No way.

My super villain arc will begin when train thousands of tiny birds to imitate the sound of a smoke detector that needs a battery change and release them upon the unsuspecting public.

Today is my VTuber Debut anniversary, but I think it's important to have days off. We'll be back tomorrow with Hollow Knight AND A NEW TTS FRIEND! MANA-TEA IS COMING SOON!

Youtube's rolling out a feature where you can test different video titles simultaneously to see what performs best. But between that and the multiple thumbnail test, it feels deceptive to the viewer to try and get them to click on the same video multiple times.

Small Skink Returns! Among Us: Town of Us w/ Proximity Chat! Tonight at 6 PM CDT! twitch.tv/TomFawkes youtube.com/live/r7w0V2C...

Saw a lot of half-raised flags around. I didn't realize how much the American people loved and respected Haru Urara.

Saw a lot of half-raised flags around. I didn't realize how much the American people loved and respected Haru Urara.

As a wizard, I am inclined to play a game where I can cast spells by shouting them. MAGE ARENA today at 1 PM CDT! twitch.tv/TomFawkes youtube.com/live/B4n7FAW...

HOW FAR CAN I GET BEFORE MY ENTIRE PC IS FILLED WITH QUAGSIRE?! Pokemon Emerald Randomizer Crowd Control! Tonight at 6 PM CDT! twitch.tv/TomFawkes youtube.com/live/mw5s5Hh...

Hello. Yes. I would like one bathtub full of Buldak Carbonara Ramen, please. No, you may not ask what I'm going to do with it. Yes, I will have EMTs on standby.

How would you guys feel about Pokemon Emerald Randomizer with Crowd Control tonight? ... WITH AN UNLIMITED CHANNEL POINT REWARD WHERE I RECEIVE A QUAGSIRE?!

Jerry wanted you to hear this from him. We built Ben & Jerrys to stand for peace and love. It was needed then and it’s needed more than ever now. Which is why Magnum must #FreeBenAndJerrys See Jerry’s full message at freebenandjerrys.com and be part of the campaign.

We haven't been on the Death Road to Canada in a while! Why not go back there tonight at 5 PM CDT! twitch.tv/TomFawkes youtube.com/live/tQJILOR...

KONG AND KORRUPTION?! We're starting with Among Us at 6 PM CDT, then moving onto the Donkey Kong Bananza DLC at around 9 PM CDT! twitch.tv/TomFawkes youtube.com/live/0afUwN1...

There was a woman clad in plate armor, leather boots and a cape at the grocery store. I know not from where she came or where she was going, but I told her I liked her armor and wished her safe travels.

I ate… SO much spaghetti.

Doing A Short Shiny Hunting Stream! Can I get it in 50?! Tonight at 6 PM CDT! twitch.tv/TomFawkes youtube.com/live/g7cvmzX...

Why haven’t we had regional variants of Mewtwo? The poor thing is a genetic experiment, do you really think they were the only one?

You see me leaned against the doorway wearing a diaphanous robe. What’s the first thing you do and why is it looking up what “diaphanous” means?

Oh, my God.

Unsure if I'll stream tonight. Didn't have much of a hangover from last night, but still a bit drained.

I’ve learned a lot about where my eyes wander when in the presence of beauty. This bottle was full when I started the stream.

Second day at RetroWorld Expo! Come visit @snowsilverk.bsky.social and myself at booth 711, Biomancer & Celestial Lich Studios!!

What a spicy game Date Everything is. I'm in a throuple with my bed and my nightmares.

Time to DATE EVERYTHING! But every time I'm caught looking, I take a drink. And just so I can't lie about it. We have eye tracking! Tonight at 6 PM CDT! twitch.tv/TomFawkes youtube.com/live/dZvbtPh...

I enjoyed this Nintendo Direct! www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dSi...

Come and visit @snowsilverk.bsky.social and myself at booth 711 at RetroWorld Expo this weekend!! Have fun and stay safe!

HELL, YES!!!

NINTENDO DIRECT TIME! twitch.tv/TomFawkes

How to ensure everyone at the D&D session loses: Step 1: Have two opposing spellcasters with Find Familiar. Step 2: Nintendo lawyers.

1. Mario Movie 2 Reveal 2. Mario Kart World Track and Racer Update 3. F-ZERO, GODDAMMIT!

You all aren't ready for tomorrow's stream. Starting at 5 PM CDT!

I'm gonna be Karting with Friends and Foes Alike! AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME! Today at 1 PM CDT! twitch.tv/TomFawkes youtube.com/live/PTOQcyQ...

We're coming to the end of Super Mariomon, methinks! Think we can beat it tonight? Find out at 6 PM CDT! twitch.tv/TomFawkes youtube.com/live/_HNYPca...

Now she gets to run all she wants on the other side of that rainbow bridge.

So, like Maw-Maw is just Quagsire, right? No arguments?

The quest for the Most Decorated Quagsire continues! Today at 4:30 PM CDT! twitch.tv/TomFawkes youtube.com/live/BMFgqki...

I looked up what a Shar Pei, the dog breed with the smallest ears, and Basset Hound, the breed with the largest ears, looks like mixed. The ears are normal sized and I don't know what I expected.

Trying the Habanero Lime flavor. WHOO! That one has a kick to it! Less so than the 2x, but more than the others. I love the flavor and it hits right at the peak of my spicy limit!

Time for more Mariomon! Which means it's time to anger a gorilla! Tonight at 7 PM CDT! twitch.tv/TomFawkes youtube.com/live/yDYAgWo...

Hoo boy. I’ve been harboring a lot of anxiety and this tweet just released the floodgates.

17 years of YouTube and Twitch and only now do I realize I have no idea what I'm doing.

youtu.be/gIzEMzR7FJU So not only did Stephen and Tom have a child together, but now the kid has Aunt Claire and Uncles Jerod and Dan too! THIS FAMILY IS WILD. 🤣 @stephenge.org @tomfawkes.com @protonjon.bsky.social @the8bitdrummer.bsky.social @motiondan.bsky.social #CronchArt #StephenPlays

Manatee’s got a flare up of Shar Pei Fever. I’ve given him some medicine, but he doesn’t want to eat or drink. The good news is that he’ll power through any illness if it means he gets to play with the hose, so I was able to get him to drink that way.

Tikka Masala Round 2: The Teaspoonening. Used the right measurements for the salt and topped it with a bit of Sriracha for heat. First few bites yielded deliciousness. Will check back later if complications occur.

I'm going belt out some vocal bangers as we do Karaoke for Make-A-Wish! Come join the fun and contribute to a good cause! Today at 2 PM CDT! twitch.tv/TomFawkes youtube.com/live/RD8L3pk...

Gonna do a quick Ocarina of Time Randomizer w/ @crowdcontrol.live, then we'll hunt for some more Quagsire! Beginning tonight at 6 PM CDT! twitch.tv/TomFawkes youtube.com/live/i7uh1yd...

100% completed Donkey Kong Bananza. What a fantastic game from beginning to end. My biggest complaint is frame drops when there was a ton of stuff on screen. The music, the gameplay, and the love for the classic Rare Donkey Kong games makes this one of my favorites.

No stream tonight. I’ve been tasked with feeding my neighbors pets while they’re out of town, but the key they left me doesn’t work on any of their doors. We’re working out a solution.