From The Craggus Newsdesk: Starfleet Academy I want to watch #StarTrekStarfleetAcademy, but... thecraggus.com/2026/01/30/f...

Evergreen statement.

Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.

A pet peeve I have with @letterboxd.social is that when you add something into your diary retrospectively it shows up in your “last four watched” in the order you logged it not the order you watched it.

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Melania (2026) Review Go on. Click it. Click the link. CLICK IT! thecraggus.com/2026/01/30/m...

Incredible thread.

Why do I feel like the Melania movie is going to end up being the Amazon Prime version of U2's Songs of Innocence. You'll just end up with it in your library whether you want it or not.

With all due respect, this is not “a vibe”.

But will Doomsday return in Avengers…er…Doomsday?

The Harkness family reunions must be INSANE.

People who invoke The Next Generation as the “Golden Age of Star Trek” solely as a stick to beat Star Trek: Starfleet Academy with after three episodes really need to go back and reacquaint themselves with the first fifty or so episode of TNG. That ain’t gold. It’s barely iron pyrite.

As Harry Hole is trending again, time to re-up my review of 2017's The Snowman: "Do You Want To See The Snowman?" (With apologies to Robert Lopez and Kristen Anderson-Lopez)... thecraggus.com/2017/10/18/t...

Detective, Hole.

Okay so how amazing is King Sorrow? If it ever gets adapted (and I hope they do) they’d better do it justice or I’ll be summoning something from the Long Dark to deal with the situation.

I think we all know this is the impression of *two* mice…

Me: Right, time to knuckle down and watch some new stuff. *Netflix drops all 13 seasons of Poirot* Also me: whelp there goes my weekend.

Primitive War (2025) Review Primitive War is the Fortunate Son of Jurassic Park and Apocalypse Now.

The Rip (2026) Review The Rip is the pip.

“I have cut through oceans of online advice to find you.”

The gymnasium that lived.

I recant. I still don’t like her but I respect how well she played the game.

Caught the start of Birds Of Prey (And The Fantabulous Emancipation Of One Harley Quinn) on Sky Movies and it reminded me that I really, really, really enjoy that sandwich scene. I need to make one of them again.

“Grandma done me! Grandma done me!”

“…a comment people make to my parents to this very day.”

I do NOT want Rachel to win.

“I refused him an offer I couldn’t have made.”

No Other Choice (2026) Review Recruiters hate this one weird trick. thecraggus.com/2026/01/23/n...

Me, choosing where to book cinema tickets to maximise my distance from anyone else.

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched Why yes, I did just receive my copy of Doctor Who The Collection Season 15. What gave me away?

New “Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV” just dropped.

Michael B Jordan should have been nominated in Best Actor and Best Supporting Actor for Sinners.

Have we considered the possibility that the only episodes of Star Trek that Stephen Miller has ever seen are “Patterns Of Force” and “Mirror, Mirror”?

At least Harry’s not on the boat.

All motorists in Bedrock: “Fucking finally!”

What I wouldn’t give for a Tantalus Field device right about now…

*when

As I’m reading King Sorrow at the moment, the news that Airforce One had to turn around 30 minutes into its flight gave me a very specific hope for a few moments.

Saw a trailer for Mercy ahead of No Other Choice last night and boy does that movie look like absolute dogshit. Both Ferguson and Pratt look utterly disinterested.

Follow up question: who the fuck cares?

Please be Dignitas. Please be Dignitas.

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The Housemaid (2025) Review Breasted Boobily To The Stairs: The Movie. There is a specific brand of suburban rot that Paul Feig seems increasingly comfortable inhabiting. thecraggus.com/2026/01/15/t...

Anaconda (2025) Review Jack Black heads back to the jungle, dragging Paul Rudd with him. thecraggus.com/2026/01/11/a...