Today, at Mrs Chris' workplace, they put out a nice morning tea for National Nurses' Day. Unfortunately, Mrs Chris & her colleagues were too busy to stop and eat anything, so the CEOs sat there and scoffed the lot. Not much subtext to that, is there.

Ned's Atomic Dusty Springfield

🎶But I'm a million different people From one day to the next, I can't change... 🎶

Wellington

When I was 9, I bought The Oldest Swinger In Town, but played the b-side much more. youtu.be/BQW6yHI0dz4?...

Put him in the cooler.

Facebook targeted ads that really know their demographic: I'm 54, so am naturally concerned about home heating and efficiency. But I also really love a drawing where something looks like a knob.

Watched "Apex" last night. It was fine. That accent though. I wonder if they added the "are you originally British?" line in re-shoots.

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One of my colleagues went to see Michael: "my only criticism is they didn't flesh out his creativity". That's your only criticism, is it?

"HEY, YOU SHYYYYYYYS!!!!"

In summer 1993 I had a day off work so went to Swansea to watch Jurassic Park. I was having such a lovely day, I then popped into HMV and bought Modern Life Is Rubbish, and Sleepwalking by Kingmaker.

Christ, imagine what Jim Davidson's would smell like.

Here's Ralph, being a right daft tit

Watched Ready Or Not 2. It was quite good fun.

Just made a superb slap-up breakfast for Mothers Day

Credit: @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social

To quote Matthew Wilder, last night I had the strangest dream: I dreamed me and Mrs Chris were wandering round New York and went to a Broadway show. On stage were 2 of my old workmates from Oakwood (Alan & Adrian), and also David 'Kid' Jensen, who was wearing an Alice band and purple lipstick.

It was going so well, but then - as Boney M would say - oh those Russians! www.maptap.gg May 9 100🎯 95🏅 99🎯 100🎯 79🤗 Final score: 930

Guess he’ll have to do all his banking transactions via PaPal.

"Dring! Hhhahh.. Dring dring! H-hh-hhhhh.. Dring! Hhh-hh-h hello? Look, who is this? Just don't hurt the kid, okay?"

Absolutely horses- youtu.be/JBPtjMFLWzQ?...

"Let me make it plain, Gotta break wind for the Mother Superior... Hahaha, I love singing that!"

Peter Shilton, Mexico City, 22/06/86

I love being able to just stretch out on the sofa

People sometimes think @stillanygood.bsky.social gets "loads" of downloads. Here's today's totals so far.

How long before some sniffy Victor Mature posts "I hope you've all enjoyed your little game, children"

What I'm wearing to the Met Gala

Reader: it was expensive

The Webb Boys, hanging out

"Ya flamin met galaaa!"

I liked it when Sweep did backing vocals on this indie banger youtu.be/5_-6Ywq3Glk?...

My car is very unwell. The AA man was saying things like "new starter motor". I don't know what that means, other than we'll probably be living off lard butties for the next few months.

"Ya flamin met galaaa!"

I'm not sure why, but this post made me feel quite sad.

The man who created Masterchef also wrote & directed Quadrophenia, and created Auf Wiedersehen Pet.

Oh ha fucking ha, Map Tap

Each one has to contain at least one of these

Because of international time differences, it's already Monday the 4th here. The bonkers memes have begun.

My daughter started the new season of girls' under 13 footy on Saturday. Won 3-2 in a game that had it all, including a horrific Schumacher/Battiston style challenge*. When we scored the last minute winner - a half-volley from outside the box - I even did a loud Barry Davies-esque "OH, I SAY!!!"

Last night we watched People We Meet on Vacation. It was absolutely fine. But throughout, I was distracted by the male lead, who looked like what would happen if you put Richard E Grant and Miles Teller in that teleporter from The Fly.

I see Marvel are now dabbling in the Hart-iverse

Eight years ago, we did this beauty www.buzzsprout.com/113660/episo...

What Pete Waterman was up to in the 90s.

Who says these pricks don't have a sense of humour? That punchline is worthy of Gerald Wiley.

Tomos (18 1/2) would like to wish you all a very good morning

"Daddy or chips?"