I’m not even watching you guys watching other guys watching the SOTU

decorum IS the unforced error

Don’t spend the precious moments of your life watching an old rapist lie to you on TV tonight, do something healthier like chew on roofing nails

DO NOT watch the SOTU. Just don't. No reason to. "Resist," but for real for once.

Everyone STOP REPOSTING TEN+ THINGS IN A ROW

Anti-vaxxers exposing Hays Code ass diseases to the general public is antisocial behavior that at one point would have required compulsory isolation and social exile. Instead, the Raw Milk Typhoid Mary community is allowed to continue their dunderheaded agenda unabated. Unsettles my spirit.

Ghosting doesn’t bother me. As long as you don’t owe me money and we’re not in love, disappear all you want.

Even though Canada plainly cheated in curling, I'm still rooting for their mens hockey team this morning. 🇨🇦

But, uh, the Canadian mens team WERE cheating. 🥌 👈

I knocked some things over and apologized to a framed photo of an uncle I don’t even speak to

i think one of the dumbest cliches americans have is "dmv bad" its not that bad grow up

NBC ran a piece where Mary Carrillo went to Norway to find out why they're so good at the Winter Olympics and i was yelling BECAUSE IT'S COLD THERE then she went to a little tiny ski jump for kids and was like "it's free, equipment is provided, & they don't emphasize results" and i was like. oh!

How am I supposed to foist this hoist when the joist is moist!?

a disgrace to the royal family is one of the funniest types of disgrace you can be

LOMO: Love Of Missing Out

“The left is missing out on AI!” YEP. Most of us want to miss out! If it ever proves its actual usefulness to our actual lives, stops plagiarizing, and is no longer an environmental disaster, maybe we revisit. Burden of proof is on the industry. So far they’ve done the opposite of that!

Final haul from local Eddie Bauer #RIPEddieBauer

#UnionGrove #SoDak

Turkey feather, juniper berries

I just slept for six consecutive hours for the first time in decades and now I can see the atoms moving in solid objects good god I’m immortal

Killarney National Park

Oh yeah, last summer happened.

Why be part of the problem when you could be all of the problem

Cryptotheism.

I shouldn't've'd that last pbr

Can someone design me a tattoo of this?

gonna go to the mall and make some people fall in love

who else is here listening to pickup truck in the year 2026!!!

this story reminds me of a country music song: “pickup truck” by the country music boys

I just used 12 AI agents to create 5 AI agents. And each of them used 7 AI agents to use 8 AI agents. What were the 8 AI agents doing? 𝗟𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴. The transformative power of agentic AI is here. Get on board—𝗼𝗿 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗹𝗲𝗳𝘁 𝗯𝗲𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗱.

saw wuthering heights last night and it must go soooo hard if you're horny but have never had sex before and are also stupid

#gleamy #SiouxQuartzite #Minn

Was somewhat interested in going to see 'Marty Supreme' next week until I noticed that it's ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-THREE MINUTES LONG.

Listen folks, Pam Bondi was Attorney General of Florida from 2011 to 2019 so she's been covering up Epstein's crimes for a loooooong-ass time

Went back to a goatee. Fuck it

if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there

Now that the rest of the snow is melted I can hear all the freeway traffic down in the valley. 🙁

“and then this motherfucker puts a FEATHER in his CAP, and you are not gonna believe what he called that shit. guess. just fuckin guess.”

#GoldenHour (February style)

youtu.be/F2zJDTL6dh8?... The last (ever?) great rock song.

Please stop betting on which of our pit bosses will next have a heart attack.

my Id, ego and superego trying to work it out

Here is my conclusion after sitting through Maxwell's deposition with her refusing to answer a single question about the men who raped underage girls, saying she would only do so for clemency. She must immediately be sent back to the maximum security prison where she belongs.

lol "success". 🙃

Robert Kraft always gets so sleepy after his massage.