Coworker was playing the Edmund Fitzgerald song and just looked up at me and said “they didn’t even get to eat breakfast”

A lot of folks are feeling a little jaded about the NASCAR finale, but I don't think it's because of the Playoffs. It's because the narrative stinks. deadlypassionsterriblejoys.substack.com/p/nascar-doe...

Good morning I still can’t believe Denny lost like that

That race would’ve been infinitely better if it just was allowed to finish under yellow.

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I think we should all stop watching sports until we figure this out

god that fucking sucked

Appropriately terrible ending for this terrible format!

what the fuck

I can’t believe that just happened

I’m gonna freak out

I might actually cry ohmygod

Thought it was all over there for a second 😅

Hi I’m here again

If he loses for a clutch issue I’m going to play in traffic

Shoot me.

Currently wishing tire failure on the 24, pls join me

Charles Leclerc engaged, I’m sure everyone will be super normal about this (congrats to the happy couple also the ring is MASSIVE, my god)

Hello good afternoon I would like to order one (1) Hamlinship

9:30 the day after the Xfinity series championship and I still can’t believe it wasn’t Zilly.

If you’re mad at him for saying it and not mad that it was said TO him, you need to do some soul searching.

we might be turning the clocks back on Sunday but as far as I'm concerned, it's still Heim Time

You can dislike Mamba for his opinions on the playoffs and that’s fine, but the second you start relishing in him being frustrated for the racist hate he gets, you lose me.

Heim wins the second stage ... Heim Majeski Crews Honeycutt Caruth Gray Riggs Garcia Parsons Ruggiero ... 17th-Ankrum

Hi my name is Jerelyn and I think full screen commercials in Motorsport are mean-spirited and carry the devil’s blessing, in this essay I will

What do you MEAN the booth isn’t even there it’s the LAST RACE

The Time is Heim 🕚

New leader: Corey Heim goes to P1 for the first time tonight.

Couldn’t stay green for even one whole lap baby let’s go

Whatever happens tonight, it’s always Heim Time in my heart 😔🙏

I still feel like hot garbage, if I make it to the end of this truck race it will be a miracle

Girl’s just up there yellin

In all fairness they are DISTANT cousins, but his wife *is* named after Maria Theresa….so….

“Siblings or dating” a secret third thing - Habsburg cousins!!!!

I am going to invent breakfast soup

So there is a (very small, very old) family graveyard for my Grandpa’s family about 30ish mins outside of Indy. I super want to visit it and clean some headstones, but I think it’s private property? What are the odds I get the cops called on me just trying to say hi to great-great-granny 💀

I’m sick & taking all precautions to not get my coworkers or friends sick too (masking, social distancing, cancelling/rescheduling, staying home etc) & like…..this isn’t even Covid, I just give a basic shit about the people in my life. You anti-mask people are mean & weird lol

Q: "What's your reaction to Jesus telling you that you must *give* to the poor, not take away from the poor?" MIKE JOHNSON: "I don't know any of the details of that yet. I'm just hearing that for the first time so can't really comment."

Ive looked at the familial relationship charts to explain the cousin once removed vs 2nd cousin thing so many times & I have never once figured it out.

I remember when I was like 10 I learned what the “real” definition of an aunt was & asked my mom to explain how she was actually related to all these people, & I got so confused about the concept of a second cousin once removed that I cried. Most of them were her friends from church though lol

Did baseball do their own version of an endurance race last night

Sick as shit today and I’m 90% sure it’s something I picked up from the bachelorette party I was at this weekend. Never be social it’s a scam.

Being VERY brave and watching a scary movie, a thing I do NOT do, and it is GROSS

Would you eat soup at a basketball game yes or no

Do you think the Steak ‘n Shake in Monaco has to do all the weird Nazi boot licking too?

Americans on vacation being interviewed on Channel 4 news about the Louvre theft deadass just being like “this is cool as hell” is killing me 💀💀

finally some good news