equity for punks, but not that definition of punk

Howling out loud at this masterclass in Glaswegian investigative journalism, which started with a weird banner and ended up with an office full of 11 year olds ratting on their boss’s tax avoidance scheme. www.glasgowbell.co.uk/humanitarian...

I will never not be amazed by people who are scared of languages other than English

CHICKT.BMF

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won the pub quiz with the team name "peter handcuffson". quiz masters hated it, forbade us to use it again. worry ye not, it was a dumb one-off

Sure get rid of everything after Wowee Zowee but half seems excessive

here me out for just one second maasdam

still begrudge having to take a day out of lessons at school to sit in a hall watching andrew's wedding

found this bizarre slopsite about cow eugenics allbeef.net

“is there a technology that the left is excited about?” Trains. We love trains, actually

yo dawg i heard you liked cranes so i put cranes on your crane so you can crane while you crane

geoguessr: 2026 edition

YLAST CHANCE TO BUY THIS ASTONISHING PIECE OF AULD REEKIE HISTORY!!! www.ebay.co.uk/itm/33643083... #Edinburgh #LothianBus #Vintage #Ephemera #RagNBone #YourFutureMyClutter

It’s only emo if it’s from the 1986-86 vintage of the Washington D.C. area or the 1990s in the Midwest region, otherwise it’s sparkling post-hardcore

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

checked out a car park i need to park at in a couple of days and the satellite view photography shows it back as a bleak bleak COVID test location, big christo tents and all bleak!

smart/ AR glasses but they just tweak the way the outside looks so people who live in scotland get to see clear bright blue skies with no drizzle more than once every 45 days in the winter silicon valley tech bros could never

i'm on an eight carriage train in england and in the 15 minutes i've been sat here four (4) of the company's "revenue protection managers" have walked past my seat putting my hand up with an idea for an alternative way of protecting your revenue

For caramelizing onions--10 hours of Hallogallo because caramelizing onions taks for ever but everyone loves caramelized onions and Neu!

hipster jelly and ice cream shop called "jellato" do it glasgow southside

I hope this happens every day for the rest of his miserable life lasvegassun.com/news/2026/fe...

Will you forgive me?

TIL about Dunsany's chess, invented by Lord Dunsany in 1942. In which the Black pieces are set up the same way as in regular chess, but White's pieces consist of 32 pawns, as illustrated. Black wins by capturing all 32 white pawns; White wins by checkmating Black. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunsany...

It’s February 4th in England already … so it was 40 years ago today that the Replacements from Minneapolis, Minnesota played “Kiss Me on the Bus” on “The Old Grey Whistle Test” @mplsmusichistory.bsky.social youtu.be/B8-1iSqJnQc

come join CYF!

my take nobody asked for about the queuing at bars discourse is idk perhaps a lil more courtesy is a nice thing, esp for the less sharp shouldered among us there's no way i, the mildest-mannered janitor, should have needed to evolve to develop that nonchalant lean into bar frontspace

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

this is who runs this account

that sound you hear is me realising that i am wanted in several states

Now: With double digit windchill, thousands marching in Downtown Minneapolis during a general strike. Marching and protest against the actions of ICE. Prince dance party outside First Avenue and the Prince mural - where there’s been many Prince dance parties before. Minneapolis January 23, 2026

so much love to the twin cities!!!

solidarity forever

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

saw a terrible movie where andy garcia was president and was reminded of a poem called 'andy garcia's face' this teenaged dude submitted to a library for unpublished writing i once ran that contained the lines: his forehead nose and cheeks are mountains and valleys that will trap and kill you

jayne mansfield and the chiswick flyover youtu.be/pnnIHyEcDdc?...

I am sorry 'The Last Supper' fans, 22 hours from now, I will take 'The Last Supper' down. I cannot take this anymore.

the fact that ralph fiennes' character in '28 years later: the bone temple' (2026) at one point puts on the record 'kid a' (2000) means that it is canon that after 'ok computer' radiohead hunkered down in their oxfordshire farm and survived the zombie apocalypse and are probably still there

It’s been a year and I use them but I have absolutely no idea what a passkey is. Half the time login fails with them and I have to do something else that works (like a password). I refuse to understand more. I’m tired of computers and don’t care. This is what it’s like for every non-nerd, isn’t it?

here was me thinking it was the westwood that is like three miles from hollywood

new bikini kill goes off

ok the guardian this "the hill i will die on" ongoing series is getting silly now

£3.25 and it's impossible to transfer with your ticket yes i will moan and moan about public transport in glasgow mostly because of the depressing lack of imagination it shows in the scottish public sphere, that existing infrastructure assets should be so squandered

susan kare demos are tom holland's umbrella for me: i see it, i reskeet it

computer Show Me Less Like This. show me Parisian streets and their denizens, show me futurist art and central american architecture. show me black forests and crystal pools, steady wildlife and bad poetry and confused yellow cabs. computer, show me the agonies of Men in love

i know that we shouldn't look away - my mind can't look away - but that video (which i have not seen with sound on) that is all over the timeline plus the fascist lying over it is really a lot. they really just shot her for being queer, and they really are defending her murder also for that reason

I showed what Linnaeus said to my mates at the pub in Nantucket and they were like, nah mate, humbug, whales are fish 🐋

pretty lame, honestly. needs more mitteleuropa!

a formation of clouds that spells out, today more distinctly than ever,