nascar 25 game telling it like it is

to the tune of “my sharona”

have the kids figured out that 20 years ago dale jr. changed his car number to 6.7 yet www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd7U...

Once again:

baseball broadcast directors fucking live for the slow motion raspberries shot. they dream of that shit

love finds a way. love wins. love on top. love conquers all. these write themselves

studying the archives to determine if this weekend will mark the first time a ham sandwich appears on a nascar cup series car

some spec map trickery for last night’s fourth-place run in the @cortracing.bsky.social spooky scary skeletons 400, where passing was so difficult that it was spooky

wish I had kept these cursed promotional coasters our shirt printer gave us

why, that's a *steal* for the smart piss ball, and I can't wait to find out how much the monthly subscription for the piss-sniffing service costs, and it'll be so useful, and I won't mind the occasional leaking of data on my leaks until the inevitable shutdown day, when my piss ball is sadly bricked

TK Jewelers is a scam. The jewelry's fake. Watch exploded on date. Bent wrist, thing fucking exploded.

when the porch light is off, no candy bucket in sight, but the neighborhood kids still try to trick-or-treat anyway

had the most delicious diner eclair this evening. it’s important I tell you this

and then what happened

an uncrustable the size of a pizza

apologies to everyone who was expecting a Christmas gift from me for the next 25 years

hendricks motorsports, not to be confused with hendrick motorsports or hedrick motorsports

Earl Bamber, driving for team “Racing”

ready to watch Real Motorsports

forbidden piñata in my tree

there’s a font that’s named how dale jr. refers to william byron www.1001fonts.com/wee-bairn-fo...

That’s incomplete, he only got 2 of his 3 feet down inbounds

reading a board game’s instructions before actually trying it for a round:

Steve stuns in new photo.

(exclaiming)

Yeah I have a girlfriend. She’s on us-east-1

thinking about the time a team rep messaged me thinking I was the commissioner of nascar after I made a joke tweet about eating tide pods

AVERAGE BLUESKY USER: I just got kicked in the head by a horse. I think I’ll go check the Discover Feed and reply to strangers’ posts there

this is australian slang I think

sending back my order at olive garden:

Chase Elliott will complete the NASCAR All 40 Challenge by finishing in 40th place today for the first time in his career all40challenge.com?live=1

all-in on replacing the nascar points system with mario kart scoring

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

slower than marco again

I want to be as cool as Norm when I’m 73

I bet Tim Apple's really enthusiastic about this!

looking forward to seeing how apple will amplify formula 1 in apple fitness+

after much introspection, I am officially declaring vinyl records a pain in the ass and am moving back to CDs. sorry but I have had enough

I’m sure to locals this is like the leaning tower of pisa tourist photo but whatever

learning

more like the new york poop giants. sorry that’s all I’ve got at this time

do you think a 35-year-old man could fit in this

every new-car preview these days is like “here is the coolest and most practical vehicle you’ve seen in years. after reading 1,500 words about it, there’s one little thing: it won’t be made for the U.S. market”

really enjoying how everything you buy uses concert pricing now. very cool

RIP Steve you would have loved the rizzler

List of discontinued merit badges (Boy Scouts of America)

very upset that none of you told me about luggage with built-in compression pads

I’m changing the way humans interact forever, no algorithm