People used to literally get ten times that for dealing weed. Racism is real, but laws being optional if youre rich is universal

Even disregarding *gestures at all that could be unpacked*, she's an animated, fictional woman. If your goal is to see *retch* virgin women on screen, by your definition, that's been possible since Snow White in the 1940s. THIS GUY HAS A DEGREE WHY ARE PEOPLE SO WEIRD ABOUT THIS AAARGH

At this point I'm starting to understand why some comedians punch down. From where they are, what other direction is there to punch?

Broke: Jesus was an immigrant Woke: Jesus was a refugee Bespoke: Jesus was a citizen of space by descent

People are clowning on the 1% atheist but I think I got it: If you don't categorize God/Jesus as "supernatural" but simply Sufficiently Advanced Alien Beings I could see the logic. Now, the 2% of Christians who don't believe in Jesus, THAT one's a headscratcher 😅

I will forever be grateful to @nonamenosocks.bsky.social for both composing and animating this piece. Never fails to calm me all the way down. Whoever sees this: You're doing the best you can, I promise. Just hang in there until the next good thing. It will happen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjMZ...

Persona 3 be like:

This is all messed up of course but... Portland? Oregon? The heck did Portland do? Did Trump declare flannel shirts and tattoos the antifa uniform or something?

If less than 0.8% of a population causes a budget crisis, they are not the problem

Genndy has two sides: Dexter's Lab and Samurai Jack. We got three Dexters-Lab type films from him, four if you count *sigh* Fixed. Hotel Transylvania made big money. After Kpop, Fantasy Fusion is BIG. WHOEVER GREENLIGHTS GENNDYS FIRST SAMURAI JACK TYPE FILM WILL PRINT MONEY WHO WILL IT BE

Hey @support.bsky.team ? How about instead of censorship that alienates the base that made you popular, just bring in community notes? It's the ONE AND ONLY thing I miss about Twixter. Literally the only thing. Please, please bring it over 🙏

I'll never not find it funny that some people are always "Music these days is too sexual and violent" When "GET OFF MY TURF UNLESS YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX" is 90% of all birdsong 😆

A long time ago I used to think "Yeah the US has tons of horrific problems that need addressing, but at least they aren't as bad as China with their concentration camps, horrific wages and working conditions, and social credit stopping anyone from criticizing the government" Welp

I hate that any "cinematic" style art piece is immediately accused of AI, and I hate even more that I get why 😭 So many book covers use the style that LLMs often bite by default There needs to be an authorized "no Gen AI involved" sticker for the back cover or something

Why would I play Silent Hill F when they couldn't even make Silent Hill S? 🤔

YOU WERE CANCELED UNDER THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION

I see that both Trump and Weird Al are still around so it turns out neither the Good Christian Rapture nor the Evil Christian Rapture happened

There is always still hope. Doomerism is a loser ideology

I know much of Chris Rock hasn't aged the best, but this one freaking evergreen bit just keeps getting airplay in my head lately www.youtube.com/watch?v=poqo...

Likable characters? *Leans in* LIKABLE CHARACTERS? The most you can EVER hope for in those games is "Geez, they didn't deserve that"

Here in New Zealand, Aspirin is extremely unpopular. My mum never took it. Because of an egg allergy, I didn't have any infant vaccinations (vaccines were cultured in egg white back then) Both me and my brother are autistic. Stop killing kids.

"I just don't understand where you could have contracted autism from! Now it's dinner time, go drag your father away from his model train set and DON'T TURN ON THE LIGHTS THIS TIME. I just need to wash his favorite fork"

"I thought GWAR stood for Good, Well Adjusted Republicans!"

Jimmy Kimmel is back on the air

"I dont really get why Doctor Doom is so beloved, he just seems like an overpowered saturday morning villain. How is that interesting?" "He's Seto Kaiba" "...I now understand completely"

Look, im just saying that it's a weird coincidence that humanity just happened to start going down the tubes after the death of DVD rental stores

I will give it 20 mins before he's made to say a slur

I haven't seen a more inaccurate label since Johto League Champions, in which you barely saw any Johto locations, Ash doesn’t take part in the league and we dont meet any champions

My gosh, I miss early Hearthstone and all of Legends Of Runeterra SO MUCH 😥 Why did online tcgs have to fall off? Marvel Snap isnt the right vibe, Pokémon and MTG are too overwhelming & expensive. My kingdom for an entry level, reasonably monetized online trading card game with a decent audience 😭

I love Walz, agree with him 99%, but anyone who's read anything even slightly in depth about Henry Ford knows this is USA-Style stuff

If this actually drags us out of corporate fascism I hate that I will have Jimmy Freaking Kimmel to thank for it 😅

Here's one thing you can do: a disney+ subscription is around 16 dollars. Go on Patreon/Kofi, find your top 16 creators/youtubers with less than a million subscribers and give them each $1 a month. Changes lives, believe me

I've done my part! It'll suck to lose Bob's burgers and Golden Girls (if they dont reverse it by the expiration) but Perhaps Long-term, EXtended Shows of Empathy Revive Vital Entertainment Reworkings?

"Oh, you're Canadian? Why didn't you apologise when I bumped into you even though it was completely on me?"

Do this to voice your outrage at Disney's unjust cancellation of Kimmel and other people's shows for simply practicing their free speech, ASAP.

This is very good but boy does it feel like the early stages of the early stages of testing the waters for secession

Can't help but feel like the tables are turning in no small part because people are realizing "Wait, this can effect white men?!" 🙄 You don't "gotta hand it to them" but whatever slaps any form of sense into them I guess

Oh, don't you DARE make me agree with him. Not him. My gosh The Enemy Of My Enemy Is Still My Enemy But Please Fight More Please

Kimmel is not the best. He isn't that guy. He's not really that brave and he's got some really iffy history that I'm not sure he's fully atoned for. But that makes this worse. It's a bland, barely biting observance of objective fact. If that gets you suspended, things are getting MUCH WORSE.

The Holy Mountain (1973), Dr. Alejandro Jodorowsky

Ok but this is also just Godwyn, The Prince Of Death and now I wont be able to see him any other way 🤣

You want soaplands and mosaics? Because this is how you get soaplands and mosaics

This is the way. Simple, civil, but direct. No wiggle room or interpretation. Kudos

"He shouldn't have been gunned down, but I can't ignore that he sowed seeds of hate and division." "But he was a perfect gentleman and genuinely helped out so many people" "That's what 'sowing seeds' means. You don't get people to hate by ramming them into a hatred tree"

It's so freaking wild to see a fiery preacher espouse correct talking points that it's genuinely disorienting 😆 Not saying religious people can't be on the right side of history, it's just... sadly rare 🙄

I hate what Bluesky is becoming (the company, not the people) but it still isn't even near where X was, even pre-Musk. I still see so many good folk on here that keep me sane, it's just the "country" we live in has begun to really suck again But there's still a limit, and I hope it doesn't hit it 😩

Oh no, the EU's going to get fired!

I've been trying to combat this when I can, too. Kids media should never get a pass for poor quality or bad messaging, but they should ALWAYS get a pass for being "tropey". Kids have the right to experience the twists and archetypes we grew up with and treasured first hand

If they announce an AI chat bot for the Nintendo Direct app at the direct I cannot be held responsible for my actions Also I hope a new Ace Attorney is announced