Just bought some fashion items to patch up my own fashion items. Can anyone explain this fashion item?

Finally, a good use for it

my fave anti-ai post of all time:

rotatingsandwiches.com Thank you for bringing this to my attention @piccalil.li

Work in fintech. Probably type 'eligibility' 10 times a day. Still takes me 16 goes to get it right each time.

My modern, plastic Dymo broke and the only fix was to buy a new one. Meanwhile this chunky bastard is 50 years old and going strong. Buy it for life I guess.

Chatham Dockyard 📷 #FujiX100F 🧑🏻‍💻 #VSCO

Salad Fingers looking winkle on my afternoon coffee is it

Oh look it's what anyone with a fucking brain in their nut has been saying for 3 bastard years

Must be thrilling to wake up and know you could receive this shite from me at any moment. What an honour.

Love to see @bell.bz pop up in the wild: heydesigner.com/n/good-ux/

In 2019 a colleague gave me this spoon from their town in China, which cleared customs with the note 'cat anus spoon'

"This tech isn't going away!" "This is inevitable!" "Adapt or get left in the dust!" are all things we're being told by the same people who were telling us you're going to need a blockchain dingus to unlock your front door two years ago.

Interesting to see Klarna have gone public on the NYSE. Shame they didn't go bankrupt instead.

Hey @notion.com, fuck this shit off you clowns.

Yesterday I ran for the first time since May. Living for that sweet, familiar muscle ache HOWEVER I cannot currently walk down stairs without it looking like I'm midway through soiling myself. Worth.

Turns out doing this for a little Friday laugh is actually not the best idea

Every time I write a blog or post to LinkedIn my company's share price goes up by about a penny. Fifth(?) time it's happened? Yes. Coincidence? Absolutely. The power of design ✨

A very minor upside of all these England flags is that I've now got a spreadsheet of local businesses that'll never see a penny from me again✌️

Just opened a slide deck I've been asked to 'tidy up' it actually elicited a full-body lean-back 'Jesus Christ'. This is why I believe most people shouldn't legally be allowed to decorate their own homes.

Good week lads.

Ominous.

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

Apropos of nothing currently happening in my life, could I tape a dog to the ceiling to stop it being distracting while I work? Like legally speaking, where would I stand?

we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light

It has been impossible to achieve anything today.

Bring back capital punishment for anyone that lists a 3 day a week office job as 'remote'

'Someone is going to lose a phenomenal amount of money. We don’t know who' I've got a few ideas me old son

I’m ⚪️ Straight ⚪️ Gay ⚪️ Bi 🟢

Can't wrap my head around the idea that somehow, through decades of relationship management between thousands of finance bros across the world, it has cost me 74p to rent a car for a week in Portugal. A rare thank you to the most boring class of human alive

My least popular (and most correct) view is that cars should be automatically limited to the local speed limit. Put the pedal to the floor and you still can't go over 25mph in a residential area. (15 in Manhattan btw)

This meeting could have been a fist fight

Late in the winter evening after a lovely day together. Watching the boats go by in the park near my flat. I go in for the kiss and a bird shits all down my arm. Still got the kiss 👉😎👉

Konnaire says people with AI glasses with be getting atomic wedgies for being fucking dorks

watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of

Oh yeah, maybe

Why do engineers talk like they're a fighter pilot? All 'merge conflict' this and 'deploy' that. 'Oooh I need to bisect the rangediff'. What are you TAlKING about? Grow up

Afraid to say I've put enough space between myself and a DIY project to believe that stripping out and refitting a bathroom with zero experience will cause me no mental anguish. Stay tuned for the breakdown, lads.

Not much cooler than customising all your instruments

I have been back and forth over the span of 5 years about whether to publish this article. All opinions and experiences in this post are my own, or from people I personally know, backed up with recent reports and statistics.

This meeting could have been a duel

Schrödinger's designer: where you are both responsible for absolutely nothing at the company and everything at the company until observed† †a stakeholder either wants credit or a scapegoat

Inner peace.

BRO this coffee is too damn LOUD

Postcards from Northumberland. 📷 #FujiX100F 🧑🏻‍💻 #VSCO

since it's the last day of pride month I figured I'd at least make one thing for it... i now unveil to you my greatest invention: color bars pride flag

Never forgive them for what they did to the computer

New National Trust membership has dropped lads. NATO phonetic apparently not good enough.

'We need to do something with AI that'll help us schedule comms at certain points of the year' My brother you need a £1.98 calendar with little pictures of cars on it. Every day I feel I am losing my mind.

Such high quality beach babes. Pretty sick living by the sea lads.