It is indeed Bazzana time in Cleveland. @zackmeisel.bsky.social has a newser on the callup: www.nytimes.com/athletic/723...

really bothers me that Christian Dvorak doesn't pronounce his name like the composer

imagine what the Rockies could get if they traded him this summer

that pitch was barely over the inside corner and at the top of the zone and he kept his hands inside to pull it fair at 109 mph

🎶 you’re so vain 🎶

did Alex Cora also trade this guy for Caleb Durbin

how can you be a baseball announcer and not know the save rule

I read the quote in the Cartman voice “people all around the world”

emergency reaction video to the Red Sox’ mass firings www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkXCmnkJ/

a little good news for Red Sox fans - their top prospect Franklin Arias hit a two-out, two-strike, two-run pinch-hit homer to win the game for Portland www.instagram.com/stories/port...

who on earth scores 17 runs before 3 o'clock?

Nats haven’t given an AB this year to any player over 28

The overall point of this editorial is quite good and important. But antivaxxers have agency and so do the grifters and charlatans spreading misinformation about vaccines. Blaming "liberals" (that well-known homogenous group) misses the mark entirely.

Ryan Spilborghs blithely saying the Battery economic project has “worked well” without any evidence whatsoever to support the claim

posted a video about the Phillies’ current slide to coincide with them blowing a lead tonight www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkCCbpmx/

in case you’ve always wondered what “Fade to Black” would sound like as a jangle-pop tune: open.spotify.com/track/34oCsA...

we call him the ultimate giga-chad rizzler - a sentence I just heard in my house

can't wait for him to deftly handle three softball questions that don't address the ethical ramifications of his behavior

can we impeach someone for crimes against math

he fixes the cable? (also they didn't score)

read this first as "Star Wars" and then as "Storage Jars" which feels like definitive proof that I'm a 52-year-old white guy

I have never seen anyone do this or even come close to it. amazing.

if you’ve suddenly realized gerrymandering is bad, may I introduce you to the electoral college

Seattle DFA’d Legumina today. So Wilson thought the guy was a good choice in a high leverage spot and the front office said he’s not good enough for a 40-man spot.

i hate how much i get this comic

I'm reminded daily of this Bret Stephens quote from (checks notes) March 10th.

now i need a gin & tonic

Dan Wilson brought in Casey Legumina, who has a career .281/.390/.521 line allowed to LHB, into the 8th inning of a tied game with 3 lefties due up in the next 5 batters. You'll never guess what happened next.

loose bodies belong on the dance floor

woof. he could easily have gone 1-1 that year. that first round is cursed.

The CEO of Palantir posted a fascist manifesto on X. I pointed out that it was fascist—which resulted in a permanent suspension from X (my second time!). So, when you hear the tweeters complaining that BlueSky is intolerant, remember why many of us came here in the first place.

a food post covering what I ate & the coffee I drank on my recent trip through Charleston, Atlanta, and Athens: meadowparty.com/blog/2026/04...

probably a reliever given all his arm injuries and lack of a real weapon for RHB but he can really spin it, with two above avg breaking pitches. #8 on my Twins top 20: www.nytimes.com/athletic/701...

Unfrozen Caveman Baseball Announcer

Apostocracy.

1 Galatians 9: If anybody is preaching to you a gospel other than what you accepted, let them be under God’s curse!

tanti aldegheri a te

love that squeeze play by the Jays

Jews. He’s blaming Jews.

well Padres fans … prospero año y felicidad

Would be cool if there were consequences for intentionally lying to Congress! The state does not force anyone to immunize. Parents already refuse vaccines bc of misinfo like this. The HepB vaccine is one of the most-tested & studied therapeutics of all time. It’s safer than most of your daily life

this story is nuts. great stuff from @charlottevarnes.bsky.social and @mattgelb.bsky.social: Alec Bohm seeks return of $528,618 from parents, fires agent Scott Boras amid legal battle www.nytimes.com/athletic/719...

RIP Clavicular, killed by a dashing smirk

Down in Dunedin, No. 2 prospect JoJo Parker just hit his first career home run, a no-doubter to right field. 108.3 mph off the bat. First of many. #BlueJays

straight-up TOOTBLAN by Junior Caminero

i saw all the posts about a music psy op and i just assumed it was about Lana del Rey