...huh.

Diana finds a cartridge #Pragmata

Big jackt #Pragmata #fanart

No. Absolutely not. I am drawing a line in the fucking sand at putting out The Avengers: Re-Avenged Edition.

Gamers (who have presumably gone to the movies), are you ready for a second bite at the apple? Surely they couldn't have made too many more of these...right?

Many of you.

I keep thinking about sending Pragmata back in time to show 7th gen gamers like giving a medieval peasant the dorito.

About three miles into the trail I came across this bridge over Honey Creek. After I'd crossed it on the way back I realized that its current shape was not its original configuration. Still not sure whether the sag was intentionally designed for or not.

How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)

So offering to sell it didn't work. Offering free trials didn't work. So now you're just forcing nitro on me without my solicitation or consent in the hopes I'll realize I really did want it after all. Stay classy, Discord.

What's up, Monika? Big Think Dimension is live! twitch.tv/gigaboots

Youtube videos with titles like "Too tired to cook? Try making this!" and then it's just them cooking an entire multi-step dish. Shut the fuck up and eat my entire ass. How's that for a quick and easy meal? You either don't know what "too tired" actually feels like, or don't know what "cook" means.

Simple googling yielded nothing definitive, so I need recipe snobs to weigh in for me. Is it still pico de gallo if I add corn and black beans?

Perplexed and excited this got a second season.

Rivers are weird.

OP of the season? www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBuU...

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

Me when I fucking get you.

After years of failed experiments attempting to genetically splice produce and mammalian genitalia, I have finally created my masterpiece: The Jalapeñis. My ultimate goal was the proverbial spicing up of my marriage via extremely literal methods. It has not been well received by the target audience.

Do you draw the line between a chip and a crumb based on a ratio compared to the average whole chip or a universal size cut-off?

Every time I put my phone down I think, "Wouldn't it be great if when I picked it back up there'd be a hundred notifications about him being dead?"

Replaced came out on Steam (and XBox, lol) yesterday. I hit up the demo last Next Fest. Christ this game has style. No matter what else ends up being the case about it, this game thoroughly accomplishes "you feel cool as shit." Imagine you're a Bladerunner rinsing Batman Beyond gang bangers.

me when the tax gets taken from my account

Throwing for content, but it's a brick.

I was visited by this apparition in a dream.

The best part about being into stuff nobody else cares about is the constantly buoying joy of knowing you'll never be asked to form and communicate an opinion on it for public consumption.

Finally. After all these years of uncertainty.

This was a totally avoidable mistake that I'm going to probably do again.

14-year-old me: What's the future like? Is anime still cool? Me: Mostly, yeah. Though I'm watching this simuldub of an isekai where the Kirito's harem is distractingly vtuber coded. 14-year-old me: Harem was the only word of that I understood. What's future hentai like? Me:...where are your parents?

Can't wait to be fully childcare optimized.

Mareep paralysis demon.

I neither want nor need an edit button. The typos in my posts are like the tool marks on a handcrafted piece of furniture. The factual inaccuracies are a record of the person I was and the growth I've experienced since. The terrible image edits and awful opinions were deliberate and I stand by them.

Really need to trope to come full circle and get a series about a bunch of arrogant support classes dogging on a DPS player before kicking him out of their A rank party.

We decided to watch the start of some of the season's most promising animes, a thing we have never done before, and may never do again unless you click this link and watch a requisite number of minutes! www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOsn...

never played this one cause it was an mmo sadly

Starting to think scaling the gears inside of an active clocktower isn't a thing I'm ever actually gonna have to do.

Thinking about her.

Just watched horseshit youtube ai subtitles render "mea culpa" as "mayor koopa", so silver linings, I guess.

This was the moment, as a child, that I realized all advertising was disingenuous bullshit.

One thing I will say for bounded accuracy in 5e is that it enforced a sort of quasi-realism of outcomes that lead to one of my favorite things I ever said to a player: "Yeah, you could kill anyone in this town, but you can't kill 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 in this town."

No matter how old, and broken down, and fat, and slow I have become over the years, I still hold the bedrock belief, way down in my bones, that if I could manage to catch or deflect the antlers on the first charge, I could definitely take a adult dear in a cage match.

Being correct, winning arguments, and not losing arguments are three separate skills, the application of which may have some overlap, but the implication of the choice of implementation thereof does not.