Shmorky is like a phantom that haunts the internet.

Reposting this commissioned picture I bought of Fake Peppina failing to make a pizza because I still like it a lot.

狛日「キミと一緒ならきっと！😊🍀✨🦔🎈♡✨」 どんな絶望的なことだって、なんとかできる気がする🍀✨🍀🍀

Square Enix announced mass layoffs but also that they're going all in on AI. In 2 years they plan for "70% of QA and debugging tasks in game dev" to be done by AI. 25 years of SE obsession, thousands of dollars, and 11 years 311 days of two FF XIV subs. It has to stop here. No more SE anything. 😟

Splatoon doodles (and waddle doo)

Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.

I guarantee you someone accidentally said 'Marge-io' and this is what happened.

Artwork used internally at DIC Entertainment during the production of the Super Mario World cartoon, replacing Marge Simpson with Mario. According to a former DIC employee, this was made due to an inside joke at the studio, though the exact nature of the joke has been lost.

Courtney, get me my gun.

Oooo my goodness you guys aoouhhhh my shtomach

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star A Slime!

everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys

これはリップルスターの女王様（過去絵

Billionaires when they suspect Mamdani might not have been lying about half the stuff he said he'd do.

"What's rhetoric and what's policy" oh, sweetie... he meant all of it. He wasn't lying.

puddle slime girl 🪷💦 #slimerancher

Look it's Chiaki.

They need to do way instain computer

Where are you, Splatoon Raiders?

I'll never forget the time someone casually said to me how much of a genius Elon is, coming to the conclusion that he's the richest man in the world, and so must be the smartest. It was a kind of Santa Claus moment that shows people still believe in fantasies that make reality bearable.

if you see this, post your 𝗢𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗘 artworks! 🧡

Do not taunt Carnivorous Death Ball.

Think about how the left told Biden, and then Kamala, that their campaign would 100% lose if they did the exact opposite of what Mamdani's would be. They literally plugged their ears and said shut the fuck up, and then she lost by doing the exact opposite, in every way on every issue, of Mamdani.

I see, I see www.reuters.com/world/us/boe...

People asked me about Q5 and the Real Ghostbusters cartoon and I swear I blacked out for 20 minutes.

Link Team 6 is on the way!

found out today there's a sticker pack in microsoft teams of a guy named calamity bert who's about to kill himself

You Got.... Sigfried! Physical Aligned Hero Sigfried was born in the Toon Realm and was the start of his own one panel comic strip, until he was pulled through a rift and found himself stranded in the Land of Forgotten Mists. He had to harden and adapt to survive this harsh new world

I do believe that this mooOOORRRRRRRRRNINGHG is GOING-UH to be a great MMOOOORRRRNING for science...?

I've seen kids make this face at funerals that screams "I'd rather be doing literally anything else than being here."

A spider megacity implies the existence of a spider Judge Dredd and I have never been more terrified.

there's just no way

I almost didn’t post this #ranma #らんま

QA work is rough enough as it is but packaging it within a game of Telephone with a person who doesn't exist sounds like the most nightmarish thing imaginable.

DON'T FUCKIN' TOUCH SWORDS!! SWORDS WILL CUT YOU WIDE OPEN!!

Gonna tell my kids this was Spamton.

"I GOT LABELED AGAIN!!"

Krispy Kreme Donuts plans to fill 70% of its donuts with rat feces by 2027.

It's time to wake up.

I heard someone say that men happily wear the key to their own prison around their necks, and I will never un-know that metaphor.

chickenhat.itch.io/tumor-necros... "Tumor Necrosis Factor Amen" is the best name you could give a video game.

Old animation 163 #original #horror #dark #animation #art

try again, but harder