new bikini kill goes off

ok the guardian this "the hill i will die on" ongoing series is getting silly now

£3.25 and it's impossible to transfer with your ticket yes i will moan and moan about public transport in glasgow mostly because of the depressing lack of imagination it shows in the scottish public sphere, that existing infrastructure assets should be so squandered

susan kare demos are tom holland's umbrella for me: i see it, i reskeet it

computer Show Me Less Like This. show me Parisian streets and their denizens, show me futurist art and central american architecture. show me black forests and crystal pools, steady wildlife and bad poetry and confused yellow cabs. computer, show me the agonies of Men in love

i know that we shouldn't look away - my mind can't look away - but that video (which i have not seen with sound on) that is all over the timeline plus the fascist lying over it is really a lot. they really just shot her for being queer, and they really are defending her murder also for that reason

I showed what Linnaeus said to my mates at the pub in Nantucket and they were like, nah mate, humbug, whales are fish 🐋

pretty lame, honestly. needs more mitteleuropa!

a formation of clouds that spells out, today more distinctly than ever,

Minneapolis is one of my favorite cities in the whole world. So many people that I love dearly up there. Be safe, be vigilant, do not stop.

Ishmael expounds on the use of hair products: "In truth, a mature man who uses hairoil, unless medicinally, that man has probably got a quoggy spot in him somewhere. As a general rule, he can't amount to much in his totality." 🐋

i love the minnesota twin cities very hard and am thinking of everyone there today who is not ICE

not me whispering come to butt-head under my breath to the tune of aphex twin's come to daddy

thinking about ishmael just confidently intoning "cod" in order to summon some cod chowder. at that point it seemed as if he could have said anything under the sun and shortly received it as a steaming bowl of chowder 🐋

i have found the most haunted reduced-to-clear christmas snack

I looked up dogs stealing sausages in the newspaper archives. Here's a report from November 1931 in the Leeds Mercury

Jazz will be replaced by Buzz

It's almost time! 🐋📖

shall be doing this; do join me

this is one of the more unsettling things i have read this month (friends don't let friends say anything vaguely nice/ acquiescent about palantir)

three lions proudly on my chest as i pull into pease pottage motorway services

oh yeah discovered there's a satanism section in the local tk maxx

I have laid ours down in solidarity and as a mark of respect

the gävle goat collapsing is cute, like a dog faceplanting from exhaustion

nobody calls soft drinks "softs"

second watch of the year and when quint was relating about "celebrating my third wife's de-MEES" i felt a strong pang of sadness

The bit about Springsteen’s memoir in the new Spinal Tap is the most perfect joke I’ve heard in recent memory

and ceaușescu, who DID die

have a crispy groovy christmas every day

I have some bad news for Latke.

quite the day to have been driving home for christmas the day

Merry Christmas to the two high vis clad lads sitting in their work van, blasting Wonderful Christmas time & passing a whole huge panettone back & forth, taking bites out of it as if it was a big burger

a power outage bringing the War Against Bay Area Tech Dudes Assuming Everywhere Else Is Like The Bay Area home

thought randomly of the gävlebocken as of right now, it's still standing this year en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%A4...

sat on a jury this week (case concluded today) and... nothing particularly traumatic but this will take a hot while to process

Everyone else go home — this is the year we secure ABOLISH ICE on a Chicago Snowplow chicagoshovels.org

as a UKian government tech human I've always been a little weirded out/ depressed by the US tech "tour of duty in the government" thing

see this is the main kind of thing people ought to be doing with llms

on the glass-half-full side, sunset has just started getting later every day rather than earlier

SOCRATES: But since you, Glaucon, are so wise about what is good, answer me one question. GLAUCON: Go ahead. SOCRATES: On a scale of 1 to 5, how likely are you to recommend Socrates to your friends or family? GLAUCON: GLAUCON: GLAUCON: You lot hold him down; I'll fetch the hemlock.

in westminster and just walked past jenrick doing a dressed up walking and gesticulating very seriously to camera bit with a couple of like, dudes in hats, clearly the director of the piece like a deeply weird fascist michael moore

Internet hyperbolists: I agree that this era is full of greed and ignorance, but, before saying this is the worst/stupidest era humanity has ever endured I entreat you to read one (1) history book. The main difference is that now we *know* everything that's going on everywhere.

is first bus glasgow still only posting on the fascist website because i have a complaint

standing around with a crown on my head so somebody delivers me apple crumble and custard to my face yum yum

not supposed to be in working brain this week, but seconded, would like to see this

somehow there's never enough money for ADHD meds, but always enough money for however much cocaine this guy's on

can confirm, but then again we all knew this all along, didn't we

"I don't care about this stuff, please stop posting it", call that a spotify wrap on the knuckles

This is such a mess. The HBO Max "remastered" version of The Simpsons reveals that Duff, Duff Lite, and Duff Dry all come from the same pipe. 🙄

it is a sign 🐋