Had a dream that I bought a bottle of something called "Dumb Bitch Rum", and when I tasted it there was no alcohol in it. So I called the phone number that was on the bottle to complain and the guy called me a dumb bitch and hung up.

*the AI bros leave me behind as their algorithm-driven car speeds over the railing and tumbles over a cliff, a tragedy that could have been prevented if they didn't surrender their ability to think and react as a human might* "Damn, sucks that I got left behind. Anyway,"

your ass is NOT gaming!!!

you embarrassed me in front of vanessa

deeply cartoonish men hitting themselves with hammers and shit

had enough, wrote some stuff newsletter.hitpoints.co/385-fallout/

"What's new with you?" "I spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes the other day, horrible creature." "I've heard others say the same." "I'm through talking to you." "Be seeing you."

hardware prices 🤝 astrology keeping an eye on chinese ram

This is the proper notation for Avatar Legends.

From the 1999 Japanese adventure game Cookie's Bustle is Cookie Blair herself! Cookie will be available as an SGDQ donation incentive on July 11th between 8AM and 2:40PM Eastern time! gamesdonequick.com/ #UltraPancakePlush #plushartist #plush #plushie #doll #cookieblair #cookiesbustle #sgdq2026

They tell me I’m uncultured, but I’ll always recognise a bit of Beethoven.

👟New comic: Baby Shoes, Never Worn👟

this is probably my favorite Metroid meme of all time

Me trying to find jank for stream lately

I love how they expanded on the story in this game.

Sorry if images aren't loading. AVALANCHE took out another reactor today. Specifically the reactor that hosts all the pornography and Quest64 memes.

absolutely fucking outrageous question/answer combo from this game from the 2000s

Peppy! This is the 7th time you've brought up my dad!

Why is it that the simpsons fandom consistently has some of the funniest shit

As the director of a historical video game preservation institution, and someone who has dedicated his entire adult life to this cause, this is accurate. We have attempted to work with the industry's trade organization to find a legal path forward, but they refuse to offer a meaningful alternative.

I had to learn to animate the Star Fox icons for this

an important idea struck me

‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios

Please follow the instructions to contact your representative and tell them to vote NO on the KIDS Act. The US House will vote on it at 6:30 PM on Monday. There is no time to waste. The free internet is at stake. See replies for how to look up your representative.

Star Fox sometimes reminds me of group projects in school

The Darkspear Dash was a fun little time! Particularly enjoyed the little mechanic where jumping around other players would bounce rainbows at them.

Slippy, no!

If I ever become as embarrassing of a person as Mark I think I'd opt to log off and spend the rest of my life living under a bridge.

Graphic design is my passion.

took a p hotograph #phography

Oh my god, illusions for ranged weapons FINALLY

Jelly Boy (SNES, 1994)

The Shinra Electric Power Company will be issuing a recall on the Pride month themed rainbow materia. We didn't know it would do that.

AI: -Is damaging poor and marginalized communities with data centres -Is making your computers and games more expensive -Is causing mass layoffs -Is forcing slop into work pipelines when it makes the process worse -Is increasingly hated by the public Execs: “…you know, i stick my dick in it”

se não é bebê por que tem tamanho de bebê????

If I'd put em on a tierlist, it'd look something like this

Woody loses his schmoe is genuinely a masterclass in comedic editing and YTPs I'm sorry

Woke up, Mxster Freethem...