"His insatiable greed was eclipsed only by his prodigious girth, and his stubborn tendency to survive. Instead of breaking, his bones merely bent. Instead of rupturing, his skin and organs merely shifted, rendering any blow against him nothing more than a temporary annoyance."

Nobody ever draws harpies doing things birds actually do.

the violence kevin mccallister gleefully inflicts on the wet bandits exceeds by a considerable margin anything we can call self defense. he’s a sadist and a torturer and needs to face justice for his crimes.

I am so, so sick of hearing what billionaires want to do. Give someone else the conch.

Fasting is Gooning for your stomach.

That freaky sonic.exe laugh...

Kefka laughing as he throws Mariah Carey into the trash compactor after sapping all of her power: "WOOOOP woop woop woop!"

He can't stop, didn't you see?? He's foreverial rock cursed and punishized and loving it!!

Foreverial hill-bound sisyphus with permanent rock pushing hands and punishized with permanent strong rock pushing leg foreverial rock cursed and loving it

Had a dream recently where there was a shady underground casino and instead of slot machines they had giant hoop water toys (concept art attached)

I'M MISTER CRAPMISER, I'M MISTER SHIT! I'M MISTER PIPE CLOGGER, I'M MISTER SCREAMING SQUITS!

I think we'd improve our quality of life and create jobs and save on precious natural resources if we made a cum powered car.

Toad found a frying pan in the kitchen. “I will hit that big animal with this,” said Toad. “All of his teeth will fall out.”

Ely Pitagorico

The Christmas special for Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, "Sonic Christmas Blast", is the final episode of the series, ending with Sonic taking the mantle of Santa Claus. It ends with him wishing the viewers an extremely Merry Christmas every year for the rest or their lives

CARTOON/AS8G6.GIF

出し忘れ

#hndr_fa こっちに再掲していく

Happy Holidays to @emrys.gay

COME ON, CHARLIE! WE'VE GOT A JOB TO DO!

"You doing okay?" "Yeah, I'm just imagining Marx voiced by Gilbert Gottfried."

THAT IS, if I reach 5K followers before the end of january, of course

YOU ARE A STUPID GIRL!! GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OOOUUUUT!!!

A pinch of cinnamon... [ A CUP OF CINNAMON ] A cup of cinnamon [ A BOX OF OLIVES ] A box of peppers [ YUP YUP YUP ]

Half a ramen? 🍥 #ranma½

Kazooie fit.

Merry Christmas to all! And to all, the ancient youtube poop my brothers and I would watch together the holiday season it came out before gettin' blocked worldwide by FOX for ten years straight.

Just sunk hours into a game that hooked me to find out it uses a ton of genAI assets and no disclosure on its steam page haha woops oh boy hahaha go fuck yourself man.

And the night before christmas... and all through then house NOT A CREA

The puppet has had enough

It might hurt my bottom line, but I’m probably going to stop posting art to Twitter entirely and I suggest you do too. Not only is the site actively putting a “Okay, now remix this” button below art (and elevating them above the OP with a QRT) and it’s false flagging original art as made by AI.

The Danganronpa Series Has Now Sold Over 10 Million Copies. (Repost)

Gravity Rush Crossing

@castle12.bsky.social ❄️❄️🍊❄️❄️

@castle12.bsky.social ❄️❄️🍊❄️❄️

These two posts together makes me think that when you fall the Sailor Moon Funko comes to live and helps you up.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpsC... We got a demo, people!!! Look alive!

This might just be me but when the porno comic has egregious spelling and grammar errors it kinda takes me out of the fantasy.

とりあえずXにあげてたヒナナミあげてみます〜

ヒナナミ！事故ちゅーしろ！！！の漫画の進捗です

GET HIS ASS - A tribute to low poly Cloud while I replay Final Fantasy VII | #FF7

#ダンガンロンパ #danganronpa