Musk is not a trillionaire. A bunch of corrupt bankers and investors conspired to make this fascist prick appear to have a big number, so that their big numbers also get bigger. But it's a fanciful lie like most of what he does. Remember that.

Judge Jeremy Johnson should be known across the UK as a tool of the Government and no jury in his court should ever return a guilty verdict.

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oooooh someone is getting yelled at by the intergalactic council

Everyone loves Pokemon Go! The fun game where you find Pokemon in the wild! *10 years later* We regret to inform you that the data you generated by playing Pokemon Go is being used to vaporize schoolchildren.

Interesting choice for Series 22 of #Taskmaster to have only three contestants and no men.

If everyone suddenly loves defence budgets so much, there is one easy way to massively boost the cash available for stuff that can actually be used, by getting rid of something VERY expensive that everyone agrees should never be used and just sits at the bottom of the sea most of the time anyway.

Perhaps in this era of AI slop it’s extra important to me to show that my drawings are human made so I will embrace them being scribbly sloppy and zany more

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Swinney's a bit shit on many things but that is lovely to see.

it's good actually that the first minister can explicitly say this in these terms. labour simply would not, have not, will not to the same degree without a hundred caveats

The police in Northern Ireland have called the rioters fascists. Journalists, you are now safe to do the same thing if you haven't been already.

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Would be nice if Charles Windsor could condemn this stuff now and then, as it is being done in his name and that of his family.

As a white guy, I just think the women in my life will feel safer, more protected, when I go out wearing my balaclava and torch the home of the family on the next street over as I chant violent slogans

Our Friends in the North is getting a runout on BBC Four, starting from Weds 24 June. First ep preceded by a Remembers... programme with Peter Flannery. www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p...

Anas Sarwar to the SNP this afternoon: If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear Every Labour MSP then voted against the Green proposal for a review covering the finances of ALL political parties (it passed anyway). Do Team🥀 have something to hide/fear?

I see that the Southampton rioters are once again proving to be the kind of decent, law-abiding, women-defending, pleasant stout yeomen of the shire we should be paying attention to.

Someone should add a mechanism to roombas so that it has a little pipe organ played by the exhaust, controlled by a piano roll to play jaunty little tunes as it trundles about.

Look, all I'm saying is now is the time for Dr Woof

Imagine if Aadrman got the Doctor Who contract.

I was going to do a joke about the Doctor in Distress single but I looked at a picture of it and cringed so hard I had to go and lie down. Let's just forget that ever happened, shall we?

Didn't see many under-16s setting fire to people's houses in the footage from last night tbh. Seems more like men in their 50s who still don't understand why she left with the kids.

as ever the message is racism is fine, but leave it to us lads. it's the form, not the content. the british state, as ever, attempting to capture racist sentiment rather than oppose it - something that is functionally impossible, so the cycle continues and accelerates. labour are utterly craven.

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I expect a COBRA meeting about far right violence in the morning

I see people are beginning to notice there might be links between loyalty to the Crown and fascism. Blow me down.

Glasgow has long had its own distinct "far right" anti-immigrant base that cannot be understood without understanding unionist loyalism. This truth is often dismissed - that's different, it's just about football here etc - but I reckon it's going to become increasingly impossible to deny.

I see the classic example of the Dawn Foster Rule, who passionately made his name in Parliament by standing up for the right to kill brown people from a distance, is going "oooh, no, this is a bit much now it's my job".

Elon Musk is paying fascists to riot and attack minorities in our cities. Some he is paying, others he doesn't need to, the X algorithm and revenue program do the rest. The UK's leading nazi thug is posting from a Moscow hotel room right now. We need to wake up to foreign money and the far right.

The Government was told in no uncertain terms by the relevant committees that their pick for EHRC chair was not right for the role but they pressed ahead regardless. So here we have a rotten code being defended in these utterly nonsensical ways. This is embarrassing.

In every instance where the chair of the Equalities and Human Rights Commission uses "commonsense" she effectively means "prejudice". That's not really what the job is about, is it? "Use prejudice to uphold rights" is hardly the sort of rallying cry anyone should be using.

The difference between Russia/Qatar and the USA is Russia/Qatar used the World Cup to hide their human rights abuses, and the USA are using it to flaunt them

Accurate

Would it be worth the Greens stepping aside so that Burnham can crash and burn on his own merits without a scapegoat?

Our statement on the UK gov't's demand that all content on all devices sold or used in the UK be scanned, on the presumption of nudity, using a dystopian combination of age verification & content scanning. This proposal will not safeguard children. It endangers us all. signal.org/blog/pdfs/20...

New toy, new doodles.

The glasses should jam spikes into your temple as soon as they start recording. The blood flowing down your face will be the visual signal that you are recording. The pain is the price you pay to do so. I think everyone is on board with this idea.

Protecting The Kids by telling websites not to let a 17yo see a boob, announcing it on a social media site with an AI that does CSAM of any kid that takes a nonce's fancy, but that's OK bc they paid a drugged up nazi trillionaire to do it

Britain. Is. Not. A. Country.

I see that nonsense Jess Phillips was on about has now become national policy. Centrist pol brains have been absolutely cooked by their own use of social media.

Today, I'm calling on tech companies to invent a printer that prints sourdough bread slices... if they choose not to then we will act and we will change the law." As meaningless a statement as Starmer's.

The Beeb did do some good work on small fascist groups distributing papers full of Nazi conspiracy theories and so on, but the problem here is the same one as the lads vowing to crush “fake news” in 2016: eventually, you have to admit the key problem is the Sun, the Mail, the Times and the Telegraph

Unlike many other franchises of comparable size and longevity, there is a definitive best place to get started with Warhammer 40k and it is by making an appointment with the loan officer at your bank

Do you remember when the BBC made a massive deal out of "BBC Verify", its fact checking arm? Weird how this kind of inflammatory nazi shit isn't in their job description, isn't it? Almost as if we were right to mock it.

DOCTOR: "So what seems to be the problem?" PATIENT: "Mmhbbhhggr hhruuh engghhuu." DOCTOR: "I'm sorry I can't understand, but don't worry. Great singer Bob Dylan is in town. Go see his show and no matter what ails you, you'll feel better!" PATIENT (sadly): "Ehg ddnghh m'm Bddnnn."

I’m something of a feng shui expert myself *pushes vase onto floor while maintaining eye contact* #art #cat #void

That has to be a record.