have you ever been so peaceful in your life

Wanted to give water coloring a try and very proud of my little blueberries 🥺

Fish and citrus nails 🥰

This house along my commute is how I keep up to date on World Cup results

New hair + new clam shirt

Desperate to cop one of these purple Korea jerseys

The vibes based nature of stoppage time is where I lost my partner this weekend

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

Most of the time living in the greater Los Angeles area is pretty normal but sometimes you go to a concert and see Elon Musk’s estranged daughter at the door

Have you heard the Good News?

there are two absolutely canonical Good Friday posts

Now USA needs one more sudden death, and you know who I'm talkin' about.

Oh Johnny's jersey did make me cry, RIP to a South Jersey legend

too many baddies in curling frankly

"this soda has 7 grams of protein" and this earth has fallen into irreversible corruption

Went from 135 lb to 155 lb today on my squats 🥰🥰🥰 200 feels so much more in reach

My favorites this year were: The Dispossessed Alien Clay The Blacktongue Thief

Look maybe im the stupid one here but is the federal government not capable of simply not allowing anyone to opt out?

got the absolute pleasure of introducing my partner Boom Goes the Dynamite just now

Got an honest to god chick tract today on my lunchtime walk

After a rough couple months, got back to my barbell squat PB tonight 🥰

Nancy will come up and yell at you until you put a blanket on your lap and make a spot for her

Orange County, my beloved

the cow's tools will never be used to dismantle the cow's barn

Today is day 1 of zoloft, send good vibes

Some serious confusion this morning mis-reading this as "Olivia Rodrigo"

They love watching TV together

They're calling for Nuremberg 2.0 in La Habra, Orange County 👀

This stretch of highway is impossible to deal with at the best of times and there are genuinely no alternatives to get down to this area abc7.com/post/5-freew...

Can't see the psychiatric NP my therapist recommended because I'm not willing to consent to AI use 🙃

Had an almost silent dinner out last night with my partner

unless you have one of these bad boys there's no reason to make croissants

*really* glad I dont care about the phillies as much as I used to

GAVIN NEWSOM: *changes bluesky display name to Gavin Gruesome for the month of october* now who wants to see me fuck over some more trans kids

my edges are about to be so finished 😤😤

this is going to one day in the (hopefully) not too distant future be the color blocked set of my dreams

my aunt really knocked my birthday out of the park this year

helluva day to decide im gonna try to reconnect with my internet friends

gavin newsom should ***** ******* ** *** ****

Bad pic but these guys are out here every Saturday in Buena Park to protest President Yoon's impeachment

😤😤

did she know she was about to have one of the worst days of her young life (she's getting dental work done)

narrowly avoided a work trip to Tennessee (and not one of the fun parts) praise be

Thinking about the time I sent Steve Cohen, my representative at the time, a DM on Twitter being like "hey can you stop with the Putin/Trump gay stuff, it comes off as pretty homophobic" and he personally replied with a long typo-filled screed about how it wasn't in fact homophobic

hell yeah I'm hardcore