Really hope I can finish this track before the weekend is over

#OnThisDay in 2004, the Seattle Public Library opened its new Central Library. historylink.org/File/4304 @spl.org

lobbying hard to get "not liking coconut" added to the DSM-VI

Beast mode

Siren

#Discover @paulinsc.bsky.social @hermes61.bsky.social #PeteHegseth #Trump www.yahoo.com/news/politic...

Had the rare privilege of witnessing the mating ritual of the adult Cybertruck as it attempted to ‘pick-up’ a female of the species. Nature is so beautiful.

The tank of toxic chemicals that might explode in Orange County is, uh, well I think it’s insane I’m only just now catching up on it and that it’s not all we’re talking about? I mean it sounds BAD bad?

Units of the NIH, you can f*** all the way off on this one.

okay hi Americans I don’t know who else needs to hear this but ‘nonce’ is not a catch all insult for someone you dislike. it does not mean dumbass. it does not mean asshole. it means paedophile. that’s why we call him Prince Nonce. thanks for coming to my ted talk

What "affordable delivery options" does she think existed, because before DoorDash et al. the only food I could even order and have delivered where I am was pizza

Batman enjoying his birthday at the chiropractor

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The Great Cosmic Turtle does exist!!

It's legit surreal to see this many white affluent homeowners demanding "Equity."

Jesus Christ

stay horny and gay, He-Man 🐉 💕

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Happy Caturday! This is Betty. Betty is not my cat but that hasn’t stopped her from living here anyway.

u wouldnt piss on a baby

STITCH NO

stereonucleosis when u kiss two people with mono

And the all-time banger.

It is also unbelievably dumb even by Trump administration standards. We are telling the world that we don't want their best and brightest people, their inventors and entrepreneurs, to come here ever again. Trump has guaranteed the decline of this country for decades to come

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smokin fat doinks by the smallest ever pool

Hilarious

“The Trump administration on Friday narrowed the definition of an “assistance animal” allowed to live with disabled tenants in housing, a move that could lead to thousands of animals and their owners being evicted”

© Igor Dubovoy. 'On the Hill.' Oil on canvas, 2021. 28 × 32 inches.

smokin that shit turns u into gene simmons

For Mango Mussolini to wish that all the late night hosts will soon ‘rest in peace’ seems pretty ballsy for a dude that claims ‘86’ is a death threat.

This is so incredibly dumb. I love it. I hope he does stuff like share his golf scores with everyone on it. Tackiest fascist regime ever.

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Oil futures fall on the news of this obvious bluster which will precede a comprehensive and permanent deal.

Sadly I've never seen any this bad. The worse I ever saw in person was a WalMart when I was in the US in the Deep South, and due to light outages, "WalMart" was black and it said "We Sell Fo Less".

take me down to fart city, where the grass is brown and air smells shitty

I think credit scores should represent what you DO with the money you owe *continues handing out popsicles to raccoons*

He gets a fat shot He gets a Covid shot He gets a shot to protect him from the shingles He gets a shot so he doesn’t eat the Pringles

No one in the Mandalorian and Grogu experiences a character arc or has to doubt anything about themselves. The closest is Jeremy Allen Slug finding out his fans in the arena just want a good show and don't care about him, but he never questions his desire for freedom and an independent Identity.

"Funky little Shaq! Fun-ky lit-tle Shaq!"

aha that cover

Ozzy is supervising breakfast