I didn’t realise Newsquest-owned print title The National wasn’t part of the press, and it’s certainly never done that kind of reporting on people in the past, no siree Bob.

This is completely dishonest. The Scottish Government owns the Scottish airport being used extensively by the US military as part of their bombing campaign against Iran. The First Minister has already conceded this isn't a reserved matter, so why won't he evict Trump's troops now?

Just catching up with the Vittles piece on Oliver and Rawmarsh and if you didn’t think he was a despicable fat-tongued mockney prick beforehand, you absolutely will afterwards. Another in the long list of Channels 4 shows from the 00s for which they should be apologising.

so cool how he was warmly welcomed at a semafor event two weeks ago

Ahead of the This Life repeats, if you haven’t seen them yet it’s worth hunting down the (only) three episodes of the US remake, just to see how badly they absolutely screwed the thing up. It makes the Spaced remake look like fucking Shaft…

When did your obsession with hot toxic women begin?

LRT: Of all the legacy reboots/requels kicking about, the Buffy one was the one that sounded the most interesting, because of the folk involved. So of course that’s the one shitcanned.

#btvs #buffy

Oh, Quaid’s back. Hooray.

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In November, the Scottish Police Federation complained internal sexual misconduct investigations were too heavy handed and said police officers were being punished by a "suspend first, decide later culture". I think we have a different definition of punishment. www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/pert...

They should stop in the first safe country they pass through

@danmckee.bsky.social was it not just villain as the term for heels here - hence why Regal still uses that? It comes up a few times in Garfield’s book.

Oh dear. How sad. Never mind. If only it had happened a few years ago and we’d have been spared some of the worst internet commentariat class arrivals as well. Still, fingers crossed for Reach next.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

Whatever the hell Wilson’s done to Stanway this season, it’s been quite the transformation. If he gets the right moves he’s going to be a real player.

Oh for fuck’s SAKE Thistle

Sorry Pops, it’s Thistle time.

Chris Moyles in George Square has the chance to be the 1999 version of Sheena Easton there nine years earlier… -#totp

This fucking song is responsible for so many mock-up front pages when I’ve left a newsroom job. #totp

The pre-Buffy version. #totp

Definitely one of Jane Horrocks’ worst performances #totp

Travis are great and fuck the lot of yous.

So this is 99? Presumably they’ve finished clearing up after Charlie Sheen’s legendary trip to Archaos… #totp

This is the ultimate Friday night confluence . Because before Archaos was Archaos, it had another historic role in Glasgow… It was Buck Rogers Burger Station…

#totp are at fucking Archaos?!

The big art shop in Queen Street Is boasting about selling hand-signed Johnny Depp art, if anyone needs somewhere new to boycott

This one gets forgotten amid all the Day After/Threads talk, but it's contemporaneous to them both and is equally as devastating.

If we're going to drag this kind of stuff up, let's start asking everyone at the Guardian why they covered up for a sex pest, shall we?

Probably a sign of how my brain is coded that I saw the video title and thought ‘I don’t even remember the band ever mentioning The Mummy, but they’re all about the right age I guess…’

very funny to say this and then run Tommy Sheridan and Craig Murray as your lead candidates

IANAL but isn't Trump's latest post a technical breach of FIFA's regulations on third-party interference?

"The 24 hours that damaged the Premier League's best-in-the-world reputation." What reputation?!

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Wait, is this meant to encourage me to get Prime, Amazon? Because two of those films are zero-budget knockoff shite, and one’s fucking Lesbian Vampire Killers…

The BBC has rejected my FOI request to disclose viewing figures and audience data it has on BBC Alba. Let's be clear on this. The BBC is saying we do not have a right to know how many people watched what programmes when, on a publicly funded, PSB channel that occupies a prominent Freeview slot.

Gordon Brown showing once again how a former PM should act when making an intervention in civic life after leaving office - looking to drive societal good.

He's playing Darth Vader's nephew, Taksi.

Did Polanski KB the Graun from an interview or something? Fascinating how all their best boys are going after him now.

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger Churchill! Churchill!

If you see this, post a robot.

Oh boy! What a headline... Ask yourself: "What am I being asked to believe?" "Who am I being told to blame?" Take a few seconds to imagine what the Daily Mail (And Telegraph, GB News and Express) WANT you to think is going on. Let's see what's ACTUALLY happening...🧵 1/21

Drop something red

A real LinkedIn post seeking "STARFLEET ACADEMY Haters" for a paid (I assume??) writing gig. Not reviewers, "Haters." I have no interest in the show myself but this is just further proof "geek culture" needs to be burned to ashed and the ground sown with salt.

How do we alert the international space station that their piss tank has a slow leak? 😳🛰️💛

Trevor Phillips is on Times Radio at the moment presenting its lunchtime show and talking about the imminent release of the Mandelson files. He’s not mentioned that Peter Mandelson has been his friend for many years and was best man at his first wedding.

Give the people what they want.

The BBC has rejected my FOI request to disclose viewing figures and audience data it has on BBC Alba. Let's be clear on this. The BBC is saying we do not have a right to know how many people watched what programmes when, on a publicly funded, PSB channel that occupies a prominent Freeview slot.

Kay Burley - after my piece listing the various journalistic crimes of Kay Burley: from strangling a photographer to not disclosing her connections to the Lampards while grilling someone on air about them to asking a murderer's wife if it was actually her fault for not having enough sex with him.