“Mr. President when did you stop blowing President Clinton?”

I think he looks good! Old timey!

@ityslmemes.com New restaurant in D.C. whose name translates to Sloppy Steaks www.acquabistecca.com

Are you serious rn

It’s funny to listen to Judas Priest as an adult and realize he was singing about banging dudes that whole time.

I will absolutely betray baldness positivity the second they cure that shit and become more insufferable than ever!

"There's a Lieutenant Columbo here to see you." OH FUCK

The Philadelphia Phillies.

Hug a Braves fan today.

There's regular "bad" and then there's "we're gonna get this coaching staff fired" bad and the Commanders are the latter.

What—as an organization—are the Minnesota Vikings doing?

Absolutely disgusted to see the Patriots are this good already. Revolting and distasteful.

Our enemies must be having a field day.

“You’re looking LIVE at Disgusting Traitor Field at Pedophile Park!”

Let's check in on the WaPo's editorial board....

I’m just not ready for college basketball. It needs to wait its turn.

Coincidentally the secret to better anything in America.

Oh man hockey tweets are back 🫠

That number is big enough to bring George W. Bush out of retirement.

Meanwhile in the First World…

Tonight's fun hey where were all you cunts a year ago?

Recap:

Farewell, Dave Portnoy!

@notowenmeany.bsky.social Mortimer... we're back

hug your war criminals a little tighter today

Remember when Dick Cheney being evil was our biggest problem lol lmao

Sharing for visibility because @elysebee.bsky.social once again nails it.

Why is Daniels running the ball in garbage time?

I know they're calling these the "Super Bowl Era" uniforms but to me they're the MUCH LONGER "Dan Snider Era" uniforms.

Welcome to the first day of Looking Out the Window and Waiting for Spring.

I hate the Dodgers too, but... - Your team's owner probably spends (way) less than they could - They draft & develop better than anyone - They've spent & developed that way for a generation and still went 30+ years without a title

Thank god I'm not emotionally involved here.

Bulldog.

My sports predictions are terrible but I nailed it today: Indiana scores 50+ and Maryland single digits (48-10 currently)

Trump held a Great Gatsby-themed party last night.

The pussiest play in baseball.

Yesterday’s news but still 🎉

SNAP is a corporate bailout program to fill the gap on employee compensation with taxpayer money.

Pure evil.

I already feel protective of this guy as a kid. Never speak to me or my son about lineup construction ever again.

Happy World Series Championship Anniversary to all the fight-finishers out there. No matter how old I get, 2019 Tony Rendon stays the same age.

Team Canada.

Alex Call we know you suck.

I’ve voted to help these people my entire life.

Jesus has abandoned Blake Treinen.

LFG suck a dick Dodgers

The Jays are good and can win this series.

Unfuckable losers are BACK lol wapo.st/49nAEGw