: The road is narrow, and the clock is ticking. Free, unlocked story from Edmonton⤵️⤵️⤵️ www.nytimes.com/athletic/721...

Oilers fans are in the comments already, calling this "fear-mongering." It's not. For them, and for Connor McDavid, it's the truth: The road is narrow, and the clock is ticking. Free, unlocked story from Edmonton⤵️⤵️⤵️ www.nytimes.com/athletic/721...

Uath Mammoth: A Fanatics fuck-up *and* a villain in a Star Wars PC game from 1998.

was eating at a bar in Edmonton and started naming Guys Who Oilers Fans Convinced Themselves Were Good. Someone threw a ketchup bottle at me after I dropped Theo Peckham. I’m in a cop car now

Bobby Orrsmuelsson

Ron MacLean prefaced something with "just a little story" like a full minute ago, and now he's talking about the Winnipeg Monarchs.

“It’s a lot of lonely times when you’re hurt. Guys are on the road, and you’re kind of grinding by yourself. I’m happy where it’s at right now." Greetings from Edmonton, where the Oilers are getting healthy. www.nytimes.com/athletic/721...

he shot one there

Full-time NHL players who shot more pucks per 60 than Porter Martone this season: Brady Tkachuk, Cutter Gauthier, end of list.

I’ll tell you one thing, if Sid didn’t want the Penguins to wear the piss jerseys, they wouldn’t wear the piss jerseys. He’s complicit here. I take no joy in this

I would go feral for this if they showed it on the jumbotron, tbh

Watching Fairburn on this (joined about 15 minutes in), while monitoring Sabres practice Sky.

TAHS live Eastern Conference playoff preview, now www.youtube.com/live/kHLps47...

Jell-O wants to replace decibel meters in stadiums and arenas with ... The Jell-OMeter. Will it work? www.nytimes.com/athletic/717...

"Porter Martone" is me, extremely drunk, trying valiantly to remember the name "Post Malone."

Can the Penguins' old guys deliver? Is Porter Martone the Flyers' secret weapon? Can you believe this is happening in 2026? Our full Pittsburgh-Philadelphia preview, with roster analysis, big Qs and more ⤵️⤵️⤵️ www.nytimes.com/athletic/719...

Trailed Alex Ovechkin and the Capitals last week. It was a weird, uncertain few days — and that’s OK. Free article ⬇️⬇️ www.nytimes.com/athletic/719...

Inside Alex Ovechkin’s potentially final NHL run — How he and the Capitals navigated his own uncertain future and his team’s waning, waxing attempts to keep their season alive. New @theathletic.com, unlocked and free to read for everyone ⤵️⤵️ www.nytimes.com/athletic/719...

Congratulations! You're playing for the Pittsburgh Penguins in about 45 minutes. www.nytimes.com/athletic/718...

Speculation about Alex Ovechkin's next step, as the Capitals’ playoff hopes waxed and waned, has moved to the foreground. The team, publicly and privately, has maintained that the decision is his to make. For now, he needs more time. NEWS, free and unlocked — www.nytimes.com/athletic/717...

🚨goalie mask power rankings🚨 ranking some of the most unique, interesting, and outright boring masks around the league with @jessegranger.bsky.social + @seangentille.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/716...

I like CBS listing their generic social handle under Bill Raftery’s name on the broadcast chyron. Maybe he runs the account, who knows!

cannot believe Konnor Griffin is real, cannot believe the Pirates got that lucky, cannot believe they haven’t already blown it.

NHL POWER RANKINGS 📈 Canadiens, Bruins 📉 Flyers, Capitals Plus, we compare young players on every team to players from the recent past. New with @domluszczyszyn.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/716...

NHL POWER RANKINGS 📈 Canadiens, Bruins 📉 Flyers, Capitals Plus, we compare young players on every team to players from the recent past. New with @domluszczyszyn.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/716...

Brady Tkachuk has a podcast problem, and now his team does, too. Do people realize that the Bruins have 94 points? How did this happen. New TAHS with @haileysalvian.bsky.social and Fluto, talking B's. Audio: pod.fo/e/3eb69e YouTube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_Kj...

Is Linus Ullmark dooming the Sens? Are the Maple Leafs run by an AI-obsessed doofus? Are the Caps back in this? Yes! Yes! Yes! New TAHS with @downgoesbrown.bsky.social and F. Corrado pod.fo/e/3e93a7 www.youtube.com/watch?v=nANN...

Is Linus Ullmark dooming the Sens? Are the Maple Leafs run by an AI-obsessed doofus? Are the Caps back in this? Yes! Yes! Yes! New TAHS with @downgoesbrown.bsky.social and F. Corrado pod.fo/e/3e93a7 www.youtube.com/watch?v=nANN...

New TAHS - Can Torts possibly work in Vegas? - We talked to CHRIS PRONGER about his Norris Trophy favorites. He was great, and he certainly has thoughts. pod.fo/e/3d8c42

Are the Red Wings cooked? Is Kucherov the MVP? new TAHS with @downgoesbrown.bsky.social and frankie corrado pod.fo/e/3bfca3

folks acting like Justin Brazeau’s disallowed goal would’ve counted for three. take it easy!

NHL POWER RANKINGS 📈 Blue Jackets, Senators, Penguins 📉 Ducks, Golden Knights Plus, one player per team that you should keep an eye on down the stretch. ⤵️⤵️⤵️ www.nytimes.com/athletic/713...

Why does Gary Bettman love the NHL's playoff format? A TAHS exploration with @domluszczyszyn.bsky.social and @russohockey.bsky.social Plus: Which GM pushed Bettman on head shots, and how the Sens aren't as screwed as you think. pod.fo/e/3b24a1

Karlsson on a decent but flawed team that is in need of him to play 25+ minutes and carry the puck all the time and will live with the occasional defensive lapses to feed that is like the greatest player/role fit of all time

NEW TAHS - How Erik Karlsson has been resurrected, and why you must take the Pittsburgh Penguins seriously. Plus more with @downgoesbrown.bsky.social and Frank Goes Corrado pod.fo/e/3afe76

Where do things stand, on the ice and off, with Gavin McKenna — and what do NHL teams think about it? New from @scottcwheeler.bsky.social and me: www.nytimes.com/athletic/710...

This quote sure is somethin.

Where do things stand, on the ice and off, with Gavin McKenna — and what do NHL teams think about it? New from @scottcwheeler.bsky.social and me: www.nytimes.com/athletic/710...

where they got that idea, no one can say