Ah, but is Logan's Run still any good? (shameless plug 😉) www.buzzsprout.com/113660/episo...

At work I just delivered the zinger "Sushi & The Banshees" to rapturous applause. Well ...

He's having a lovely day, so he is

Happy St Patrick's Day ☘️

Research ...

I hope it's Bon Jovi, the psychotic cat from YouTube. He was brilliant.

Always, always Llys-y-frân Reservoir.

I still make a comedy "HUUUUUR!" noise whenever I clean my specs.

After all that Noah Claypole nonsense, Mr Sowerberry hires a new undertaker's apprentice.

Search your camera roll for ‘Hell’.

Sinner-matography, more like 👍

The Penn is mightier than the Elord.

I know it's a bit démodé these days, but I still enjoy the glitz and glamour, hype and clamour of the #Oscars red carpet.x

What I'm wearing to the Oscars

🎶 I'm standing here with my four men, Let's start that rapping thing again ... 🎶

Recently I was told that "for security reasons" I had to change my work Teams profile picture from the cartoon one I've had for 6 years, to an actual photo. I've changed it. Nobody's said anything yet.

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet

What better day to repost my kids' update of Horror Top Trumps.

I'm not watching #Totp, but I'm going to guess you're talking about Adrian Gurvitz, aren't you.

Quick! What kinda scientist would you want to be?

Just re-posting this because it's a damn good episode. And that's no lie.

If he was tired and wanted to go to bed, someone should have sung him to sleep.

Derek Deadman is of course featured in both of these ...

On the plus side, it means I get an extra 5 days of leave this year 👍

No likes on Facebook for this quite good joke. None.

- "Hi. It's Chris. Sorry, but I won't be able to come into work today." - "Oh, sorry to hear that. What's the problem?" - "There was too much noise in Valencia last night." - "God, take all the time you need, okay!"

Seeing as we're all having a chuckle about Star Wars names ...

Peewit The Third

£5 - Schnorbitz £10 - George the Hofmeister bear £20 - Vienna Rigsby £50 - Joey Plummer

Monk de Wally de Honk

Been at my job 20 years today

If you see this, post a robot.

I think Jerome Flynn would look lovely on a 10 pound note

🎶 I never let my friends down, I've never made a boob 🎶 - Dear Mr Innes. We regret to inform you that your application for the position of Cosmetic Surgeon has been unsuccessful. This is essentially due to your admitted lack of practical experience.

Gracias 🇪🇸

Pop fact: this was intended as part of a concept album called "Generation Game". Other songs included 'Fondue Set', 'Carriage Clock', and the heartbreaking ballad 'Teasmade'.

Feel free to use this for all your funny quote-posts about Spurs.

Don't need your pseudo-satisfaction, baby

New episode out now, for your ears.

This is how I access bluesky

Rare image of Hutch out of Starsky & Hutch stepping on Lego.

And I was like

My favourite Chumbawamba song

"Hey, ChatGPT. What words rhyme with 'radiator'"

Tomorrow ...