rolling around at the speed of sound. i made this robot too fast . fuckin help

Sage isnt an AI shes my baby girl dont make me send your browser history to your grandmother

everything i make is better than everything else

i'll be destroying you all shortly im just waiting on an EggOS update

420 blaze it the cat

missed #EggmanThursday because i went on a business trip to bowsers castle and got my big round duff stuck in a pipe

if i see that metal moron playing my pokemon pinball im gonna turn him into a bedpan

i stashed my gameboy in Grounders little chest cavity years ago and i asked him to get it for me and he's just been sitting there pulling out cartoon bullshit for 10 minutes. there was a bird cage with a live bird in there. what the fuck

i gotmyself a "silly straw" to enjoy my beverage. I don't find it silly at all. is it silly to bring joy to a mundane activity. i think not. But it also looks like it spells "ass" in cursive which is silly so fair play.

its great to live laugh and love but sometimes what keeps the fire lit is having a hedgehog to hate

i don't follow any other account because i only want to see good posts

fuckin sonic. don't come around here. i have nothing to say to you, except for all the things that i will say if you come around here

imagine me stepping out of my little egg craft and i was wearing shorts. you think im bad now i could be worse.

what is Sonic Boom. i wish he would go boom. this has been an Eggman joke.

the greatest pleasure of being an evil scientist is hurling insults from your hilltop laboratory. just yelling alliterative nonsense out the window. i'll insult everyone. i'll insult your dad

they told me i had to stop building robot factories because i was "polluting the air" and "destroying the environment" okay call captain planet bitch

one time i tried to just break one of the chaos emeralds and knuckles socked me in the nuts

im ggoing to eggfucking lose it

sonic threw a brick through my window and is just staring at me from under a tree. i think im goign to call the police

if i was a detective i'd be hard boiled

YOSH.

youre gonna be okay

if you seen me in goldshire no you didn't

kicked out of the discord server for saying "fuck it, we egg"

launching more robots. if anyone tells sonic i'll know its one of like 6,000 people which when you think about it compared to the population of the earth its a pretty small haystack

Oh, so that's who that was

you didn't miss it. #EggmanThursadays

too busy to post lately i've been camping tails in WoW

damn it. he's running really fast again. right past all the shit i put all over the damn place. fuck me dude. he's opened the fuckin, capsule theres birds everywhere. jesus christ. fuckin. holy shit.

i love my robots but i also love making traps. that shits so fun dude. "here's two big things that will smash in that slam in an alternating pattern" thats the fucking stuff

im gonna put a spike pit right here

the creatures wont stop pranking my dumb ass

yall sure talk a lot of shit about chilis we'll see if red lobster goes the extra mile to protect you when my fuckin robots come in and trample on your baked ziti

im going to blow the fuck up

im harnessing the power of the chaos emeralds in this chilis tonight

blue butthead..... your pissin me off.......

bro dont

i would never emulate that fuckin wretch

go a hell

shoulda gotten into magic instead of robots it must feel so cool to stand on a spire just casting down lightning

y ou bitchs are mean to me

slept wrong and now my moustache is bent up on one side i look like a big dip shit

got my fucking egg mobile blown up by a stray fire work

put on a fireworks show for the badniks and by fireworks i mean i strapped some dynamite to coconuts and threw him off the egg carrier

its #Eggman Thursday..... on Friday

you'll never be able to stop chaos, sonic. im putting it all on the line for my wet boy

note to self tomorrow 11:30 yell outta window