Major sporting events just aren’t the same without being offered a free shirt if I sign up for Sports Illustrated

Oh I’m supposed to take health advice from Mike Tyson? That guy eats ears.

I just got a text from @lawnmowerpranks.bsky.social that just said “Is it over yet?” What is he talking about?

How can you see this and NOT want to lock him down for at least half a decade longer?

Just saw a post that said “Sad day in the donut community”

@mearn.me if you still need them just head up to Knoxville

It’s my week in my current job before moving to my new one. Looking forward to five days of

Every time I read “Bobsleigh” I have to reread it because I think it’s a tragedeigh name at first.

It’s kind of funny how much they edit to edit the paint scheme for the t-shirt.

i forget who made it but it cracks me up lol

IDEA: a tournament of this with everyone I don’t like

Every experience on Amazon now is navigating through an endless sea of identical products from different companies with randomly generated letter combinations for names. Even writing brand names in the search with your keyword will get you generic crap from XvswincSin Inc

Hey Todd Delisle what’s it like in New York City?

Running another driver into the wall and blaming it on her after the race. Small time lifers are something else.

I’d try this

@mearn.me new smearna

A long road to get here but we here

It kind of blows my mind that people saw the goofy “How long will the anthem be?” prop bets and decided that’s how our entire society should operate.

This stuff should not be legal.

to do what

atTonyKhan no no no please no

Growing up is realizing there is no massive salsa factory in New York City.

I get all my health tips from the guy who got sentimental about receiving an impersonal corporate Christmas card.

Catching up on Race for the Seat, and I’m not sure it’s possible to like someone less than the not as good Reif

I like Zilisch and think he has a ton of potential, but NASCAR media needs to take it down about 30%

I like this tweak. It simplifies the process by removing an unnecessary if/then scenario.

Just found out the socks I bought are being shipped with OnTrac so I look forward to getting them in 4-7 business weeks.

With numbers like this you can’t let him get away.

I’d at least wait for Hocevar to win a race before extending him for several years.

Good for Preece imo. Hopefully there’s more to come this year

I liked the part where Mike Joy scapegoated NASCAR’s popularity decline on Dale dying

I hope they find him

Briscoe heard SVG drinks pasteurized milk

Perhaps Phelps shouldn’t have been the only person promoted to fan.

lmao Hocevar you dummy

70 follower account muted by 10,000 people: take a seat yall… it’s time to explain the lore of dril selling his account. it all started five years ago when my carbon monoxide detector mysteriously stopped working (1/525)

I’m glad these AI caricatures dropped this week so that “Look at my Brian Vickers diecast collection. I don’t know how to feel about it” is no longer the dumbest social media trend I’ve seen.

That was dumb fun which is exactly what this deal should be.

Thank you AJ

I like that Bowman not trying still isn’t even close to last

LaJOI tried to dump a couple cars and he finally got one.

Mike Joy doesn’t sound great

Nancy Mace has an auto responder for comments containing the word “drugs”.

the future that some people inexplicably want for baseball

Why can’t Roger Penske be a leftist ally like Dan Towriss or Zak Brown or Bobby Rahal or Mario Andretti or

tfw ur shadow knows ur story

Weaponizing therapy speak in bad faith? Well I never.

Hell yeah™