what a fucking loser

This England / France game is teaching the world a lesson that all of us who have ever played in the Nordecke Cup have understood for many, many years. Soccer games are better when nothing of value is at stake and both teams are very obviously hungover and/or still drunk.

Can I trust this guy with my bags? 📸 Hood75Jj

I've got a birthday coming up. Jus' sayin'.

call me sansa stark bc i also love lemon cakes 🤩

Wordle 1,855 5/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 still fun tho

is that a Smurf in your Smurfs or are you just glad to Smurf me?

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They have this nature show on at work... Something seemed off about it to me.... This shit CGI.....😒😒😒😒😒 Fuck NBC.

I was going to go for a bike ride before it gets too but then I remembered that I don't "enjoy it".

That can’t be true. When he was a baby Yamal wasn’t even born yet. Check your sources!

deleting a big ass game probably feels good as fuck for the computer

No! Not taking that untested fancy gas station dick pill. Heart gon explode like 4th of July

guys if you feel weird because you are different that's just what being Really Cool feels like

Albert

"Love is so simple, to coin a phrase"

Ditto. And I work all weekend.

I don't have siblings but I'm confident it would take any of my first cousins almost three shifts to be 100% up to speed at my job.

Call them what they are. Government-sanctioned murderers.

My city used to have a cliff (just off N. Cliff Ave., no joke) that you could easily drive right off at high speeds and kill yourself, like in a movie. But they've since employed traffic calming measures and also re-routed the turn away from the ridge. [sad face]

post harder not smarter

I'm not even rooting against Argentina at this point I am rooting against FIFA

Fuck it I'm just rooting for France from here on. 🇫🇷🏆

My "I am a nazi" tattoo has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my tattoo

i know more about soccer than everyone else

“Self-Portrait” by Haruka Kawakami

Not sure what to do with myself now that my emotional support World Cup team is eliminated.

🇳🇴!

explain it to me like I'm 5"

uh uh uh uhhhh come chat with us live: https://www.youtube.com/live/mZXxXsKF4H0

Chiropractic clinics are overrun with far-lefties who injured their necks after spending so much time during the Platner campaign looking the other way.

bedtime comes ripping

These colors don't run, they suck. #USMNT #FIFA

Boy I'm one England victory away from being able to cancel Peacock and Fox and delete them from my devices! ⚽️

Do you think that if I went to Perkins and ordered the you-know-what waffle but didn't make a big deal about it that anyone would notice or object?

the United States is so divided on the topic of balogun control

We are all soccer experts now or "sexperts" as they are known

The US men’s soccer team can still win if Mike Pence finds the courage.

Maybe the president can arrange for more stoppage time.

Hey #BernieBros, got any more great Senate candidates for us? 🙄

I hate the way the USA fans boo whenever their opponents have posse-- oh wait nm that was Mexico.

Congratulations to England for surviving the Azteca after dark Your reward: 90 minutes against Norwegian Calvin Johnson

The summer solstice is just a made up holiday to sell more henges.

Getting eliminated from the World Cup, eh?

Highlight of our 250th anniversary: Cape Verde.

Fill your garage with Hogwater.

America is 250 years old. Signs of dementia are to be expected.

We got new next-door neighbors. I got some cupcakes at the grocery store to welcome them but they tipped over in the packaging in the car so we ate them. Then I got them a big cookie but they haven’t been there for days so we’re eating it. Haven’t met them yet but I love my new neighbors.

yeah another night like this..