ABIGAILLLLLLLLL

Casar: "Look, when Donald Trump said first this didn't exist, and then we found it, and now he's saying he didn't sign it -- his signature looks just like his own signature -- it's like the bank robber who who's caught with a bag full of cash and says 'I'm not the one who robbed the bank.'"

yo this guy is cooking

be so serious lmfao

This sounds very much not good: For the first half of the year, NYC added under 1,000 jobs. Same period last year was 66,000. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/13/n...

furious at myself. i’m back on twitter and posting lmao.

i don't think you should be allowed to sell an engagement ring on facebook marketplace without telling me why

Challenge: post your last photo taken in DC to show what a hell-hole it is from my run yesterday morning!

Multiple men have impersonated ICE agents to assault women & @demwomencaucus.bsky.social is demanding action. “People cannot tell the difference between a real agent & a criminal & that makes everyone less safe – especially immigrant women who are the most vulnerable," @velazquez.house.gov told me.

If you’re in DC and seeing National Guard/Federal agent activity, reach out via Signal at marisakabas.04

Genuinely incredible that she's saying this with 2 accused rapists on either side of her

TRUMP: Violent crime in DC is spiraling out of control so I'm deploying the National Guard REALITY:

FUCK THIS, DC FOREVER

Barely an hour ago, Palestinian journalist Anas Al-Sharif warned us all: “If this madness doesn’t end, Gaza will be reduced to ruins, its people’s voices silenced, their faces erased — and history will remember you as silent witnesses to a genocide you chose not to stop.” Israel just killed him.

1. This week, the FBI released its comprehensive crime report for 2024, which revealed that both VIOLENT CRIME and PROPERTY CRIME reached their LOWEST LEVELS SINCE THE 1960s This a massive story. But you might not have heard about it, even if you follow the news closely. Here's why.

We have always made delightful little guys.

Not the President of all of the USA or all Americans.

hell? yea, brother

okay if we have another 80s icon bite the dust, can we put trump in that category???? does that fit?????

FUMIN’

16 million people are losing their healthcare and hospitals are already closing because of it but it’s a win because one of the bottom tier fast food restaurants is going to start selling the same Mexican Cokes that you can already get at literally every store

what is the worst street in washington, dc and why is it new york avenue

This Saturday and Sunday, we’ll be donating 20% of all in-store sales to Planned Parenthood @ppfa.org . You can also give directly right here: www.weareplannedparenthoodaction.org/6iOI0_HnUUmP...

too many people on vacation and it should be ME

theyre disappearing childrens hospital chaplains

Ted Cruz : i came home as soon as i heard Press : Ted Cruz : Press : on your orig- Ted Cruz : on my originally scheduled flight yes

god i love this trope (saying "fuck this, im running for office")

It's not only underwater. It's the second most unpopular bill in the last 30 years. (Number one is the 2017 Obamacare repeal bill.) In fact, the top three most unpopular are Trump legislation: bsky.app/profile/gell...

i need andy cohen to take over the cspan cams.

YEAH NO SHIT??????

Bartiromo: "We are waiting any moment now to get the jobs number for the month of June. The expectations call for the numbers to be up 95,000. Right now seeing the number -- actually, uh, showing a decline in jobs, uh, down 33,000, uh."

Vietnam continues its hot streak of owning Americans

redownloaded my twitter account just to be mean to lisa murkowski

Washington, D.C., has a population roughly equivalent to Alaska's. And it has zero senators. If D.C. had senators, the GOP megablil bill would have failed today. Instead, Murkowski got carve-outs and money for Alaska, and then voted to subject DC to the bill

bad bill passes, huge thunderstorm rolling into DC, very ominous etc etc etc

Enten: "You don't have to be a mathematical genius to know that these are horrible, horrible, horrible numbers. Washington Post, -19 points, Fox News -21 points...to quote Sir Charles Barkley, 'terrible terrible terrible'...it's one of the most unpopular pieces of legislation that I have ever seen"

Twitter is not real life

A fun thing about American politics is that more people voted in New York City in a June primary than live in five states that get two senators.

OKAY DO WASHINGTON DC NEXT

Two big results for liberal, Working Families Party-championed mayoral candidates in New York. No, not Mamdani. Here are the results in the Buffalo and Syracuse races: boltsmag.org/whats-on-the...

NEW YORK CITY BABYYYYY LET’S FUCKING GOOOOO

people complaining about love island being too sexual this season, you need to grow UP oh my fuckin god you wouldn’t survive a DAY watching the original UK seasons! losers!

Amazing. NYT has more confirmation that Trump's decision to bomb Iran was motivated in large part by the way the Israeli strikes were "playing" on Fox News, which drove him to want credit for it

there is a girl that is starting to hang out with the cast of summer house more often and i was like “why is she so familiar” and it’s abby labar lmfao

Wondering if this shirt is still available

Goddammit