It could have been worse.

What a week to have the flu.

I am the monarch of the sea. I am the ruler of the Queen's Navy. No...wait, that other thing. Riddled with flu. That's the one. My mistake.

Hope This Doesn't Stop Us From Getting a GTA6 Code! Big Think Dimension #348 is live now! www.twitch.tv/gigaboots

Ichiban in the Planmobile™

The further I get from having played the Silent Hill 2 remake the more the story and the performances and the atmosphere rise to the surface of my memory instead of the bloat and the smear and the more glad I am to have played it.

Good times.

“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN

Now that I've already looked in the only three places my thermos cup ever is, the only logical thing to do now is look in those same places a few more times while pondering whether my home is haunted.

No YOU'VE got a bad back! I'm sorry for lashing out. It's my bad back talking. Even though I know what caused it this time, in still gonna blame Firmament because the farther I get from that game the sadder I am about what it could have been and wasn't.

Slicing up, pan frying, and eating a whole onion continues to be the pinnacle of the human experience.

Glad to see the old tradition of letting someone who actively dislikes warriors games write your review for a warriors game is alive and well.

I have never been to or seen a Trader Joe's in my life. Everything I've heard about them makes me picture if a Cheeseburger in Paradise was a Whole Foods.

A magic sword that only cuts cheese and people who make fart jokes about it cutting cheese.

A Movie So Bland No One Can Remember It Gamers Go to the Movies: Prince of Persia (2010) youtu.be/J0aLPdvOvaA

I learned that most of samurai income came from just rice. which was expensive during war. during.

Bro, they're in the replies taking the bridge. They've quoted the second hall. We cannot get out. Notifications. Notifications in the deep. They are posting. We cannot get out.

I love fulfilling obligations for game codes for games I was never gonna spend $70 on! Come and see the jankest and shortest official Gigaboots stream! Hashtag Gifted by Xbox. twitch.tv/gigaboots

I don't know who needs to hear this... ...so I also don't know what the content of the message should be.

Happy Halloween! Time to play the fake Castlevania game that’s way too long. I sure hope the emulator dies in some funny way.

Today @ 3PM CDT The RPCS3-Powered Lords of Shadow Deathstream I noticed no one played this game for the spooky month. Curious. Let's see if we can do a whole playthrough at 4K, 120fps on the PS3 Emulator RPCS3! Is this a Classicvania? Do I get a stamp? www.twitch.tv/gigaboots

Reposting an old favorite by request.

After seeing one too many artists posting some variation of "I wanted to make some art for Halloween, BUT", I have decided to take up the slack.

It's not the worst day to live in this country. It's the worst day to live in this country 𝘴𝘰 𝘧𝘢𝘳. Big Think Dimension is live! twitch.tv/gigaboots

Remember this Halloween that a grim specter perpetually locked in a torturous vigil of a brutal trauma so profound that it stains the very air and soil is a years long, full-time commitment, not just a fun party trick for one night. Alive or dead, please be kind. Think before you invoke and bind.

Remember, folks.

bonus gallica cricket

Hey look, YouTube is doing a thing that no one asked for, benefits no one, wastes resources, reduces functionality, destroys original content, burdens infrastructure, and worsens the user experience all so they can push a false narrative about tech that fundamentally doesn't work the way they want.

If one day it turns out I was a huge scumbag the whole time (It won't. I'm just saying "if," but it won't.), do me a favor? Be shocked. Don't pretend like deep down part of you kinda knew all along. Bull shit. I had you completely fooled the whole time (but it won't, super promise, I'm just saying).

There's a special moment in some romantic anime and manga in which one of the characters learns something new about the other that changes their perspective on what kind of person they are and they're forced to reflect on the question, "Damn bitch. Hasn't anyone ever been nice to you before?"

Todd Howard

Going live in five minutes!

Anatomy of a failed joke. Thus ran my thought process: Hmm. There's protein crammed into everything these days. Can I do something with that? What's the opposite of proteins? Amateur t— Ok, I don't think this one's gonna work out.

All of my pitches are my favorite but this one is especially my favorite

A man pitches. 🔗🔗🔗 A slave obeys.

Otr of the Flame out here attempting to singlehandedly shift my opinion about elves.

Oh damn. I look away for a week and the Anglicans have themselves a good old fashioned schism. This is the most exciting thing to come out of Anglicanism since...I guess The Anglican Church.

This quote fucking speaks to me. Enduring suffering never made me any stronger. It only ever enabled me to endure more suffering, and those are NOT the same thing.

My dear mother, in order to use them before expiry, dumped a bag of spinach over some chicken she had cooking in a crock pot. After the chicken was cooked she pulled it out, then immersion blended the spinach into the chicken drippings, added heavy cream and corn starch and made a gravy.

Been wanting to draw the new Timer model and couldn't think of anything funny so I thought I'd just do a Autumn scene. @gigaboots.com

If only everyone could have predicted this www.thegamer.com/ea-generativ...

I don’t know what this “Plok” is but I do not like it.

Watching Kenneth Branagh's Henry V again. You fuckers had your chance to get a Blessed Blontent Blub for it, but y'all voted for, let me check my notes, uh...Commando. ...honestly? Fair.

Watching other snack brands react to the rise of Dot's Pretzels has been mildly amusing, but the struggle has finally borne fruit for me personally.

good line from talos principle

Realized with a start that I am no longer in possession of the rain stick I had for most of my adolescence. I have no idea how long ago or why I discarded it. Kind of a bummer.

Okay, I still think that Reach's opening is bad, but I now think I get why they did it. This game asks some things of you in terms of climbing, jumping, and speed of execution that I have never seen in a VR game. They wanted to make sure you had those fundamentals ingrained. Still a bad opening.

Notorious pirate captain turned enormously wealthy private land owner urges caution against a thrilling life at sea.