Huh? Oh wait! We’re on a PS5™ system which is strange because the PS5™ has no games

I keep seeing folks say they'll just accept a Teen Friendly account on Discord rather than scan or ID and I don't know if I wanna mass normalize leaving NSFW pals out in the cold yet again. Especially with all the censorship stuff goin on I think we gotta stand with the freaks now more than ever.

Workers of the world unite! Even the workers I hate! And there are a lot of you! Blocked!

I knew discord was lying when they said facial scans never leave your device since that would mean all the code to analyze your face would be otherwise meaningless bloat on the app, and there was no big update to load all that stuff in. But sending it directly to Peter Thiel's company? Fuck off.

No new art!!!! Not allowed!!!! He Man with notorious sex pest Jared Leto!!! The Mummy 4 coming in 2028!!!! You will die with the taste of recycled gray sludge in your mouth and you will like it!!!!

This is starting to get like universal basic income where every single objective study shows the same result but the people who don't like that result go "uh, well there's just really no way to know"

From the late Jesse Hamm. My personal mantra for the past decade.

No. It's a bad technology that damages the world, puts people out of work, and any usage bolsters the companies that are desperately clinging to this bubble before it pops. We are going to beat them and we will do it with hard work and solidarity, not more misinformation.

all i want to do online is play video games, talk to my friends, and look at girls boobs and every fucking day some freak i've never met decides to make it harder and harder to do that

IRL Loading Screens needs to get on BlueSky yesterday

For a semi-grounded, list I'd go with: - Scout TF2 - Batman from the Telltale games - Robert Freeman from The Boondocks (RIP John Witherspoon) - Goro Majima Statler and Waldorf as the dealers would be hilarious, but if it had to be a video game character, Igor from Persona would be funny.

Over-under on this being a "please stop talking about our former president's conversations with Epstein jingle jingle look at the keys jingle jangle"

We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”

sorry for being cringe I'm trying to enjoy being alive

One of my favorite jokes of all time is "Adolph Hitler Commits Suicide" being a tiny headline under the banner story about a hare-vs-tortoise race ... in 1943, two years before Hitler committed suicide. He was alive and well when the Warner Bros. cartoonists made this joke.

Transphobia is for pedos.

Now you too can play a slowed down version of a game from 20 years ago with no actual level design or enemies and all it costs is a complete collapse of the world economy, biosphere, education system, and multiple entire creative industries.

Kirby Air Riders (2025)

Nice reactionary worldview. Which pedophile billionaire groomed it out of you?

Epstein is this generation's Reagan, in the sense that if you can think of ANYTHING that has negatively affected your life in any measure, it's somehow his fucking fault. Like he practically invented the current corrupt global political landscape, but also lootboxes and 4chan's /pol/. What the fuck.

IT'S JUST A FUCKING WHOS WHO OF PEOPLE WHO RUINED LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYTHING FROM HOUSING TO HEALTHCARE TO POLOTICS TO VIDEOGAMES I HATE IT HERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

fullmetal alchemist brotherhood deleted scene very real and true

How are you supposed to explain to people how this entire social, political, and economic reality is entirely downstream from anime getting banned on some dipshit's forum 25ish years ago

"Hey, I know you wanted this piece of merch and already paid for it, but we're canceling your order and liquidating all of that item because the shows you like aren't popular enough lmao" Sure do love Sony having a near monopoly over the entire western anime industry

cool economic system we’ve got here, where the people who have all of the money and none of the brains generally get to determine everything about the rest of our lives

like yeah that darren aranofsky AI thing looks like garbage but i am especially bothered by the "its genAI but with SAG actors" because it shows how there is a complete lack of solidarity between actors and visual effect and animation workers

“Meta spent billions just to be outdone by this Steam game made by four people” WHAT. A. HEADLINE! 🤩⭐🔥 Sit with friends and strangers at the bottom of our screens while you work/study but with animal crossing/ webfishing vibes (and not meta hehe)

YOU CAN HAVE YOUR OWN PERSONALIZED WES COMMISSION WITH THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK! DOCTORS *HATE* THIS WOMAN!

"People online don't like me as much as the people I pay to say yes to me."

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Is Geoff purposefully trying to make things worse for the Highguard devs? What the fuck is he doing? I can't figure out how this response helps anybody.

>"antifreeze" >looks inside >freezes

Bro it's been so cold this week that my antifreeze windshield washer fluid is freezing upon contact with my windshield. What the fuck am I even supposed to do in this scenario?

Frame, in violet

I was on the Ace Attorney wiki and the funniest ad/title combo happened

*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*

CAPTAIN WAYNE IS 8 BUCKS! How about a sale to hold out the storm, aye? GO GO GO! ⬇️

Do not fall for corpos trying to earn brownie points right now. These people would render you down to a souplike homogenate for a dollar. They are freaks who are staring down the barrel of a dying biosphere in an economic system that's starting break in ways even the normies are starting to notice.

Bruh he was fine with it last week. Carney better not back down on this after this "Great powers have begun using tariffs as weapons" speech in Davos.

like I love what mamdani has done in only 3 weeks its amazing, but it makes me SO MAD because it just confirms that everyone in charge has been sitting with their thumbs up their own asses for NO FUCKING REASON. PEOPLE ARE DYING, HELP US????

We're gonna get Steel Ball Run with fucking Duwang subs