I swear my cat sounds like she's powered by a twelve cylinder maritime diesel engine

me: give it to me straight, doc. How much time do I have left? Doctor: Well, let’s just say—

And den hi go take dem to di bowling alley

I just like the summer temperature to be like Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriends ideally over 18, but never over 25

me watching MGP every single year

Drinking gaviscon neat from the bottle 😮‍💨

The same people who railed against Biden-era safety testing and disclosure requirements have now implemented an opaque licensing regime for the release of new AI models that has no known decision criteria or legal basis

That’s a weather icon I’ve not seen before @metoffice.gov.uk. What does this mean for North Acton?!

Closing my window because it's gotten a bit chilly

Every second spent debating whether to drill in the North Sea is a precious second we are not spending on advocating for the mitigation and adaptation measures we so desperately need. [4/4]

A bunch of long duration energy storage project just got approved - both pumped hydro and mega batteries. A massive step towards reducing reliance on fossils fuels on the GB power grid

Yesterday in Leith - morning and evening

Happy Pride Month - I made a hydrogen pride flag based of the definitions of hydrogen from the National Grid www.nationalgrid.com/stories/ener...

This week, man.

i was raised on these streets

thoughts on the colour of the new car?

only Hull is spared

“alas, I have already depicted myself as the normal-looking guy and you as the guy whose nose inflates when he gets mad.”

every hometown’s got the ominous megastructure, what’s yours?

We need to find out who is killing the leave voters

Technically, they’re Remains now.

obviously, the actual nature of the jobs will be different, but according to the ONS in the UK in 2023 there were less than 200,000 people employed in the oil and gas sector, compared to over 700,000 in the green energy sector

Utterly ridiculous, everyone knows the second city of the UK has been Edinburgh for the past 200 years

Yes, obviously it is suspended, but is it operating or not? Useless TfL app.

iCloud Free Storage (15 years later) ☁️

the media love making it seem like we're going to have a blackout when we're actually not.

The cabinet will be just Andy at this rate

There are literal 4 genres of men on UK politics bsky and they go something like this: 1) '38, civil servant and long suffering cricket fan. Interested in data and how we make the energy transition. Policies > Personalities. Follow for hiking, prog rock and JRPG recs'

I don't think terrestrial TV switch off is necessarily an issue, but, the big gap in my mind is that there's no broadly adopted open standard for accessing streaming TV... www.ispreview.co.uk/index.php/20...

Me and my first Pokémon game

you'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a jockstrap

why is it still 26c in the bedroom

gifts for the gardener in your family

Alanis Morissette:

oh my god

You know, I don't like it when people say ChatGPT ruined em dashes. It would be true if em dashes didn't already suck.

my fav episode

The Liz Truss one is quite funny

this reads like he is some child-emperor disposing of his ill-suited and scheming viziers

You’re a navy seal ? I didn’t ask about your fursona but thanks i guess

Delirious with heat shouting "will you resign!?!" At the woman in WH Smith’s

I hate power automate. I don't want a low code solution just let me have a code solution

we are all Andy Burnham

Me at the RSPB Big Garden Birdwatch:

All I want Andy Burnham to do is rock up to Downing Street, secure HS2 to Manchester, drop the mic and leave

Keir Starmer do NOT put your feet up and keep the dildo away you’ve done a terrible job