Post something random, or you’ll have an awful December

Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen The Wedding Present The Wiggles Napalm Death The Cure The Grumbleweeds

The lawnmower ran over one of the dog's rubber balls in the garden. Bloody hell!

Police are on the trail

Wicked: For Good (2025) Dir: Jon M. Chu

Here's a nice picture of Dad & Mam from 1960 when they were 15 and 16 respectively, looking effortlessly groovy.

I've seen some exclusive clips of the final series of Stranger Things. I'm pleased to say they've still got that 80s thing down beautifully.

Phwoar crikey! Wordle 1,621 2/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

On the hunt for Professor Miaowiarty

Just reading the synopsis for a film called "The Severed Arm". He's going to find it very difficult to do that 321 fingery thing after that.

Ozcabs Christmas Party, 1987

I love Diamond Lights

"Lynn, these are sex Cardigans!"

Uncomfortable

Here is the link of the original creator that made it. It’s a standard annual treat in my house/car/general vicinity every year around this time!

Never fails!!

Me flirting

It's been a great day for rude euphemisms.

Well, would you believe it!

Our Police Academy 2 guest @mrdavidreed.bsky.social has only gone and written & starred in a proper hit play with music & lyrics by Rice & Lloyd Webber. Bloody brilliant!! www.birmingham-rep.co.uk/whats-on/she...

Post a movie where you’re from

Every new episode means a new track on our Soundtrack Playlist. From BRAINDEAD, here's The Stars And Moon by Peter Dasent, who's also Rob's friend! open.spotify.com/playlist/5h1...

Yesterday, my 12 year old daughter came up to me and said,"I've got an idea for a new Final Destination film. A skiing holiday. Can you imagine the deaths!" The kid's a genius.

Morrissey, being arrested yesterday.

I just cut my own hair

I've been giving the freezer a much needed cleanout. At the back, I found a container with "Jan 2015" on it. Breast milk 👍

GoldenEye is 30 this week. THIRTY. Here’s our episode from way back in 2022 — perfect for anyone who still quotes Sean Bean yelling ‘For England, James!’ at inappropriate moments. www.buzzsprout.com/113660/episo...

Watching a TV drama where a character has mentioned twice they have a food allergy. I'm sure it's simply colourful dialogue and won't come back in the final episode.

5 years ago, I did quite a good gag

As featured in The Wedding Present memoir Sometimes These Words Just Don't Have To Be Said, this was me 20 years ago ...

Yes, I've been listening to Mandy Moore's cover of Senses Working Overtime again. What of it! youtu.be/_IJvZ5xEC5o?...

I'm trying to do some work at home, but the dog's just dropped one.

As it's Bjorkday, here she is talking about her telly. I haven't watched it to the end, but presumably Einar pops out and buggers it up by shouting, "TV yeah! TV wow! I like television, lobsters, sideburns, etc.!" youtu.be/75WFTHpOw8Y?...

Kool and the Gang sounds like the name of a pop group Zippy, George and Bungle would invent in an episode of Rainbow #totp

New Viz annual title revealed #totp

Tonight's #TOTP

Seeing as Bjork is 60 today, here's the time we had a right old laugh talking about Dancer In The Dark with @yvonnelorkin.bsky.social www.buzzsprout.com/113660/episo...

Lillian Gilbreth - the mum who's the inspiration for the Cheaper By The Dozen films - invented the pedal bin.

I think Tomos has a hangover

It was a shame how ...

Happy World Toilet Day to those who celebrate

The Tamperer (featuring Maya) asked ChatGPT what it would look like.

One of my favourite horror films is The Strangers, where they're terrorised by The Man With The Stick

I'm 54 years old, but still sing along to Famous Blue Raincoat with: It's four in the morning, The old man is snoring.