BBC really be like 'Here is the teatime news! Hope you've got a nice cup of tea, maybe a piece of warm cake, get nice and hygge for the news' and then immediately hits you with wall-to-wall trauma

Yeah alright everyone is posting moon so I may as well post moon

Regret to inform the internet that I shall be getting the telescope out later 👍

We are enjoying the works of several national treasures

@cheeseford.bsky.social is currently walking around his house saying ‘BLIRER’ in a variety of voices, each one funnier than the last

The way I lose my shit every time I see the moon, you would think I’d never seen it before

Will a journalist ask Kier Starmer how the internet safety act thing is working to protect children, when X, a platform he and his government willingly use, will generate CSAM on demand. Ta x

this is a covey (a baby partridge)

66 minutes into the new year and we are already in a deep, deep XTC niche

Whooo-ooa Children in the pool Whooo-ooa Not allowed near schools

2025: the year eales caught feels

Trying to have a relaxing NYE but @cheeseford.bsky.social keeps doing Stewart Morris impressions and startling the dog

MTV is officially ending all of its music channels. In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?

I’d need more than an hour for this one but fuck me, what a song

Waiting for 2025 to end

Ruin two bands by combining them: XTC+C Music Factory

Back when I worked on Weston Pier I made a cup of tea for Nick Knowles

Desperate to know how this man (RIP) ended up with this nickname

It's the cultural round-up you've all been waiting for. Here are the ten best ITV closedown videos I watched in 2025 📺

Chill Sunday evening listening to @cheeseford.bsky.social on the radio and watching hydraulic press videos 👍

Seven years since I watched one of the most important documentaries ever made. A masterpiece

On repeat play today

My birthstone is Pebble Mill

Anyone got a contact for Patsy Kensit? I feel that we can make this happen. Mind you, I thought the same thing about Girls Aloud covering Hold the Line by Toto (as evidenced by the polite ‘thank you’ I received from their management in response to an email I sent while shitfaced)

Just remembered dreaming that Eighth Wonder had covered There Ain’t Half Been Some Clever Bastards. It was good, they should have done that

Bringing this energy into 2026

Not me in the middle of all the bloodshed and fucking, pressing the emergency stop button on the escalator with a look of triumphant glee on my stupid face

Spectacular

You can learn a lot about a person based on who their favourite Muppet is (Bonus Rowlf)

That reminds me, must buy some dog lube

You and I shared a common language When you and I ate a sausage sandwich

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.

Sure Jennifer Rush's version of The Power of Love is alright but have you ever heard it played on slide whistle #totp

I have such a soft spot for If I Were, but the way Midge sings ‘come here my baby’ makes me irrationally angry #totp

FLUIDS

Happy ninth anniversary to the time I spent Christmas on the old sodium citrate 🎄🥳

Happy Christmas everyone. Hope you each got one Great Dane and several elderly chihuahuas, as requested

2026: be more Naomi Elizabeth

Andromeda galaxy just now

How I'm turning up to the Bluesky Christmas party.

My pal made a video for one of my songs. What a lovely thing to do. I’m thrilled.

If I used gen AI you’d all be looking at a cartoon of Paddington and Chris Rea right now

AXIAL TILT THIS AXIAL TILT THAT I AM SO OVER THE AXIAL TILT MOVE ON

OH MY GOD I forgot the most perfect woman in the world

I feel that everyone should know that @cheeseford.bsky.social has done a full roast dinner while doing this evening’s @noiseboxradio.com show.

Pure joy from start to finish

‘Dog offal and mincemeat omelettes have something in common. They are both things that can technically be eaten by humans’

Forgot the best one though