Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’

Whatever will I do without buying slop 😱

please remember to use photos of norman reedus to pass these tests because they WILL store this and it WILL get stolen

"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo

The Bard's Tale III. Wasteland. Wolfenstein 3D. Jazz Jackrabbit 2. Out Of This World. Baldur's Gate II. Neuromancer. Battle Chess. Rock & Roll Racing. And, let us not forget: Super Noah's Ark 3D! Rebecca's work is everywhere in this industry, and she deserves our support and our love.

This is why AI is so dangerous Financial institutions will use it to scrape the web to discriminate against you — yes, YOU — and debank you Today, it’s for being an adult VA Tomorrow, for being trans? Gay?

The U.S. intelligence community concluded Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman approved the killing and dismemberment of a Post columnist, making President Trump's formal dinner for the prince on Tuesday a dramatic step in public rehabilitation. https://wapo.st/3LOwEFn

Another game built to market Xbox to Japan. Here's a Japanese TV commercial for Murakumo: Renegade Mech Pursuit in 2002. Everyone's favorite mech game, right? It better be, as it's developed by FromSoftware! Gamespot called it: "One of the worst games to come out for the Xbox." Yikes 😬 #chosting

They're openly telling us in advance what's going to happen

This lady is not your friend.

This shit is exactly why placeholders are commonly pink/black checkerboxes with PLACEHOLDER in giant text on it so that shit doesn't get missed and go to fucking retail

The amount of varied, fabricated excuses I saw pardoning Clair Obscur's use of AI art was absurd "contractors did it" "it was an asset they bought they didn't know" "They patched it out it's fine" "it was just one rogue artist" or the ever present "who cares" when something they love is attacked

I've thought about buying Clair Obscur quite a few times since a friend gave me his spare PS5, but every time I get stuck on the fact that there's no valid excuse to handwave its use of AI art that can't also be used to excuse far more egregious shit. And I'm fairly sure I'll never play it now.

just saw the worst gaming ad ive ever seen

This is the fucking easiest challenge bar none.

Alexa is it cool to fire 60,000?

Foundational figure in PC games. One of those load-bearing creatives where things would look very different for entire genres if she wasn’t around. Please help her out

Day 2! C40 in the 2000AD Hall @thoughtbubbleuk.bsky.social

Jeff Bezos paid $50 million for a wedding. He just got a $16 billion tax break. He just laid off 60,000 people. And you're furious about a kid getting a free school lunch?

>Peripetia.

Please enjoy some Half-Life goop

Half....... Life.

Some good news re: Chat Control! Continue contacting your MEPs to let them know how you want them to vote, but this is yet another big blow to chat control!

Amazon announced 14,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $40M last year. UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year. Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M. This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.

They have eaten everybody else's faces the ones left are themselves m

this happens every time i try go fishing im sick of this shit

had soup

Really good example of trying to foster AI doomerism in the comments I was describing. Even IF all of that is true (it's not, but sure), I can't stand the attitude of, well, since you *must* use X that's ethically compromised, you might as well just give up on everything! Just begging for a pass

Make it good, make it bad, make it with your own mind, heart, and soul. I want to read it the way YOU wrote it. I want to see it the way YOU’D draw it. I want to hear it the way YOU’D play it. Participate in the act of creation.

What's that? A winter Train selfie??

Patiently waiting for Lebkuchen to appear in the store 😺

Post the last four games you've played:

Ah yes, you know you're on the winning side when your entire argument is based on semantics.

no matter what you think about valve we are unfortunately at a stage of capitalism when it is extremely refreshing when a company comes up with a product for you to simply exchange money for

Chat is it bad to hemorrhage 80% of your financial assets?

good morning

I should be envious of my ancestors for being able to have an eternal rest once they have died.

finally my grampa cam convince me to kill myself

Been saying this since the 2012 Israel-Hamas war. State violence is violence. A state using social media to communicate a threat of violence is a violation of most social media platforms' policies, yet the platforms do no such enforcement. This calls into question platforms' definitions of violence.

True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer

I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha

THERE ARE NO MORE THAN 3 PEOPLE IN THIS CREW! IF WITCHES AREN'T REAL, HOW AM I FUCKING GRINDING, USHIROMIYA BATTLERRRRRRRR??????