PLEASE GOD.

Super excited to share the cover of my children’s book Jacob’s Transition Goals! Jacob’s Transition Goals is about an 8 year old transgender boy who starts playing football for his local boys team. It’s a joyful story that I wish I’d been able to read when I was a trans kid. Out April 21st! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

wtf www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Manchester needs to get over the bee obsession 😭😭

What’s your sign

Having issues logging into MSN Messenger too

Horsley (Derbyshire) Council By-Election Result: 🌍 GRN: 43.6% (+16.7) ➡️ RFM: 35.5% (+0.6) 🌳 CON: 13.9% (-9.0) 🌹 LAB: 3.8% (-6.5) ☑️ ADV: 1.9% (New) 🔶 LDM: 1.4% (-2.0) No Ind (-1.7) as previous. Green GAIN from Reform. Changes w/ 2025.

There's hung parliaments and then there's whatever this would be... electionmaps.uk/nowcast/custom

Morning. New Jane McDonald cover has dropped.

honestly, know some guys who could benefit from this

Je suis Brooklyn

Don't make me tap the "don't build the torment nexus" sign

Currently sat on a Scotrail train that isn't moving 15 minutes after it was meant to depart and I can't check if they are giving any info online because they exclusively use the Nazi child abuse site for real time customer information. This is not a sustainable state of affairs.

Thread of images I need to post but I didn't have a good enough caption

going to tell my cat she's dumber than a cow

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS

Eating the AI art in protest is ironically more Art than whatever the fuck the ai guy was doing

cool name why’s it called that

happy monday

oh it's going to be a Recession recession

Did I accidentally make Ceefax for wind farms? 👾 This is a new toy that I created over the weekend, a 128x128 LED matrix display that shows the live status of any wind farm in Great Britain that's on the balancing system.

Ten hours is a long time in politics, I guess?

I made this account to post updates from Copernicus, the earth observation of EU, which will post a daily satellite image from somewhere on earth. I really missed that account from Twitter so now it's here too. It's not for everyone but some of you might be interested😊

People don't want to hear this but too much baby talk can hinder your cat's language development

hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca

Also I don't think we are angry enough about the fact the Scottish government delivered a completely sensible bottle return scheme, only for the Tories to block it last minute. Millions of £ wasted, millions of bottles discarded.

Paramount bravely asking the question what if we did star trek but without the aesthetic, the themes, the post scarcity society or the deep moral questions

why did they need to segregate the nettle earing world championships by gender tho, what advantage does it give rlly www.bbc.com/news/article...

Amusing because there's a large chunk of people who think MP salaries are too high. If you can't pay off your debt as an MP how are 'normal people' meant to do it

I love the ready to drink raw mozzarella they sell in the supermarkets 🥰

You should buy #$MPREG , like, you should invest in #$EVIL #$BRAT #$TWNK #$MPREG but consider that #$XBBL #$YURI is also a save investment but if you're not feeling adventurous you can invest in #$COCK #$DICK and #$BALL

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*rummaging around meme storage* ahhh there it is

😍Heated Rivalry 😡Heated Planet Via @350canada.bsky.social 350.org/canada/no-pi...

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

Drivers aren't allowed to drive on a pavement which logically means driving on to one to park is already illegal. But because you could maybe argue someone craned a car on to the pavement we have to debate introducing a specific ban. Our country is a joke.

This might be the single most pathetic thing I've seen in my adult life.

tram driven development

Today is Friday 16 January 2026 It is Fetish Day 🦶🏽 also 🐉 Appreciate a Dragon Day 🍚 Quinoa Day 😌 National Nothing Day 🥵 International Hot & Spicy Food Day 🤲🏽 Religious Freedom Day ☪️ Isra and Mi'raj 2026 French Republican Calendar: LEAD

Should I let YouTube deposit its cookies?

"where such content is illegal" jesus fucking christ

the true cost of net zero - £100bn saved from wind power alone in the UK

Acting against X and Musk looks like the biggest open goal for Keir Starmer it's possible to imagine