Nick Fury: Agent Of S.H.I.E.L.D. (1998) Review Hasselhoff puts S.H.I.E.L.D. to the sword. #FilmSky

If bsky dies I’m blaming it on the continued insistence that posts should be called skeets.

Worst. Animorph. Ever.

The Guardian boldly swooping in with the lukewarm takes.

America’s Next Top Architect Frank Lloyd Wright screaming at a CAD Technician, “ I have never in my life yelled at a blueprint like this... How dare you!”

There sure is a strong whiff of “masterful gambit, sir” about the way Paramount have scorched-earth Star Trek to celebrate its 60th Anniversary.

I mean you don’t send J D Vance to head up something you want to be *successful* do you?

Okay now do bribes, scams, grifts, extortion and outright theft.

Did the Star Trek Discovery writers have “whatever it takes” set up as a hot key?

Me welcoming all my new followers

SNL UK is continuing to showcase the current strength of British sketch comedy by being bang average at best. The Melania-centred cold open is something of an admission of failure, though.

I mean, yeah. If your product is a frequently wrong or contradictory affirmation engine that reassures its users without them ever having to critically examine their own prejudices or opinions, religious folk are going to be the target audience for your micro transactional messiah.

Generation X (1996) Review #DoomsdayPrep: The Mutant Revolution will be televised, but it probably shouldn't be. #FilmSky #doomsdayprep #finolahughes #jacksholder #jeremyratchford #marvel #mattfrewer #superhero #xmen

Thrash (2026) Review Annieville are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay Annieville? An agoraphobic, a heavily pregnant lady and the 90s pop group Hanson walk into a flood.

The Passion Of The “Christ, What Is He Doing”?

Watching classic 1980s Doctor Who, it strikes me that the one factor that lets it down consistently isn’t the effects, the acting and certainly not the writing. The place where the BBC’s slow exsanguination of the show’s production budget hits hardest is in rehearsal time and movement coaching.

Cosmic googly eyes 👀

I like how this presentation makes it look like Sam Altman is the suspect who’s been arrested.

There’s a scene in #Thrash involving two women, one of them in the mid to late stages of labour which involves possibly the most “written by a man” dialogue I’ve ever heard. A man who’s apparently never been around anything whatsoever to do with childbirth. Excruciating.

#LetterboxdFriday My birthday week’s always a big one for movie watching. Nineteen movies so far this week, and here’s the #LastFourWatched… 👑🗡️🐇🏹🦈

What a dumb fucking question. Of course it does. It’s always mattered but most people are only just waking up to it thanks to the AI push

(Re)Watched Guy Ritchie’s King Arthur Legend Of The Sword tonight and while it’s not perfect by any stretch it deserved better than it got and it’s a shame w never got to see the planned series of films play out. thecraggus.com/2017/05/19/k...

Absolutely read the tittle as “Titter” 🤭

Just raising more questions, tbh

In our house we do “Birthday Eve” and tonight is *my* birthday eve so we’re playing this, then later it’s pizza, ice cream and a movie. 😁

They Will Kill You (2026) Review If we're going to eat the rich, they'll need to be butchered first. #FilmSky #heathergraham #horror #kirillsokolov #patersonjoseph #patriciaarquette #tomfelton #zaziebeetz

Pizza Movie (2026) Review As a stoner comedy, Pizza Movie takes some topping. #FilmSky #brianmcelhaney #BriTANicK #comedy #danielradcliffe #gatenmatarazzo #luluwilson #nickkocher #sarahsherman #seangiambrone #stonercomedy

In honour of my only just watching #Caddyshack for the first time (no, I have no idea how I missed it either), here are my top four #GolfMovies…

Totally read this in my inner Miette voice

Kanye enter the UK? No Ye kan not. And stay out of UK fishing waters too.

#NowWatching Blade II. I always get a kick out of seeing Danny John Jules in this. Just wish he’d played his vampire character as Cat from Red Dwarf.

The Vice President told me he gets his wives to sign agreements not to jump out of airplanes so I asked how many wives he has had and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new wife afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding wives to airplanes and then his couch started crying.

BRB - just navigating the Strait of Hormuz.

“You’ve never heard of my ship that made it through the Strait of Hormuz in less than 12 parsecs?!”

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only

There’s a non-zero chance Vin Diesel pitched a crossover team up with Xander Cage and Riddick to resolve the cliffhanger ending of FastX.

Relax everyone, The Stath is going to single-handedly clear the Strait of Hormuz by shooting each mine with a handgun.

It is a truth seldom acknowledged that it’s vanishingly rare for a CEO to be technically competent in the field in which their company operates. It’s why they get the obscenely big bucks, for some reason. futurism.com/artificial-i...

The Magic Faraway Tree (2026) Review Come for the cast, stay for the magic. #FilmSky #andrewgarfield #bengregor #clairefoy #fantasy #markheap #nicolacoughlan #nonsoanozie #rebeccaferguson #simonfarnaby #enidblyton

Apropos of nothing, #NowWatching Dr Strangelove or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb

That’s not how I remember Grease. 🤔

About to watch #IndianaJonesAndTheDialOfDestiny for the first time since the cinema.

The future is Chris Pratt voiced CGI slop?

I’ve spent years posting about movies and it turns out I should have been building my account around commenting on some random click bait captioned photo of a shit breakfast.

#NowWatching Simply Irresistible, the romantic comedy where Sarah Michelle Gellar catches magical crabs and snags herself a millionaire while saving her restaurant.

Haunted food. My mum spiralised a carrot, and the result is like a cross between Thomas the Tank Engine, Pinocchio, and John Carpenter's The Thing. #CursedCarrot

The ‘Burbs was a passable wine mom detective yarn which ruthlessly dug up the corpse of a classic Joe Dante film and wore its skin to exploit brand recognition.