Alex Halpern
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Expert generalist. Oregonian. Act locally.
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All the best school board members are here
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Chotiner: You knew Yoda, you fought with him at the battle of Kashyyk? Chewbacca: Raaawr Chotiner: And you knew him to be a Jedi Master using his powers to defend your planet? Chewbacca: Raaaawr Chotiner: Yet you did not take exception to Han Solo calling it a hokey religion? Chewbacca: Rawr
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Also they control the government, ICE is committing them every day.
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Chotiner: You knew Yoda, you fought with him at the battle of Kashyyk? Chewbacca: Raaawr Chotiner: And you knew him to be a Jedi Master using his powers to defend your planet? Chewbacca: Raaaawr Chotiner: Yet you did not take exception to Han Solo calling it a hokey religion? Chewbacca: Rawr
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Boy the economy is just going to absolutely implode isn’t it
1 day ago
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Absolutely embarrassing that he and Jeffries are still running things.
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3 days ago
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Michael Senters the Sigillite, ABD. (Yang Wen-li stan)
3 days ago
I just want to say I have many reasons to loathe and hate the Trump regime already but "forcing me to watch Jimmy Kimmel for solidarity" is one I never expected honestly.
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Can’t wait to see what his library looks like
3 days ago
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Instead of “kill the ump” we’ll cry “pull the plug!”
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4 days ago
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How’d it go at the UN
4 days ago
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I kind of understand the appeal of the rapture because I’m Jewish and our heaven is just waiting here until some dude shows up and he keeps just not showing up and honestly we’re not sure what happens when he does get here
4 days ago
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Irony is truly dead.
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5 days ago
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Historians are going to write about the tide of American fascism breaking when the president couldn’t pronounce acetaminophen.
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5 days ago
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I just never really prepared myself for how overwhelmingly stupid American autocracy would be.
5 days ago
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Not for nothing but tomorrow is probably a great day to buy stock in the company that makes Tylenol.
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Ed
5 days ago
The government knowingly putting false information in the label of a drug is crossing a Rubicon that should not be taken lightly
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I took a train to and from Seattle this weekend and it had been a while since I took a train trip of any real length and man is it just 1000 times better than flying.
5 days ago
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Gotta be The Eagles
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7 days ago
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It’s a start
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8 days ago
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Every day, no matter what horrors greet us, I can always count on NYT Connections to make it a little worse.
9 days ago
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This is the one, folks.
10 days ago
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Patrick Skinner
10 days ago
Just so everyone is clear, this right here is what an actual violation of the First Amendment looks like. When the head of the FCC says a company needs to do something about someone who displeased the administration or lose its license, that’s no joke unconstitutional
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Hey everything keeps getting worse quick doesn’t it, it’s almost like all of this was 100% predictable and stoppable and yet it all happened any way
10 days ago
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Wow what’s that like
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11 days ago
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Robert Redford was great, but did he have his own salad dressing? He did not. And that’s why Paul Newman is the GOAT.
11 days ago
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How is it only Wednesday
11 days ago
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Emmy categories are out of control this year
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13 days ago
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Rainy and chilly and feels like fall in Portland, which means it’s false fall and will be 90 degrees later this week. But then comes real fall!
13 days ago
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Jericho.
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14 days ago
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Meredith Shiner
15 days ago
My dad first signed up for Twitter to follow live sports and he’s a freak about U of I. One day he said to me “Twitter is abuzz about Illini golf,” and I was like dude you only follow Illini sports accounts. And that’s how every reporter feels Charlie Kirk was the most important person in the world.
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Things are bad enough, NYT Connections
15 days ago
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I used to take a break from social media in 9/11 but boy we don’t talk about it anymore like we used to and frankly that’s probably for the best, at least for my mental health.
16 days ago
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So they want him to escape huh
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16 days ago
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Getting real tired of your shit, NYT Connections.
17 days ago
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Man wore a tan suit to a press conference and the media lost their minds
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22 days ago
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For the life of me I will never understand how this woman became influential
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24 days ago
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Oh now we’re getting somewhere
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24 days ago
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Sums up America in 2025 pretty well I’d say
29 days ago
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Andrea Pitzer
30 days ago
And yet, as Jamelle notes, they don't yet actually have full control over the country. So the cosplay is a way to pretend to a more complete power than they currently possess. It's an attempt to cow the opposition but also a way to inspire followers who are enthusiastic about following a strongman.
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Andrea Pitzer
30 days ago
It's doubly disturbing because those original authoritarian states, brutal as they were at the outset, typically didn't envision the worst abuses they would commit in the end. But the Trump team knows where it all leads and is driving the country in that direction as fast as it can.
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Andrea Pitzer
30 days ago
I also find this fascinating and have written a little about it. They're cosplaying authoritarianism while doing authoritarianism, actively nostalgic for and recreating twentieth-century police states that had horrific death counts.
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Everything they do is a shoddy recreation of something they saw in a movie they didn’t understand.
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30 days ago
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And like, it’s all for no reason! There isn’t even an impetus!
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about 1 month ago
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At some point local and state law enforcement has to say enough is enough or people are going to start doing it themselves
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about 1 month ago
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We are so desperate for any good news that I just dont care if brands are cashing in on it. This is late capitalism, the brands cash in on everything.
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about 1 month ago
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Joshua Erlich
about 1 month ago
starting a new org to recruit centrist candidates called run from something
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Eventually local or state law enforcement are going to get ordered to arrest federal law enforcement and how that goes is going to be the big decider I think. That or ICE opens fire on a crowd. Also very possible.
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about 1 month ago
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Disgusting.
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about 1 month ago
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Imagine if I said this at a school board meeting.
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about 1 month ago
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This is the guy
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about 1 month ago
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Feel like it’s not to much to ask where the hell elected democrats are right now. If they can’t lead over this, they can’t lead over anything that comes next.
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