Couldn't really enjoy that Slik song as I kept singing 'Yoffy lifts a finger and a mouse is there' over all the 'amen' bits #totp

Alex 😍 #totp

Fair play to J.J. Barrie for this scathing commentary on women's unpaid labour, years ahead of its time #totp

Sure Devil Woman might be 'the best record he's ever made', but this is his finest work #totp

I bet every one of them has painted a roundabout #totp

Sundial Saturday more like #totp

hard disagree, bigot boy #totp

and... arses, and things #totp

Whenever they're on tour you can't get on the Glasgow Subway without risking a billboard jump scare

I want Yazz's bangles. Yangles? Yangles #totp

Oh good, it's Mike Read. I look forward to half an hour of relentlessly factual commentary on the pops #totp

oh no #totp

Good weekend Marie? #totp

This is like if Leonard Cohen had grown up in a house with lead pipes #totp

Doesn't narrow it down tbh #totp

Automatic detention #totp

'I've got nothing to tell you I've got nothing to say' #totp

H looks like he forgot his kit and had to wear something fished out of the lost property bin #totp

lunch

I feel it's only fair to warn potential viewers that at around the 45 minute mark Heathcliff sets off on his travels and things become very Problematic™️

XTC bootleg for Record Store Day, is it?

Gonna post this clip of Cliff Richard as Heathcliff every day until he gets the recognition he deserves

#totp shitposting

I love Lady Eleanor by Lindisfarne, but the line ‘Where Eleanor had risen to kiss the neck below my head’ suggests the existence of a neck above the head, or perhaps growing out of a thigh

I liked it when they possessed Jake Sisko

Anyway, there's only one Heathcliff, and that's Sir Cliff. A definitive performance from a national treasure. Jacob Elordi is Not My Heathcliff #NotMyHeathcliff

Has anyone involved with this new Wuthering Heights film actually read the book?

Having spent seven hours on the radio on Saturday, I've just recorded a radio show 👍

Watched this with @cheeseford.bsky.social at the weekend and today I can’t stop singing the song. That’ll learn me

Fuck off

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Listening to Smalltown Boy on the train and a massive (if not very bright) rainbow has just appeared; a cosmic beacon of love shining for all the massive (if not very bright) gays 🌈🏳️‍🌈♥️

We were at it for five hours.

This is who runs this account.

Now playing on @noiseboxradio.com, and I feel I should alert @franticplanet.bsky.social to this fact

The Crown: After The Screaming Stops

What I shout, Alan Dedicoat-style, while flinging my bra across the room

I’m listening to The War On Drugs for, I believe, the first time in my life, but I can’t rule out the possibility that I have heard this same two-chord song many times before. I mean, I don’t remember every piss I have taken either 🤷‍♀️

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Goodnight.

Just had one of those showers so hot that it makes your saliva feel cold in your mouth.

Use this post as an excuse to post one of your favourite characters.

God damn

No father, I said I was astigmatic, not 'a stigmatic'

I owe an apology to @regretteruane.bsky.social for taking an age to start this, but I am devouring it now. Just astonishing work, so tender and troubling.