EVANSVILLE’S OWN!

I’m finally starting sopranos and I gotta say I fucking hate it but I’m not sure why.

I am hearing Callum Illot will be in Rossi’s car tomorrow but just because he got excited and they left the door unlocked tonight

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle

Anyone have any recollection of another year when there wasn’t a single accident in practice or qualifying?

He is Palounevitable. Inevitapalouble. Nothing is impaloussible. Paloussibly having a stroke.

LETS GO KAT

We’re gonna find out that Palou did that in 4th gear or some shit

Sting Ray pornography discourse is trending as expected

Louis Foster’s avatar looks like Ted Lasso

Still hopeful for a Rahal bump 🤷‍♂️

FELIX WOOOOOW

The Big10 rowing championships are at Eagle creek?!

It’s a beautiful day to go fast in Indianapolis

Every time Dario is on TV my wife says “ohhh he touched me” and gets quiet for awhile

My kingdom for a high quality ASMR audio feed from IMS without commentary.

Best place for a happy hour fight

Guys and gals and friends of all kinds, IT IS FAST FUCKIN FRIDAY

“What’s a conker?” “A buckeye” 💀

The 500 has sold out, but I can’t go! 6 tix for sale, face value if you promise to give the finger to RP…SE Vista Sec 20 Row DD Seats 7-10, and SW Vista Sec 12 EE 10&11. DM me if you’re interested!

It is 2047. The day has begun. I open my laptop and sign into my OnlyFans.gov account along with 300 million other Americans. The Supreme Court is prepared for judgment. I begin my prepared routine, a recitation of Thoreau, in the nude. My Venmo notification quietly dings. Truly I am blessed.

Bottle 1 down, still can’t find the fucking GP on this bullshit Fox app.

Why tf can I not watch today’s practice session on Fox One The Everything Shitty App? -signed, a new father who had to work instead of playing at the track all day

I can tell how the day has gone at home by how many pacifiers are on the floor

The Millennial song is My Name Is by Eminem and apparently some of you forgot about Dre too.

I got tree fiddy

Let’s take it easy on Felix I doubt he’s had any sleep this week. Probably just wants a nap.

Just a heads up, my buddy at HPD tells me he he’s got Dennis Hauger’s Honda “runnin like a scalded dog” so place your bets accordingly

The red square coordinates I’m crying

Fittipaldi about to drink orange juice

This is the first May in probably 30 years that I won’t be going to IMS at all. I am not ok.

If the hospital makes you sign a waiver refusing a treatment or vaccine, you are fucking up as a parent.

Indycar has spent the last few years actively destroying 43 years of fandom for me. Probably going to let the 500 tickets go next year. Man this sucks.

I figured out how to make my baby stop crying after feeding and it turns out he just gets sick of looking at my face

Clown ass 00’s adobe flash plugin havin ass series foh

I really need an electric Silverado 2500HD. The real truck people yearn for alternatives.

I love GOP primary season, local ad after local ad saying “ya know, Chuck Perkins voted with the liberals twice, he’s a RINO and possibly a gay!” “Todd Swastika is endorsed by President Trump and has personally deported 50 Guatemalan refugees to his sweatshop. Todd Swastika: Family, Trump, God.”

Theres going to be so much green tile in the trash in 20 years

Bob Baffert gives Bernie and Flavio vibes

Taylor Swift wishes she was in my era.

I think it’s safe to say Alex Zanardi was a super hero. Rest well. youtu.be/WuwiqivkKCg?...

Bunch of Shredded Cheese 🤝 Handful of Croutons

Man newborns are hard

It’s May.

It is 69 to 22 wtf is happening in Atlanta

Brothers and sisters there are cars on track may we praise Zorp

They can build a data center here, in the sub levels of a mixed use affordable housing development, with free solar systems provided to nearby neighborhoods, and I haven’t figured out the water part yet but they probably can.

When I see the pacifier fall out of my son’s mouth on the monitor

I’m far more concerned about the 9 people shot in Bloomington last night. It’s the fucking guns.

BREAKING: The Miami GP is at threat of cancellation after doubts surface over the ability of US officials to keep a straight open for safe travel for a sustained period.