I'm a little puzzled how nobody is having a good look at what was happening in Downing St 2019 - 2022.

I'll give us our due; the British are literally not ones for noncing about.

He probably knows the lines better than the arresting officer at this point BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ce...

Again the hilarity is that I find Polanski so dim that I can't be tempted by the Greens (also living in Brighton, a town where the Green council drove locals nuts) that Labour could still tempt me by aping some of their reasonable policies, but alas, the Government still think we want Theresa May.

100% distilled 'Mummy I AM TALKING' energy.

Why is it always the WAFFEN SS?!

A Knight of The Seven Kingdoms

Admittedly the AI summaries of my group chat are quite something.

The contractors should be named and shamed.

Ugh God, everyone on Bluesky claiming they’re some variation of Middle Class. It’s as if the Levellers had their way.

Weather is so appalling that there’s nothing to be done by watch ‘A Man For All Seasons’.

Via Amazon?

Not sure if it's a British thing, but given there's a number of high-profile 'estranged' brothers in the news at the moment. Perhaps it warrants saying that of the four of us blokes with brothers in my close-knit friendship group, three of us do not speak or interact with our brothers unless forced

Certainly 1500 feels very familiar indeed, but I could probably just about get by in the 1350s.

It is incredibly underpriced that Reform, is in fact an English nationalist party on the quiet. Its ability to pick up votes in Wales & Scotland is a testament to just how 'left behind' some of those voters are, that they'll elect a PM who'd prefer to only 'rule' from North Kent to the Humber.

Who on Earth is she targeting? I can only imagine Francis Fulford types dropping a couple of grand under duress.

Absolutely top Sea fog tonight in Brighton.

Someone show this man an upside down tortoise

No cheating your last saved photo of a celebrity is your therapist.

Honestly; who will stop him? Huge moment for the Separation of Powers www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

I see England are buggered already

We’re all laughing but for some reason they adore this cretinous slop. Probably because they think they’ve got one over on ‘la-di-dah’ artists

Americans will wonder round Central London looking for a decent Tex-Mex option whilst walking past 200 Indian / Cantonese / Persian restaurants.

You try getting a couple of hooker’s on the back of a tandem in the streets of old Kolkata.

The Right's Yank-infused pro-noncery continues to ratchet up.

One thing that's a little noticeable now that there's 3-4 Game of Thrones series is how, in the span of 200 years, the clothes don't really change. If you think of the difference between 1400 and 1600, it's quite stark. Anyway, fashion some stockings you cowards.

Anyway here’s my inside source on Andrew from Norfolk.

That’s actually worse than Mo Lester

The Pacer app adopting the tone of my Mother.

I’ve discovered that my grandmother still has two coats that were ‘made in Yugoslavia’.

‘Can’t charge a dollar, I would have used one penny but we don’t make pennies anymore we save money’

The Supreme Court represents nothing other than a victory in legislative affairs for American conservatives, and yet, and yet.

The lesson nobody will take from Brewdog (a company with a long decline from around 2017) is that why is it that the UK can't produce successful & beloved mid-to large family/friend-owned businesses anymore? Because they just get brought out and fucking wrecked *every single time*.

Libertarianism in a meme.

Honestly what are those ‘3’ on? It’s so expressively a Congressional power.

so what happens to all the collected tariff money?

It's a bumper Euromillions day, so that means finding another suitable bolthole, this time it's effectively Ratty's house from Wind in the Willows. www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...

Bring back grandparents who used to slip you £20 when your mum wasn’t looking.

Feels like the only white-collar roles hiring right now are all in 'Process Improvement'. That's 'firing people' in consultancy talk.

Well done, everyone. We may have managed to create the worst country in the Western Hemisphere for a highly educated young person. www.reuters.com/business/wor...

I think this is what they call in academic circles, 'a cock-up'

Amazing how many dweebish, sheltered American guys still think Pedro Pascal is some kind of apex ladykiller.

Purchased my ‘Summer Beatnik’ starter pack.

“Do you think they could at least stop Sarah from visiting at HMP Leyhill?”

After a day spent incarcerated in corporate workshops never been more convinced that I should have been born into one of those minor aristocratic families that deals exclusively in shifting antiques.

Guys, I came here to escape Owen Jones

Thameslink out some fucking plug sockets on your God forsaken trains.

"Can we get Louis to do it?"

...aah yes and now we see the Lord marshall placing the former Prince into the the ceremonial handcuffs, a gift from the late Tsar, his mother's cousin...and now being lead away into the awaiting carriage..