Russia seems to be throwing a lot a of weight into rehabilitating the reputation of Hale and Pace on the socials. For what purpose?

A pale imitation by Oscar Isaac

So bored of talking to the void of social media. Like a boring nightmare where nobody can hear you.

New awareness campaign

As a child of the 80s, what- to you- represented the greatest threat? a) the Easy Lover b) the Maneater c) the woman with Bette Davis eyes d) other (please state) @scarredforlife.bsky.social

This is nice. Our latest episode got an Instagram like from Charlotte Burke herself - Anna from Paperhouse 😎

Few pics from Jenkin Chapel and Erwin Lane this morning - still one of the most enthralling mysteries of local history in the peak borders of Cheshire for me. Wrote a piece on it a few years ago: thelocalmythstorian.com/death-of-the... #johnturner #jagger #jenkinchapel

Just found out the Prime Minister runs on online driving course that uses Mindfulness techniques. It's called Steer Calmer with Kier Starmer.

Dick Cheney won't see your mean jokes about his death, but Tony Blair will, hopefully.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Looks like I'll be "applying gentle rhythmic pressure" to the Chicken from now on.

So glad to see that people are taking care of their lamp post Union jacks and Saint George crosses by not letting them fall down or become damaged or torn.

Right, I've decided what my legacy to the world will be. I want to compile a treasury of the rude versions of pop songs and hymns that we made up as kids. Please submit anything, no matter what your age.

L to R- Little Tim, Bob and Benedict Wong

Happens to the best of us.

No takers yet for the portrait of a winking Keith Allen. Not painted by me, I must add.

Here's my attempt to reach out to new followers with a hot take: HP Lovecraft is the George Lucas of Horror. Rubbish writer, but created a mythos that the public engaged with and played with by themselves.

Witchy Rays. Acrylic gel monoprint. The final part of my #13daysofhalloween Hope it has given you pleasure. Have a happy Halloween, and if you're raising the dead tonight, don't forget to put them back an hour before sunrise. #Halloween2025 #halloween

Words fail me.

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from Star Wars, Dr Who or Transformers. @daveyjones.bsky.social

Julian Pettifer patronising the shit out of the people of Spurn Point. youtu.be/CULUs8IfIxc?...

Haunted House. Acrylic gel monoprint. Part 11 of my #13daysofhalloween #halloween2025

New episode! It's our Halloween special. Our superb guest @whistlecraft.bsky.social has chosen the 1988 children's horror/fantasty PAPERHOUSE. It it still 'skill'? Have a listen and find out. #podcast #Halloween #paperhouse www.buzzsprout.com/113660/episo...

Sure hope those barrels were nailed down tight.

On Mouselow Hill. Day 10 of my tremendously successful after I'm dead #13daysofhalloween Inspired by the Usborne Book of Ghosts.

What I love about BlueSky is that you can spend ages putting up posts with no engagement, then suddenly you'll ask for help and someone out of nowhere that you don't know will offer their assistance. Then you reply and never hear from them again. But at least you've seen their drawings of Elves

Auld Dickie. Acrylic gel monoprint. Day 9 of my terrifying #13daysofhalloween Old Dickie was a legendary "Screaming Skull" housed in a farm near Chapel en le Frith. He was sometimes helpful, but if moved from his resting place, he would kick off, supernatural style.

Change a letter, ruin a Horror Movie. The Thong The Otters Tommyknickers

Defixio/Curse Tablet Acrylic gel monoprint Part 8 of my #13daysofhalloween #halloween

Roy Kinnear's son Rory is carrying a proud family naming tradition. His son is called Rorly and his grandad was called Ry

Ages ago my stepson drew some fun pictures of an ice cream man called Mr Weepy, and a Hog Dog Man. I had a go at animating them, but didn't get too far because animation's hard innit. Now our kid doesn't draw like this anymore, but perhaps it's worth going back to the project?

I've just invented Dolphining; it's dogging, but for fishermen.

My partner and I frequently finish each other's sentences. It's not a sign of how compatible we are, it's just that neither of us can remember the fucking name for anything anymore.

Rewatched X-Men: First Class and it's the Austin Powers of the MCU. I was trying to find out why Fassbender's Magneto suddenly becomes Irish in the last 15 mins, but all Google can give me is Americans who didn't notice and just think he sounds weird all the way through.

Had a fine fine time at Glossop Labour Club this evening in the company of writer, broadcaster and raconteur (but not in a boring Peter Ustinov way) @bobfischer.bsky.social . A proper night's entertainment.

Can someone write a film or TV drama where Toby Jones plays someone who's just having an excellent time? Perhaps wearing a nice suit and drinking a cocktail next to a swimming pool after having an effortless dump?

Now You Believe. Acrylic gel monoprint. Part 7 of my #13daysofhalloween #magic #skull #monoprint #halloween2025 #turquoise #pink #gelprinting

If you see this, post a Frankenstein

I'm the sweaty guy in the rabbit Pajamas. You know me.

If you could get just one item, what would would you go for? www.juliensauctions.com/en/auctions/...

Speaking of Horror Penny Crayon, our Halloween episode (hopefully out in time for Halloween) is this...

Terrible Man. Acrylic gel monoprint on paper. Day 6 of my #13daysofhalloween #devil #red #halloween2025 #monoprint #gelprinting #scary

Drover's Pond. Acrylic gel monoprint. #13daysofhalloween I tell you what, I'm not trying to sound needy, but if I don't start getting some reactions on BlueSky then I'm going to buy 100 white doves and sit on them one by one, on the hour, every hour.

Serious question- does anyone know anybody who has knowledge of Ancient Greek? Need it for an art project. No deranged takes, please! #ancientgreek #greekhistory

love how the worst consequence he could possibly experience is to live a life better than my wildest dreams

I’m looking forward to spinning a few tunes ahead of @bobfischer.bsky.social’s Haunted Generation show at Glossop Labour Club this Saturday. Expect a mish mash of tv themes, school choirs, brass bands and questionable covers. Business as usual! Tickets here www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/bob-fische...

Upon the Stair. Acrylic gel monoprint. #13daysofhalloween

In our Nothing Is True age, it's facts like these about the actress from A-Ha's Take On Me video that make Wikipedia worth fighting for.

Rosemary, that's for Remembrance. Acrylic gel monoprint on paper. Day 3 of my #13daysofhalloween #monoprint #skeleton #gelprinting #rosemary #herbalism

Trick or Treat. Acrylic gel monoprint. #13daysofhalloween