Benito Santiago

If anyone is in the market for some vintage jewelry, I'm selling. www.ebay.com/itm/27776353...

Every single person who says "I'm not voting for Republican Opponent X" is just as complicit, and if they have a problem with getting told that online I'm happy to tell them to their face any time they like. We don't live in fantasy world. It's a binary choice, and you need to play the game.

Pacers should sign James Johnson to a 10-day just for the Dort matchup next year.

Watching Margin Call (insomnia) and seeing traders get pissed about getting calls at 11 PM and remembering the number of times I got urgent pinged on Slack around that time at my last (and, hopefully, final) media job, all for stuff that could have waited. Will never work 8 AM to 2 AM again.

Now watching:

Dort's toughness is as fake as OKC's title win

Lu Dort is just the worst. Pulling that and then acting surprised is such a weak look.

I'm really considering getting rid of my petard. I like having it around but it just keeps hoisting me.

Zohran is handling both Trump and police, two forces that Dems have seemingly never once figured out how to actually manage/oppose, with the most tact I've seen from a progressive politician. I'd say it's a playbook to copy but that would require more elected Democrats who can walk & chew gum.

Haven't watched HGTV in 10+ years, and it's somehow on like 8 TVs at Superior Grill. Main takeaway: so they REALLY make these shows even more exclusively for white people now, huh?

I am two Monsoons in tonight (thanks Port of Call) and watching Bob's Burgers, a solid night

BREAKING: A push to name one of Chicago’s snowplows “Abolish ICE,” clearly linking the humorous pun to efforts to oppose President Donald Trump’s mass deportation effort, won the city’s annual snowplow naming contest, officials announced. @wttw.bsky.social

Lol well

Lol well

The @lisamarietea.bsky.social impromptu brunch spread:

Current* conditions near St. Ignace, MI:

Runtime slayed me here. F1 looks positively restrained by comparison

Occam's Razor says it's always the McCaskeys. Should honestly rename the whole razor

*Taylor Sheridan pulling a slot machine arm* "Ok, we got... Kurt Russell... as a... Fire Chief in... Paducah, Kentucky" Paramount Exec: Sure whatever, here's $40,000,000. All of our parents: Prairie of Flames is the best show on TV

@tonyreast.bsky.social conjecture on my part and maybe it would have all happened this way anyway but I do enjoy how it LOOKS like the Pacers were trying their best to NOT do tanking like other teams, got fined anyway, and so now they're just saying fuck it what's the point in being ethical

My friend has a whole essay on how when he would sub for a middle school class the teacher's only instructions were "Press Play" and it was Tron every time

I still think of a thread where Cybertruck owners said, "People don't seem to be 'getting' the Cybertruck. How can we speed up getting these people to stop mocking the Cybertruck and admit it's awesome?" It was their certainity that the Cybertruck would become cool that made me laugh outloud

I was really surprised at his takes. I think it's a flawed movie but in mostly interesting ways.

The only other man I put at this level of "Zero Bad Angles" is Arnold Palmer

Paul Newman is the most Always Had That Shit On actor of all time

Everything I know about the Winter Olympics I learned right here

Listening to this guy try and explain the "charitable" arm's mission:

Have unsurprisingly seen several golf media doppelgangers among the male crowd here

"this is whiter than the Masters," @jayrigdon.bsky.social. It truly is. Let's laugh at space force.

Honestly amazed that the weird near-confrontation I had at an Uptown bar over Mardi Gras with some 5'8" jackass WASN'T with Shia LaBeouf

A nation cries out for its return

🎶Take me down to the Roku City🎶

It's true.

Caught two shoes during the Muses parade

Guy doing luge PBP is a very bad broadcaster. Color analyst is great.

Stewart should actually get a bonus for this, and I say that as someone who isn't exactly a fan of the Pistons starting brawls. Bridges deserves to get punched more than almost anyone in sports.

If Eric Gordon hadn't gotten hurt I think he would have had at least one 50-point game, much less a 40. I realize I'm the only person who cares about this.

it's like showing the toledo zoo during a detroit lions game

It's wild that a Democratic politician is getting treated as edgy for comparing Trump to a Klansman when that's a stance my rural Indiana Reagan-loving uncle had back in 2016 when he became the Republican nominee

Pride myself on an acute sense of when Guy really isn't feeling a particular bite on Triple-D

It's kind of nice to know that as society decays NBC's stupid approach to Olympic primetime remains unchanged

What a vibe

So @lisamarietea.bsky.social is currently on a Mardi Gras float en route to the start of a parade and sent me this. New Orleans is an amazing city.

@caitlinmaycooper.bsky.social I always felt like Mathurin fits well in the role he had last postseason, but that role was never going to be worth paying him AND it was likely not going to be satisfying to him too. I think it's a very good trade and if they somehow keep a top-4 pick it's EXCELLENT

Oh so I'll basically be chewing glass during the draft lottery great

Are there any search engines that basically just provide what Google did in like 2012?

Watching my 9th minute of hockey in years and already saying things like "You can't waste a shorthanded breakaway like that, get something on frame"

I've never been a conspiracy theory guy, but you're never gonna convince me that there hasn't been a specific cabal of ultra-rich dullards trying to buy, strangle, and bring to heel all of the most important reality-shaping machines since the uptick in power labor had during COVID