I'm trying to work from home, but my assistant won't let me.

What? Cate Blanchett has just scored for Germany?

Where were etc.

"Dad, I've been reading the Guinness Book Of Records" "Any good ones?"

I still have my Carter 30 Something t-shirt that I bought at a gig in Southsea in 1991. Still fits too.

A new episode means a new song on the Soundtrack Playlist. So, from Superman III, we've added No See No Cry from Chaka Khanletmerockyouchakakhan. open.spotify.com/playlist/5h1...

Thinking there were no customers around, I just released a rather impressive fluff. I was wrong about the customer thing.

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Crocodile Dundee's first day at Rymans

While we haven't actually covered a Mel Brooks film, we did have a nice chat about My Favourite Year, which was produced by him, and is *sort of* semi-autobiographic. www.buzzsprout.com/113660/episo...

Went to see Toy Story 5. I liked it.

Blimey, he looks different without the torture equipment and big hat, doesn't he.

Have you Secreted a Seven today?

Have you BJ'd a Bear today?

Have you Bashed Street kids today?

Have you red-handed a gang today?

As it's Mel Brooks's 100th birthday tomorrow, here's the time we had a really lovely chat on @goonpod.bsky.social about History Of The World Part 1. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/m...

This song by Len really kicks ass #totp

Mam passed away 15 years ago today. Doesn't seem like that long ago. She never got to meet my girls, which always stings. They'd have got on famously. Anyway here's her when she didn't have long to go.

While you're all sweating cobs, why not chuckle away your heat exhaustion by enjoying the latest Still Any Good!

You've mocked your last turtle

Where were etc.

Bouncer didn't have beautifully romantic dream about him and Rosie the sheepdog getting married so you could tell me AI is "inevitable".

New episode for your ears

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Presumably they're not going to bring that world cup back from 'over thar' then?

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"I have held high office: the highest in the land. I know doctors, dentists, and architects. I speak from a position of moral and political authority here, Reeves."

Thursday ...

I tell you, this is nothing like the Summer of 76. Back then I was 5 and got my birthday read out on Gus Honeybun. Wouldn't be allowed to do that these days.

Spyin' Man

🎶 And the lions all went out in Massachusetts... 🎶 (this is especially clever as they're in Boston)

🎶 You draw again 🎶

You think you've got it bad, I just heard a Kiwi sports announcer say the result was "nil all".

Hydration Break #worldcup

England's Hydration Break #WorldCup

One of my Facebook "people you may know"s was just my old PE teacher, who you'll be surprised to hear was a sadistic bullying cunt. I now have mixed emotions of shock at seeing his face again after all these years, and disappointment to learn he's still alive.

Nazi alert (They’ve just taken the photo off the listing, you’ll have to go to the video or 360 tour) www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...

Stop what you're doing and look at my splendid dog

NZ Hydration Break #WorldCup

It's not Father's Day here until September, but here's me and dad anyway. He's the one on the left.

Does anyone know if landscaping retailers also sell pool chemicals?

15 years ago: the origins of my bio.

If you’d like, post one photo of a painting that you took with your very own hands.

I took my daughter and a pal to the local farm zoo yesterday. They had a couple of galahs, and I have to say they were flamin' great.