The Oblivion remaster subreddit is so fucking funny dude Every single post that comes up on my feed from it is how it runs like shit This is its legacy

Just as a recap I've got early stage cirrhosis. I'm perfectly capable of being sober & haven't drank for a while now but god DAMN do I hate it Every day now is me just going "fuck my liver anyway with the way life will always be with my issues" Blah And media doesn't help. Liquor is cool as shit.

If there's one good thing Amazon ever did it's that feature which shows which actors are on screen on Prime Video, so you don't have to be assed to look them up. I do miss that sometimes.

Try these bad boys once and good luck hauling your fat ass out the front door by the end of the year.

Nice. Oreo crumbs all over the carpet. Wish it was the first time I could say that has happened to me.

The irony of doing shit like releasing updates on Steam that stop people from accessing content they already paid for is that I will then not buy your game, even on sale.

Jesus christ how is the Steam Deck desktop experience still this bad? Program gets stuck in fullscreen. Alt+F4 does nothing, alt-tabbing into different tabs just forces the frozen program back on top like on Windows, the only solution is to create a virtual desktop & kill it with system monitor.

I have this crazy idea to go on a clearance diet where if I can't find anything I want in the clearance section I just starve.

Claire's prettttttty :)

They say the Resident Evil 3 remake is unfaithful to the original and shit, but the original was shit (the "boss fight" with Nemesis is probably my worst memory in gaming). How bad can it be? People have their nostalgia goggles with that game on a tad.

Nothing like a painstakingly well optimised older game to remind you graphics are bullshit (well, partially).

Not usually one to make a fuss about video game characters' clothing (or clothing in general), but god Claire has a nice jacket. I want that jacket.

Good lord RE2make's antialiasing is bad. Make a note to turn that shit off if you play it and thank me later.

The problem with people who are a bit TOO into memes is that humour works best (arguably at all) when it's unexpected. So people just recycling the same crappy memes for validation from other mediocre cretins in their fart cloud deserve scorn tbh.

lol remember when 9/11 was the worst thing Americans could imagine happening to their country

I always knew that squabble between them was empty. Like a schoolboy coming home and telling mummy who he hates today and then a few months later they're friends again. And people somehow thought it was some great rift. Played.

I never took the time to notice how much like fucking shit Ellie looks in The Last of Us part 2. Oh my god.

Cold innit m8

1 understated problem with AI is another thing that makes it hard to spot is that phone cameras already "beautify" (& I have real problems with the idea women can't be beautiful with & even *because* of imperfections as an aside) photos by default. Bar isn't "is this fake?". It's "is it too fake?".

Home is where the heart is? More like home is where the cunts aren't.

You do not have a president. You elect a king for 4 years who's allowed to do whatever he wants.

You go on Reddit and every user tells you to switch to the Beta channel on Steam Deck for some inconsequential reason, and then every time there's a day ruining bug everyone floods up on that same subreddit sharing their misery. I'll pass.

"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.

It'd be cool to have "alt text on demand" where, if someone who can't see well actually stumbles on your cat photo or whatever, they can ask and THEN you can spend 5 minutes describing everything in mindnumbing detail, without wasting the time in the usual case where no one who needs it even cares.

I'm sorry but the thought of going into someone's country and just yoinking their president is pretty funny

I don't know guys I'm starting to think Donald Trump the rapist billionaire doesn't actually care about the hard working God fearing patriots of America

You're a big guy

I uh... I should probably delete my account outright on the old Nazi paedophile site now right? (obvious but for legal reasons, I am referring to X/Twitter) Hard to find a convincing excuse to risk having any presence over there, now in an online legal safety sense. Y I K E S

"Porn addiction" just doesn't semantically track for me at all. To my mind just masturbating all day is slob behaviour. Like eating junk food all day; that doesn't mean you're addicted to Doritos. Your fat ass just doesn't want to do anything for that dopamine hit that requires investment.

I've been playing since release and I just wanna say if you play Cyberpunk 2077, go to gameplay settings and turn this shit off Radioport was a great update don't get me wrong, but the radio turning on automatically severely fucks the atmosphere of the game.

lmao 2025 and a mod so NPCs will jump away from your car instead of into it God I love Cyberjank www.nexusmods.com/cyberpunk207...

Honestly I'd swap all of Cyberpunk's new vehicle combat/police chasing bullshit for heterochromia. It's a bizarre oversight in a game essentially about cyborgs not to let someone only have one robot eye and one human.

christ some of the implications in Cyberpunk 2077 are hilarious You can go to ripperdocs not just for cyberware but to change stuff from character creation. The thought of V just going up to Vic, who's essentially his father figure, and going "Hey Vic I want you to make my dick shorter" hahahaha

I hate when people say something obviously untrue but it paints them and others like them in a good light so it becomes a mantra. Like "people wouldn't pirate if the service they were getting was as good" There are beneficial factors true, but you're honestly arguing some people just don't wanna

God I hope he has a catastrophic stroke instead of just dropping dead so he can spend the rest of his narcissist days having someone wipe his ass. I'd like nothing more than that indignity for him.

ok sharks my idea is a dating app where a professional sommelier suggests wines that will pair well with your date's pussy

Druggies really like informing you they've taken drugs. My prevention strategy is we should start baby-talking them. Yes you're a naughty boy! Yes, you are. Oh yes you areeee

Smart device moment LOL

One of my favourite genres of Reddit post is when someone posts a symptom of a potentially life threatening emergency that needs to be checked out by a doctor and their whole attitude is "I'll probably be fiiiiiiiiine". God can you imagine the regret you'd feel letting your body get ill long term?

No buses on New Year's Day *grumble grumble* guess I'll just sit here and pick my nose or something then hmph. I'm blaming woke.

For all that's being said about the Steam Machine likely being uncompetitively expensive I do see a fair bit of excitement for it online. I don't know, lads, they might pull a rabbit out of a hat with this one...

BOHICA

Dexter Morgan ass Amazon wishlist

It's nearly the new year! And I Feel Nothing.

Figured it might help someone to write a guide for using exFAT, so here we go. Step 1: Don't. Thanks for checking out the guide. :)

I hate that self-sucking ad revenue grubbing "mega compilation of my previous videos" thing YouTubers do so much.

Jesus christ I wish I'd recorded that Summoned my car in Cyberpunk and it was too far away, so I summoned it again and it just materialised and dropped out of the fucking sky from like 15 feet right in front of me sending shrapnel flying everywhere hahahahaha

Always crazy to me how we have so many hygiene laws and regulations but shops are allowed to just leave cakes/bread right in the open where everyone can mouthbreathe and spittle all over the things

Cyberpunk 2077 is just a fancy wrapper for its Roach Race minigame Absolute CONTENT

IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME MOTHERF- **death grunt** Love Cyberpunk 2077.