Roland Emmerich really has a *type* of movie, doesnt he. Massively dogshit blockbusters that you will watch when they come on and immediately forget when they have finished. I particularly like 2012. Because you think its spaceships the whole film. But our man Roland, he's got tricks.

You cant hurt me. I support NUFC.

Just think. There are only 2 more pausa left.

This is very funny.

The Church of Adidas making inroads where it counts.

French coach at halftime: "If we win we are going to Waffle House."

Abolish gambling. Let vegas have gambling. Everywhere else it can be illegal. You dont need to bet on everything. And you shouldn't be able to give your entire life savings to a betting/prediction app with the click of a button.

The geoid is an equipotential surface that can be thought of as the shape an ocean surface would take due to the Earth's gravity field. The geoid height ranges from +85 m (Iceland) to −106 m (southern India). In this visualization the geoid height is greatly exaggerated, by a factor of 10,000.

This is unfair, the Maginot Line held up way longer

The geoid is an equipotential surface that can be thought of as the shape an ocean surface would take due to the Earth's gravity field. The geoid height ranges from +85 m (Iceland) to −106 m (southern India). In this visualization the geoid height is greatly exaggerated, by a factor of 10,000.

Huh. The largest gravity anomaly in the world is in india. And is almost as big as the country itself. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_...

Great, they wont let the youth 3rd space at the mall any more and now they've taken away the abandoned missile silos as well.

another “looks like shit” truther ✊️

This annoys me

My kid doesnt give a shit. He just wants to ride the train man. So convince him not to. Go on. Tell him the train is sketchy. He does not care. So as a family with young children, youre very wrong. If there is a train option, the train wins.

Hey, if you're in colorado you should absolutely check out @zeitgeisttattoodenver.com Heather and Katie are massively talented and you should get in touch for your next tattoo

LETS GOOOOOO

Maybe if there were more public restrooms less people would piss in public 🤔

the people who are advocating for public transit are not advocating for peeing in elevators. what an absurd attack on public transit.

some jerk is gonna buy a bunch of these and start strafing public places with them, just to be a jerk.

I lost my virginity in an abandoned silo and all I got was a $5,000 fine and this tee shirt

Great, they wont let the youth 3rd space at the mall any more and now they've taken away the abandoned missile silos as well.

Hey, if you're in colorado you should absolutely check out @zeitgeisttattoodenver.com Heather and Katie are massively talented and you should get in touch for your next tattoo

I like how the drone tubes look like beehives.

Cool. Scientists are inventing banshees from first principles now. We have plenty of ghosts at home. We dont need more.

Let the rabbits eat the rabbit food, I say. Super diarrhea is for them.

My kids didnt understand that this was as good as a celebrity encounter. Especially as I got to watch him tell someone off.

Happy Saturday. Dance.

One of the best aspects of bsky is the fact that we have feeds. However, it can be tough to find feeds for your interests. That's why you should check out goodfeeds.co

"We play so messi's last game never comes" Look, no matter how much football you play im fairly certain youre not beating entropy or time.

You gotta love an argument that AI stealing and regurgitating literal slop is basically the same as 10 things I hate about you coming from taming of the shrew. Or alien being just jaws in space. Chat. We are cooked.

Who will pick the solar farm fruit?

Where is the warhammer 40k Hive City Tower defense game?

That was certainly a choice.

Those deer licking that rock over there. Maybe I should go lick that rock too. Hey this rock is pretty tasty. I bet I could industrialize production of this rock and turn it into literal money that you can eat.

No imax seats available for the new christopher Nolan thing this weekend, so im gonna give it a week or two.

I would like the cold to come back so I can sleep through the night.

Planet Earth 1: look at these animals. Danger ever present but they pull through Planet Earth 2: oh, this animal. Gonna die. Plague, elements, predators. The harsh realities of survival will overwhelm them. Warner Herzog should have narrated this one

I think my 7 year old fire stick just died.

The Planet Earth series are just masterpieces. Stunning works of art

Deer rock taste good

Because they are being paid to. 6 words. You really didnt need to write an article.

Those deer licking that rock over there. Maybe I should go lick that rock too. Hey this rock is pretty tasty. I bet I could industrialize production of this rock and turn it into literal money that you can eat.

[852dude’s kitchen] Me: [chanting] meat, fist- His kids: meat, FIST His wife: [pounding her utensils] MEAT, FIST, MEAT, FIST!

Quick. Someone figure out how to stop... *checks notes*... wind.

My mom had an MG convertible before she met my dad. She managed to keep it until I was about 8, when my dad crashed it. Even i was pissed off at him for that. That car was cool as hell.

u can't say that its an MG Little Guy now