Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik
@hatethathedgehog.bsky.social
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the animals do not let me alone
the easter bunny is my alter ego i use to infiltrate the hedgehogs friend group why do you think they call me the eggman
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Metal and Sage started playing cops and robbers and now half the fucing egg carrier is on lockdown they've commandeered the deck guns sonic help
about 8 hours ago
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glad i never got sent to prison. grandad wrote a whole doomsday plan i wouldve drawn my own calvin and hobbes
about 8 hours ago
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scratch was programmed with openAI never again man
about 9 hours ago
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i made a new robot called the Egg Fucker
about 9 hours ago
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rouge said i have a bubble butt. its not a bubble you idiot. its a fucking egg.
about 10 hours ago
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i used grounders processor to program Sonic Free Riders worst mistake of my life.
about 10 hours ago
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they dont tell you this but in most of the games im flying around in the back holding the camera like lakitu
about 10 hours ago
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every day i build a new guy to get mad at
about 11 hours ago
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i fucking hate when my minions capture tails he just installed Doom on the Roboticizer
about 12 hours ago
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"i bet your favorite pokemon is exeggcute" its fucking magnemite which you'd know if yuo ever bothered to ask me about my life
about 12 hours ago
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just saw knuckles crush and snort a master emerald shard. he said the great emeralds powder allows him to feel. What the fuck
about 12 hours ago
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snively thinks he's funny calling it the "chaos gem-erald" i need to put him up for adoption
about 12 hours ago
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lost in the fucking special zone tripping over thes fucking orbs im never getting weed from Rouge again
about 12 hours ago
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"Don't put people in robot shells" and then they stay up all night watching Gundam suck off my balls
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everyones like "why do you name your stuff after eggs" i don't know why do birds fly why does a bee be bees i went to college you idiot
about 12 hours ago
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somet times i go to the sonic drive in to get pissed off
about 12 hours ago
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i wont be told im "ruining the environment" by mother fuckers who do not own a toilet
about 12 hours ago
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why was it called Sonic Adventure. i was in there. I want things ffrom this life too.
about 13 hours ago
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ive infiltrated the knothole discord server.
about 13 hours ago
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pissed off that sally acorn is a princess. shes a chipmunk. im a grown man.
about 13 hours ago
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happy pride coconuts
about 13 hours ago
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this is my robots Scratch and Gronder i made them wrong on purpose as a joke
about 13 hours ago
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