Man, I love Cyberpunk 2077 and it's legit one of my favourite FPS's ever, but if I could go back in time to somehow make it a 3rd person shooter so that clothing and character customization actually felt like they mattered and every piece of chrome would be visible, I'd do it in a heartbeat.

Heyyy, there's DevTalk! Next month we're hosting Raise Your Voice Jam to help devs implement voice acting in their visual novels. Swing by if you have some time! itch.io/jam/raise-2025

IF YE SCALLYWAGS MISSED THE LIVESTREAM OF THE CAPTAIN WAYNE SHOWCASE FOR TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY, YE CAN STILL WATCH IT HERE! THERE BE BOAT LOADS O' NEW INFO ABOUT THE GAME TO SEE, SO LIFT UP YER EYEPATCHES AND TAKE A PEEK! DON'T MAKE ME GET THE PLANK!

Every day feels like this now

i only had time for the one take

No one could ever make me hate you

“Content” is a corpo-brain term, makes me cringe when I hear it in the wild. You don’t make “content”, you make ART! You write STORIES. Its your WORK (and often play too)! “Content” is the noise you flick through when trying to find a SHOW you like, don’t cheapen your work comparing it to SLOP. 😤

Guys, my weird grandpa and his Egyptian boyfriend just handed me this, and now they're telling me we have to go to Egypt. What do I do?

I don't really care about the Virtual Boy accessory for the Switch 2, but I *am* very excited for the Wii U accessory for the Switch 7 in 2056

🚀ROLE ANNOUNCEMENT🚀 Let’s boogie. Stoked to OFFICIALLY announce that I’m appearing in RetroSpace; a spunky immersive discopunk space horror! Thanks so much to Bánk and the folks at The Wild Gentlemen for having me aboard this voyage! Wishlist NOWWWW!!! store.steampowered.com/app/2067820/...

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

as soon as there's evidence the shooter's identity isn't easy to weaponize things magically become complicated

Reminder that the person who snitched on Luigi didn't get the reward that was promised. Don't talk to the feds, EVER.

Unnamed sources within law enforcement claim a weapon has been found and every bullet has an entire paragraph of trans ideology and a small illustration of a "down with Cis" bus and also a discarded keffiyeh too and the bullets were making babies and one of the baby bullets looked at me.

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I feel like you shouldn't be able to patent something that tons of people are already doing. Like, creature collecting is a whole genre, and Pokémon wasn't even the first to do it. Even then, tons of games have summoner type characters. I just don't get how you can patent a normal and common thing.

YOU WILL NOT BE HORNY OVER MAKE BELIEVE. YOU WILL NOT THINK A WOMAN WITH LITTLE GLOWY WINGS IS CUTE. YOU WILL ONLY PURCHASE PRODUCT AND READ BIBLE AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY.

I mean it folks

"this silksong boss is so hard" and a pic is posted and this is the boss i see

need to find a way to incorporate this edit @evanmaplevo.com made a month or so ago of a pic of me on my website

Photo'd some critters on my walk. All the crabapples fell off the trees, so the whole trail smelled like apples. I love this time of year.

another re-upload request from 2022: THE NBA DRAFT

Can we interest you in being radicalized rather than leading you into despair

Hollow Knight Silksong reviews are in! IGN - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!! GamesRadar - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!! Metacritic - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!! Gamespot - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!! NintendoLife - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!! Game Informer - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!!

If you're Canadian, please sign this! You'll have to confirm your signature via email but for good reason--this is a petition sponsored by an actual member of parliament. These petitions can lead to actual meaningful action here. Doesn't take very long, please add your support!!

HAPPY (LATE) BIRTHDAY MIKU !! KEEP ON ROLLIN’ BABYYY #art #hatsunemiku #fanart

very direct evidence that video game piracy is important in the preservation of video games

i heard spiderman was there

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Man who wrote and directed 3 of the top 5 highest-grossing movies in history complaining about how much he has to pay people. Shut the fuck up, dude. Your movies wouldn't be shit without these people. 95% of the Avatar movies are nothing but state-of-the-art CGI, no shit you gotta pay them a lot.

Crunchyroll started as a piracy website that would steal the work of fansub groups and lock it behind paywalls, which caused Fansub groups to literally encode messages during the "Brought to you in part by these sponsors" segments, warning viewers that if you paid for the subs, you got scammed

And yet Silksong, the one game that's generated some of the most hype I've ever seen for a video game, took 7 years to make, and people were perfectly fine waiting for it. Maybe the "we" in "we need to make games quicker" are professional line watchers who just want line to go up. I say fuck em.

we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light

Genuinely happy that the 7 year long development time was spent working at a leisurely pace, spending time with their families and flexing their creative muscles - with no pressure to expand their company, deliver sooner or read a single reddit post. Smartest people in our entire industry.

We're currently experiencing a period of history where it's becoming more and more apparent that the line simply cant keep going up. Climate change is going to alter crop yields. Widespread economic uncertainty means people are buying less. And in their panic these companies have accepted fascism

PLEASE, I NEED THIS CURSE TO BE REAL AGAIN

10 games to get to know me Metaphor ReFantazio TimeSplitters: Future Perfect Etrian Odyssey V The Wonderful 101 Shin Megami Tensei IV Elden Ring Resident Evil 2 Remake Guilty Gear Strive Cyberpunk 2077 Shadow Hearts: From The New World

they're doing this solely to make it so that searching "hello mario" doesn't bring up that fake mario sex ed video

The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

So when they replace everyone with ai to eliminate labour costs as much as possible, when everyone's unemployed and poor, who will be left to buy anything? What happens when people can't buy luxury goods in a luxury-driven economy? What happens when line stops going up?

every time i'm about to watch a geoff keighley event i think i might be giving him too much of a hard time and every time it's over i'm persuaded i'm not being anywhere near hard enough

Given that he already talked about Mario Kart before this part, I can practically hear him going "Shade, no shade"

I fear Kirby Air Riders is the game that would sell me on the Switch 2 IF I COULD AFFORD ONE

rats #warhammer #totalwar