all i want to do online is play video games, talk to my friends, and look at girls boobs and every fucking day some freak i've never met decides to make it harder and harder to do that

I like to imagine when we die, St. Peter only judges us on one thing: How our etiquette was in public restrooms. Because I can’t imagine a worse hell than being stuck with people who go out of their way to leave pee and diarrhea in and on a place where billions of cheeks touch.

I was talking to a woman on the flight and the subject of height came up. I told her I was 6’ 1”, the kid in front of me snapped their head back to look at me when I said “6.”

What’s the best name for a pit pull and why is it “Chunk?”

I’m on the road right now. Did Bad Bunny single-handedly beat both teams and take home the Lombardi Trophy?

Christian’s sad he couldn’t say goodbye before his and his mama’s big move, but he wishes all of you well and hopes another will come to tear through my house and take the title of “Hurricane.”

Manatee's been dropped off with my neighbors for the weekend. He's less than 50 feet away from me and I already miss him.

No streams this weekend. Manatee has a flare up of Shar Pei fever and I need to prepare him to be looked after by my neighbors while I help my roommate move over the weekend. I'll be back on Tuesday!

So, Rika is now my greatest rival.

@tomfawkes.com Am I late on this? Was supposed to be a doodle but I ended up putting more effort into it :T Hope you'll soon Acquire that Sire...

When chat thinks you should take a break, LOCK IN BEFORE YOU FALL ASLEEP!

something I'm working on inspired by something mentioned in @tomfawkes.com 's stream may I present to you: the amazing digital bowser alternately: king koopa caine

There's only so much we can do starting off! But with the help of seven other people, we too can Super Mario 64 x Sonic Adventure 2 archipelago! Today at 12 PM CST! Twitch: twitch.tv/TomFawkes YouTube: youtube.com/live/ziI_BzQ...

Chilled's love of Lola Bunny comes back to bite him.

Kinda lukewarm on this morning's Nintendo Direct. Only Orbital and Pragmata were interesting to me and we already knew about those games.

Never before have I been so excited to see the return of a poker video game.

Gonna attempt blasting my buddies in Magicka again! Tonight at 6 PM CST! Featuring @harukakaribu.bsky.social @kloekroc.bsky.social and @alexrochonva.bsky.social! Twitch: twitch.tv/TomFawkes YouTube: youtube.com/live/Fe6N3G2...

Hallownest's greatest celebrity.

Now, I think, AND I MAY BE WRONG HERE... I think I need to change/add more sub badges.

“Good morning, babe. Want some cold ‘pizza’ for breakfast?”

Oh, noooo... I just wanted him to do the funny voice...

Sometimes all it takes is a Jar-Jar impression to make me smile.

Going LIVE Here: Twitch: twitch.tv/TomFawkes YouTube: youtube.com/live/u7AgJtg...

TONIGHT AT 5 PM CST ON STREAM! I'm attempting the Pit of 100 Trials in Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door... with @crowdcontrol.live on. Starting at level 1, all party members. Pray for me!

WEEEEEE... EEEEEE... EEEEEE!

The day has finally come! 👻 👻 Erma The Game is out now on Steam! #erma #indiegame #horror #cute

I save all the grubs... BUT AT WHAT COST?!

Who wants some good old fashioned social deception? Garry's Mod TTT tonight at 6 PM CST! Twitch: twitch.tv/TomFawkes YouTube: youtube.com/live/8jJ1vCh...

@tomfawkes.com #ICastArt One day it'll be Shiny One day #Pokemon #Fanart #MyArt #Creative

Can’t wait to have my Miis bond over their mutual love of… “Pizza.”

Things get weird when Chilled talks about the boy aquarium as Yoda...

Let's be amphibians with Mama 💙

I think I found a common ancestor of the Screaming Quagsire!

OK... THIS time I'm going to finish Hollow Knight... right? Find out tonight at 8 PM CST! Twitch: twitch.tv/TomFawkes YouTube: youtube.com/live/tecWlTI...

It's wild how small the library for the Virtual Boy was. This is like 10 out of the 14 games released in the US with some unreleased and Japan only titles.

Believe it or not! I'm- DEAD.

Some final clean up and finishing Hollow Knight! Tonight at 8 PM CST! Twitch: twitch.tv/TomFawkes YouTube: youtube.com/live/tZ3lxIu...

Ever get your machine destroyed in the volcano? Spoiler alert: YOU CAN'T GET OUT!

The winter weather here in Austin was less snow and more tiny pieces of ice that melted and froze into a sheet. Manatee is less than amused.

It's amazing how most of Marx's silhouette is in his hat.

Born to be the little spoon. Forced to be over six feet tall.

Let's go for a better ending in Hollow Knight, then see if we can get a good ending in hunting that Shiny Quagsire! Starting tonight at 6 PM CST! Twitch: twitch.tv/TomFawkes YouTube: youtube.com/live/yK4mYAG...

Santa's life of crime has finally caught up to him.

Gonna keep progressing through Hollow Knight at 5 PM CST, then I'm going to fire up some Mario Kart World with YOU at 8 PM CST! Twitch: twitch.tv/TomFawkes YouTube: youtube.com/live/NUWRk9z...

For those who have probably seen streams recently where I've been using my camera instead of the VTuber, I'm going to periodically switch between the two just to keep things fresh. I've seen the requests for more flesh Tom.

First we're in sus, then we're insect. Among Us at 6 PM CST and continuing Hollow Knight afterward! Twitch: twitch.tv/TomFawkes YouTube: youtube.com/live/qim10ya...

There's a retro game store in Austin called "Happier Times." Like, bro, shopkeep. You doing OK?

New non-Christmas designs for the “I’m so good at video games” merch line!! Tell everyone just how good you are at video games! Sarcastically or seriously! tantrummerch.com/tom-fawkes

Game idea: Dead by Daylight style game with Tex Avery physics. One player plays as a cartoon antagonist (Hunter, predator, etc.,) the survivors are wacky prey animals whose goal is to mess with the antagonist with anvils, dynamite, etc at the risk of being taken down by them.

I’ve completed every Pokédex that’s available on the Switch. Including Legends Z-A, which is getting Home support later. Why, yes. I am single. How did you know?