my sources are telling me they're rattled

a̶h̶ ̶w̶e̶l̶l̶ ̶a̶t̶ ̶l̶e̶a̶s̶t̶ ̶i̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶o̶n̶l̶y̶ ̶r̶u̶g̶b̶y̶ Margaret Thatcher, Isaac Newton, Keir Starmer, Henry VIII, Emma Thompson, Paul Weller, Phil Neville, your boys took one hell of a beating!

well, maybe we'll beat them in the rugby

crikey. they should really do something about him shouldn't they.

well, we might not be the best at skiing, or ice hockey, or snowboarding, or ice dancing, or, more troublingly, curling, but by god, when it comes to finding a man prepared to strap himself to a tea tray and hurtle down an icy chute at 90 miles an hour, Britain leads the way

Yanukovych fled Ukraine after agreeing a consensus deal and absented the presidency *himself*, after spending three months massacring street protesters and imprisoning the runner up in his election on trumped up charges. He was destroying democracy himself!

spending my Friday evening getting annoyed by the genuinely ludicrous premise of this card

none of these people care about free speech or democracy, they just want to be the boot

impressed by your boyfriend scoffing in response to this that he never liked Oasis anyway. I'm thinking about asking him for playlist recommendations.

GUESS WHO JUST WON BRONZE AGAIN

when I look at Blair, Brown, Miliband, Corbyn and Starmer, what I see is a consistent rightward drift

!! … ah

move over Hemingway, it's been done in five

further signs that Morgan McSweeney's departure may have cleared the field for a faction known as Labour For Putting A Coin In Keir

trying to meme Spurs into reappointing big Ange Postecoglou, like a footballing version of the Morbius re-release

yes and ho

These days if you invented the spinning Jenny they’d throw you in jail

'and any other screen near you, as from 9am tomorrow we will have seized control of all media in the country'

everything's so fucuking stupid, man

BAAAAAAABE BABE BABE BABE WAKE UP THEY’RE RECREATING THE 2008 FINANCIAL CRISIS FROM FIRST PRINCIPLES

'And Brooklyn is an honourable man'

That famously rapid thing that happened super quickly, the fall of Rome

Anas Sarwar at the front there leading a meticulously planned coup

this little guy keeps apologising to me because the prisoners have escaped?

let everybody know we're back up

look, if you will elect a Lib Dem as your leader,

"Ok yes, this looks mad," says another Scottish MP.

NEW: sources close to Anas Sarwar refuse to confirm or deny whether he just punched a wall

quite funny that the entire Labour party has been spending months saying "let's wait for our Welsh and Scottish colleagues to be massacred before doing anything hasty" without really thinking through if anyone outside of England could hear them

The way Chris pincher has been basically been erased from boris downfall is really instructive in Westminster culture and how these people get away with it

Dread it. Run from it. Destiny still arrives.

looking forward to finding out how the zany Your Party plotline joins up with the rest of the show, but at the moment it's feeling a bit disconnected

Some signs that Labour might be starting to benefit from what we can tentatively diagnose as a 'Mandelson bounce'

Kier Starmer to perform a live 'apology rap' in a move his closest allies are calling 'misguided' and 'a mistake'

Yeah, but it could radically change our opinions of Jim Callaghan.

Hate-filled fake videos about London are everywhere. We've obtained a recording of a TikToker confessing to secretly filming Londoners in their homes for clicks. He says it's not political. He just wants to make money from far-right anger. Read what he says: www.londoncentric.media/p/london-tik...

bit cruel of Al Carns' political opponents to feed this story to the Independent in order to blow the guy up on the launchpad with Labour members, but it's a tough old game

SCOTT MCTOMINAY WITH THE GOLAZO FOR NAPOLI 🔥🔵

fun to read this literally. Keir Starmer reasserting his authority by ordering a Vanguard-class submarine to obliterate a randomly chosen island nation

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

all been there brother (from @morganj0nes.bsky.social’s “No Second Chances”)

the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran

really makes you think, adds yer da

this does sound a little bit like he's spending Friday evening brooding on the 10 Downing Street roof in a batsuit

I Write Poorly Punctuated Administrative Warrants Not Tragedies

I Write Poorly Punctuated Administrative Warrants Not Tragedies

when you've made a radical lineup choice for your music festival on Zebulon Four

yikes ok, unfollowing now. really enjoyed her exhibit at the louvre, had no idea she’s in the epstein files.