Great to see the new Star Wars film is tracking lower than the film that killed Star Wars films. Well done, everyone. Excellent franchise management.

and then laundered as important voices through the "legitimate" media platforms those same billionaire pedos have captured

This is genuinely staggering. Someone explains they’re just living their life, family, comfort, normality. Murphy’s response is to lecture them that their basic rights are a “negotiation” they’re failing at? What a patronising prick, human rights are inherent! Cruel, inhumane & indefensible!

Prada Bing, Prada Boom

Revenge of the Devil Wearing Prada Devil vs Prada: Requiem The Devil Before Prada (for a prequel)

The Prada Wears Devil The Pevil Wears Drada Prada, The Devil Wears, Hmm The Panda Wears Devil Horns

I find it really depressing that as a society, we're still supposed to care about Scooby-Doo.

I still think they could have done something more interesting with the title

No no keep letting ChatGPT write articles this is ART

The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover, and Grogu

100 years ago isn't what it used to be. I remember when 100 years ago was all Tchaikovsky and bustles. 100 years ago now they had commercial air travel and Cadbury's Flakes

Some useful public speaking tips from Freud here.

Before shitting yourself in public, try to understand it's a requirement for Guardian columnists

Ricardo Montalbán and Bill Shatner were never on set together during the filming of Wrath of Khan. Montalbán did all his big Kirk-hating angry viewscreen speeches to a young woman who was interning on the shoot. He kept apologising to her during and after scenes, because it made him feel so mean.

Fucking hell. Just saw Jimmy Carr doing his tech bro finance takes on another platform. He's a really odd character. I don't know why Channel 4 loves him so much.

"Bluesky will never be Twitter." Then how come the replies are taking my joke seriously?

Each year when watching Drag Race UK I like to play Which One's The Doctor Who Fan? Some seasons it's more obvious than others.

Experience: I died on my 44th birthday

Thanks for the two star review, mate. Going to come to your place of work and insist you don’t get paid too. One day, I’m going to find Shawn Fanning of Napster, whose fault this all is, and bogwash the cunt.

god the piece attached to this one, on one woman who successfully saved her dad's life by invoking Martha's rule, made me quite teary www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

From the producers of the Melania documentary, and the powder that brought you Narcos...

Things that aren't actually a franchise part 87

"You know, Jeeves..."

"You're going to fail me for this, aren't you?"

Saint Marie now has the highest murder rate in the world, and just four police officers. The small crimes just get completely ignored.

Went to a new barber today. Some regrets

A photo that was used in an Entertainment Weekly (Jan 1995) feature spread on STAR TREK VOYAGER.

I think my least favourite thing about modern football is ball placement. Putting it on the last millimetre of paint when taking a corner or penalty is pathetic. Just put it in the middle, inside the lines as was clearly intended. And no, I don't care what the rules say.

I cannot overstate how completely insane this story is

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Supreme Court Overturns ‘Right v. Wrong’ https://theonion.com/supreme-court-overturns-right-v-wrong-1819573211/

Having a Calippo, lads!

I'm perfectly content for him to languish in flop after flop

But I already know I look like a discarded bag of rags in anything.

All ideas are stupid but some are more stupid than others.

My new book FAST AND FURIOUS FRANCHISING: HOW THE SERIALIZED BLOCKBUSTER REMADE HOLLYWOOD gets a nice write-up in The New Yorker.

The one pet peeve I need to give up, as someone who is neither a monarchist or a unionist, is getting irked when Americans say 'King of England' when they mean 'King of Britain'. It would be like saying 'President of Texas' technically true, but weirdly phrased.

Binge watching a show you've seen before, fine. Binge watching a show that's brand new, bad and not how TV should be watched.

Well, well, well.

This is essentially my headcanon for every Star Trek series. They're all based on a 'real' future history, but adapted according to the means and sensibilities of the time.

I hold the opinion that Lower Decks isn't fully canon, for the same reasons. I'm happy to accept that it is based in canon reality, but the specifics are often far too absurd [complimentary] to be taken literally. I see the series as heightened comedic retellings.

I can only conclude that Helen Daniels was high most of the time.

The original Neighbours painting of Mrs Mangel by Helen Daniels is up for grabs. Proceeds going to the Dementia Australia charity. Currently at over 5k. Genuinely iconic. www.ebay.co.uk/itm/40687689...

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He's only just found out about it because the house was in Clacton.

It's called Wagging Rights. I guarantee we can crowdsource at least five better pun-based titles for this.

"Sat closer to third" are they? Are they sat? Are you sat comfortably? Did you ran fast?

I think we maybe have to rethink humanity, start again

More video games should have spin-offs where their characters race go-karts