She Ebes on my Nezer until I Scrooge.

I just saw a post on Reddit that compared Panty & Stocking to Johnny Test. I’m not OK.

I want to get a smart doorbell and reprogram it, so the bell sound is Meridia from the Elder Scrolls deafeningly shouting “A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!” If the solicitor isn’t deaf after that, then I’ve failed.

Time to go to church, y’all! Time to go to church, y’all! youtu.be/xGyWuRcHaJI?...

Is this really all King Sting is going to be remembered for!?

Who’s winning this fight?

My nephew’s catchphrase for this trip has been “Look what I can do.” I love this little guy!

Ahh, Christmas. The time of year we celebrate the emergence of the first fish to walk on land and blame them for why we have to pay taxes and have anxiety.

Man… I hardly remember anything that I did this year.

They don’t know that I ate the emergency slide.

This… doesn’t look like my house.

Started singing this rockin' tune in the bathroom while staring at my meds: 🎵Can't remember if I took my medication.🎵 🎵Not a good sign since I'm going on vacation.🎵 🎵Not too thrilled about this drug-based revelation.🎵 🎵There might be issues when I reach my destination.🎵

Let's try to complete the rest of the PokeDex and maybe a bit of shiny hunting in Pokemon Z-A Mega Dimension tonight at 7 PM CST! YouTube: youtube.com/live/ZGow72C... Twitch: twitch.tv/TomFawkes

Had a strange dream last night that Manatee got out of the yard. I was so discombobulated when I caught him, I took him back to a house I hadn't lived in for years. Fortunately, the new tenants were nice. Then Manatee got out again. I woke up after following him to a gas station.

You know you're an adult when news of a new grocery store being built close to where you live two years from now excites you.

I've come to bargain, Twitch!

Trades in the Pokemon World: "Alright! Provide three forms of ID, make sure to place your PokeBalls on either side of the device, sign these in triplicate, and the transfer can start!" Gifts in the Pokemon World: "Here, kid. Go nuts. Don't tell Officer Jenny where you got it."

It's like I'm addicted to this game or something! More Pokemon Z-A Mega Dimension today at 3:30 PM CST! YouTube: youtube.com/live/QpvriDT... Twitch: twitch.tv/TomFawkes

So, @raynarvaezjr.sucks and @tinanarvaezjr.com's Christmas party last night had the theme of "Christmas Tree Green," so my friend suggested we take that to the next level. We were in fully ghillie decked out in ornaments, but I got too hot in it and took the jacket off before this photo.

The Mega Dimension calls to me! More Pokemon Legends Z-A tonight at 5 PM CST! YouTube: youtube.com/live/ackvV7v... Twitch: twitch.tv/TomFawkes

I'm addicted to Pokemon Z-A, so we're gonna play more of the Mega Dimension DLC, then watch the Game Awards... Then play more Pokemon. Starting today at 3 PM CST! YouTube: youtube.com/live/3fzGxOF... Twitch: twitch.tv/TomFawkes

Mage Arena with VTuber friends?! Pokemon Legends Z-A Mega Dimension after?! Sounds like a full day! Today at 2 PM CST! YouTube: youtube.com/live/odicHqE... Twitch: twitch.tv/TomFawkes

As much as I want to play Metroid Prime 4 with the mouse controls, I need something to stabilize the JoyCons. Its grip and button placement by default aren’t ergonomic. If more Switch mouse games come out, Nintendo needs to release a standalone JoyCon mouse akin to a PC mouse.

Had to cut the stream short because Christian had a tummy ache that caused him to throw up. He is sorry.

It's a Metroidvania day, y'all! We're starting Metroid Prime 4 and continuing Hollow Knight today starting at 5 PM CST! YouTube: youtube.com/live/wPcFWTB... Twitch: twitch.tv/TomFawkes

They said "No" again, but the ticket's not closed yet! I'm asking for more details!

Manatee is so tired from our trip to Streamers vs. Everyone. But we raised so much money for the Starlight Children’s Foundation! Thank you all for watching and donating!

I’ll never stop, Twitch!

I’ll never stop, Twitch!

Here's my last stream before I leave for Streamers Vs. Everyone! LET'S GET THAT SHINY QUAGSIRE! Tonight at 5 PM CST YouTube: youtube.com/live/YanDIba... Twitch: twitch.tv/TomFawkes

No surprise that Pokemon Colosseum is consistently the top game I've played. Let's hope it's not next year once I catch the Shiny Quagsire. Thank you all for your support through everything! I love you all!

A drive-through run by @stephenge.org So psyched for a new Disc Only @protonjon.bsky.social @tomfawkes.com @the8bitdrummer.bsky.social

it's time to taste how a mcgamecube tastes like @protonjon.bsky.social @tomfawkes.com @stephenge.org @the8bitdrummer.bsky.social

#DiscOnly #ICastArt @protonjon.bsky.social @tomfawkes.com Bruh when did Tom become my OC?

KORRUPTION AND... MORE KORRUPTION! We're playing Feign at 3:30 PM CST, then Among Us at 6 PM CST! Once we're done with that we have a NEW DISC ONLY AT 8 PM CST! YouTube: youtube.com/live/fmdWgae... Twitch: twitch.tv/TomFawkes

Why did no one tell me that putting lotion on my face and arms feels and smells incredible!? I smell like coconut cream!

Soon... @nayrman.bsky.social @tomfawkes.com @brettultimus.iopublishing.com www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRDu...

I bought a walking pad to go under my desk. FINALLY! Something to do with all my nervous energy! I can walk and pet Manatee at the same time!

Tom & Matt Vs. The Chat Continues! @axialmatt.bsky.social and I are continuing the @crowdcontrol.live randomizer we started a couple of weeks ago! Starting at 3 PM CST! YouTube: youtube.com/live/MgzHauC... Twitch: twitch.tv/TomFawkes

Has this woman always been able to reset your Pokémon’s EVs!?

RICK'S TAKING A ROAD TRIP! I'm gonna try and beat Road Trip on Super Hard tonight at 6 PM CST! YouTube: youtube.com/live/oZ4vMP1... Twitch: twitch.tv/TomFawkes

OK. No more drinking while watching anime with romantic undertones and attractive people.

Yo. Who wants to be Manatee’s mom?

Starting off by reading the minds of bugs with a needle in Hollow Knight at 4 PM CST, then doing a sponsored Dare Drop for the new game Demonschool at 7 PM CST! #ad YouTube: youtube.com/live/5zTlC4s... Twitch: twitch.tv/TomFawkes

Here's my professional* psychoanalytic interpretation

I can't wait to see all of my mutuals that play Fortnite regularly to not touch the game for the entirety of the season in solidarity of all of their trans homies! It's so nice knowing so many people that aren't just allies when it's convenient for them! 🙂💖 Hint. Fucking. Hint.

Had a dream I was making a centaur character for D&D with caveat that I had to draw it. The drawing turned out better than anything I could draw IRL, but I was consistently frustrated that I couldn’t get the size of her breast right. Any Freud-Enthusiasts wanna tackle this one?

What's another 200 attempts at this shiny Quagsire? More Pokemon Colosseum shiny hunting tonight at 5 PM CST! YouTube: youtube.com/live/yLxDYAR... Twitch: twitch.tv/TomFawkes

Made homemade hot chocolate. THEN SPIKED THE HELL OUT OF IT! WOO!

Headaches and various aches and pains. I’m hoping it’s just caffeine withdrawal from the month I spent drinking way too much soda, then dropping it cold turkey. Laid out on the couch rewatching Frieren.