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Crom laughs at your four winds
Just got back from a week in Europe w/ platonic friend. Trying to get my sleep and masturbation schedules back on track.
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Wordle 1,796 3/6* ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I'm in Europe, bitches!!
5 days ago
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"All Sports Shown Here"
#Dublin
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Cobh, Ireland
6 days ago
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#Cork
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Wordle 1,793 5/6* ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
8 days ago
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8 days ago
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Took this a year ago and forgot about it.
#spring
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Holy shit has "dope" been short for "dopamine" this whole time??
13 days ago
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hell yeah!
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13 days ago
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Had the trifecta this morning: 1) waiting tables dream; 2) line cooking/burning breakfast dream; 3) lost my iPhone in busy public place dream
13 days ago
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Rodger Sherman
13 days ago
beautiful to see this meme in real life
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The Natidude
14 days ago
Where is that Kennedy Curse when you need it?
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Drop some fighters.
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15 days ago
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wargen
16 days ago
(doing the bare minimum) you have no idea what i go through every day
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BEAVE
16 days ago
I’ve finally reached the age where I’m probably going to ask for a back scratcher for Christmas.
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Ed Morrish
16 days ago
Five Easy Hacks For Having Sex With Journalists
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same.
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17 days ago
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Every bit as legitimate and brave as turning off comments and quote posts.
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17 days ago
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17 days ago
If they want to take ivermectin this time, don’t try to stop them.
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Ygrene
17 days ago
well maybe if you quit spending money on avocado toast and coffee you could actually afford to gamble online,
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Benny Rollins
18 days ago
You can't upgrade to Hantavirus if you haven't installed Monkey Pox.
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Kurt Vonnegut said that semicolons do nothing but show that you've been to college; I believe this to be true.
19 days ago
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Maybe the most GenX thing about me is that 'Star Wars' is the original three movies and that's it. Everything post-1983 is fanfic.
#TheTrilogy
20 days ago
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"Suzanne", my favorite Leonard Cohen poem/song, popped up on a playlist today and I listened to it and thought: my goodness, what a heaping load of total nonsense.
22 days ago
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BrooklynDad_Defiant!
25 days ago
Oops, somebody spilled their french fries. I hope they don't get indicted.
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"Bernie or bust"
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25 days ago
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Mistress Divinity
25 days ago
tactical emotions: emotions FOR MEN
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Splendid Hobo
26 days ago
Buddha: The secret to happiness is to be fully present in the now Me: Pass
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Skinnie Talls
about 1 month ago
Most of the time the antidote is to simply stop taking the poison
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mean things I say to myself
26 days ago
Mentally I am hanging off the caboose of a train like a talentless colorized Buster Keaton
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Why didn't Charles just send (née) Prince Andrew?
26 days ago
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There are five or six waste management companies operating in my city (stupid, right?). Overnight noise ordinances expire at 8AM and mine always comes at exactly 8:01. Am I their only customer?
26 days ago
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Ha ha fucking woodpecker hitting the (metal) exhaust port on the roof.
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Dr. Manhattan
27 days ago
The president is stupid. No, no, I mean really stupid.
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Holly Anderson 🍇
10 months ago
welcome back to our longest-running household mystery, Why Is The Cat Wet
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April 27th is the anniversary of the first time I did oral on someone -- I had read about how to the previous summer in a borrowed Cosmo mag in the back of a church van on the way back from church camp and thought it all sounded pretty great.
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apocalypse moist
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There's a pallet guy in my neighborhood. Earlier, under cover of darkness, he was out in the street with a big brush, soaping up/scrubbing down his pallet-mobile. I can only assume he does this every time it rains.
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NY Times Pitchbot
28 days ago
If everyone at the White House Correspondents Dinner had been armed, there would’ve been nothing to worry about last night.
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Mariana Z
28 days ago
So I said to the waitress: "What’s the duck like?” She said "Like a chicken, but it can swim”.
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KAFUI 🇬🇭
about 1 month ago
I’m at your grandma’s peeling thin translucent plastic from her electronic displays. I don’t know why you’re beefing with your nana, but you ain’t have to leave her lcd displays covered in plastic film like this. Shameful.
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youtu.be/8zM24gstq80?...
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30 days ago
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Why does the Algorithm suddenly think that I drink too much? Because I don't, OK?? I totally don't!
about 1 month ago
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"Don't fucking 'Jimmie' me, Jules! OK!?"
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about 1 month ago
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Shonna White
about 1 month ago
… “you soup fork” … This might be the best insult ever! 🤣💀
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Pick up the nearest book, turn to p. 42, and post the second sentence: "No, but I had to badger you," said Gandalf. "I wanted the truth." - J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring
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Long distance #synthpop #beats #bedroompop
YouTube video by Dan Harumi Music
https://youtube.com/shorts/5N3NECCWey0?si=V5bVvkrQBWDGTUQP
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Jack
about 1 month ago
so fucking hungover from Earth Day
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