Fork found in kitchen

It was a night just like any other night, the sun was setting over the hills and you could smell eucalyptus in the air. I sat at a booth in the joint over on La Cineaga like i did every Friday, nursing a Stone Farking Wheaton w00tstout and contemplating another memory i’d like to forget

your unemployed friend on a random Tuesday:

Deleted Signal now that I know it’s compromised. You can find me on insanely racist Israeli Telegram channels.

still thinkin about @midnitecruiser.bsky.social's beans

Grover is friend to children

Mormonism is, genuinely, the American project distilled and operationalised. It is a violent white settler cult with a penchant for rape (child and otherwise), religious fervour centred around arms dealers and mercenaries, and they have wormed their way into every facet of American life

Someone tell that IMSA crew member who said he’s reading Harry Potter for the 3rd time that they make books for grown ups now and he should try one

Why is Scott McLaughlin in GTD?

Still talking about reform when all your voters are asking for tribunals. In the next life you will be sentenced to feeding the fires of hell.

Time for some NIGHTONA

The star of God’s Not Dead 2?

Made it all the way to 6 before cracking a bev 🥵

I don’t know why this is so hard for people but people you have to repeatedly call and beg to ask them to oppose murder in the streets will never really be on your side

Daytoner: On PB Sandwich: Smacks Blankie: Cozy

More like Basement Motorsport. Because they’re at the bottom?

LMPeePoo

You mean Dale Coyne Racing driver and Thermal Club $1 Million Challenge qualifier Colin Braun?

[australian accent] daytoner

LFG youtu.be/1J9ffRgADRU?...

Still going with the “untrained” angle and calling up the enemy to grovel

This seriously makes me want to [REDACTED] I JUST WANT ONE FUCKING THING TO ENJOY!!!!

It’s a super bowl commercial directed by Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim, Tim talked about it a couple weeks ago

He’s gonna pay them with wheelbarrows of pennies and dimes

As a one-off event in a neutral world, this would be extremely cool. It's veering dangerously close to "UFC on the White House lawn" territory, though, so I do not think it's the sort of thing that would end up being a good look in practice.

Oscar nominations means we’re getting closer to the Oscar Special

We actually need to go much further than Nuremberg, which had only 24 defendants, acquitted several, and released some after <10 years. That’s not going to be enough for me.

ICE are abducting 5 year olds, using them as bait to get to their family, and shipping them to a Texas concentration camp all in a single day. We need a Nuremberg for everyone involved. Abolish ICE isn't enough.

I am becoming extremely hopeless and discouraged

Daytona is a time for all motorsports fans to get together to remember some guys

[australian accent] daytoner

Europeans shouldn’t hate me, I’m part of the The Resistance (reposting AI memes to my 87 bot followers on Bluesky)

Where can I get the “Why Not Indiana?” shirt fr

Oh he’s a real Catholic lol

Fernando dropping “synergy” he’s fucking with us now

There are grown men in the middle of Kirkwood Ave in Bloomington screaming and pissing their pants right now

Indiana? The football school?

HOO HOO HOOSIERS

Frame it.

IM HOLLERING

DOINK [positive]

YA DOINKED!

GOT EEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

let’s fucking goooooooo

can check (go Hoosiers)