Do senators have a drawer of unique pins and pick out one that is special for that day? Do they get a pin budget? Or do they have to provide their own pins? Is there pin protocol? Are they allowed to wear more than 1 pin, or is 1 pin the mandated amount.

Every single one in this pic, but especially 1) Nate 2) the equipment guy with the scarf in the top right

The dudes (its always a guy) who need everyone to know they are the smartest person in the room are never actually the smartest person in the room.

This is what actually happened tonight: bsky.app/profile/did:...

The only person allowed to ramble is this Korean war veteran who is fucking angry.

A woman got hit by a car at S Franklin St & E Belleview Ave 10 years ago. She died. Today her husband got hit by a car at that very same intersection. He died. We need a light at S Franklin St & E Belleview Ave.

Man..people are pedantic as fuck. Stop making it about you.

I remember when my family finally moved away from rotary phones. My granddad needed to change his plane ticket, and BA had just introduced a touch tone menu. Which doesnt work on a ringy-dingy phone. Man was fucking furious.

Unfortunately Jeff seems pretty sound.

Its like herding cats.

guys, it's the jeb sword thing, marco has no earthly idea who chiang kai-shek is

Why is Chiang Kai-Shek all over my feed?

Its really funny that all the people in positions of power know fuck all about technology. Its great actually. So good.

HK McDonald's also does "shake shake" fries which are extra seasoning packets you throw in the carry out bag to spice up the french fries.

If McDonald’s wanted to add blueberries to their pancakes it would legitimately end all sales of blueberries to anyone but McDonalds. Insane. That’s why we get the slop.

All McDonald's has to do to permanently and irrevocably win the burger wars is release the Mega McPepper burger in the USA. They are keeping this from you. Because they hate food and want to take that out on you.

Anyone who is in a room with 100s of human beings under the age of 18 *all damn day* is working harder that you are. I would be money on that.

The BK video is in response to whatever is happening on the left.

The marketing person at Burger King who was like "hey, lets put out a video of our CEO eating a hamburger like a totally normal human being and not some sort of robot alien who hates the idea of food" is actually a genius. Give that person a raise.

Politely fried tf outta my man

Why have musical tastes changed over the past 30 years? Surely, it must be the opps

"The Epstien Wars, Begun they have."

Its ok to pay attention to the caucus but dont neglect the balls

40 minutes until my first ever caucus. this is so exciting.

Oh hey, ex wife didn't show up for sons teacher conference and then made a $40 purchase i didn't agree to on my account at the kids jujitsu dojo. Lady is falling the fuck apart. She is desperate for attention.

I have my pins. I have my pocket constitution. And you better believe I’ve got a picture of my favorite president (George Washington because I’m not some lame-o HIPPIE who chooses Lincoln!)

Do senators have a drawer of unique pins and pick out one that is special for that day? Do they get a pin budget? Or do they have to provide their own pins? Is there pin protocol? Are they allowed to wear more than 1 pin, or is 1 pin the mandated amount.

Denver’s Ruby Hill Rail Yard for skiers and snowboarders closed for the season on Sunday due to warm temperatures and deteriorating conditions after only a month in operation.

Have you watched Paradise yet? You could watch Paradise tonight.

Opened this indictment and a perfect movie plot fell out...

The local republican party has put signs up around my neighborhood for their caucus. The local karens have pointed out that this is not allowed under the rules, so they've been forced to take them all down under threat of permanent ban.

I think my therapist tried to tell me i was done with therapy today. Nah bro. I am going to continue to come and talk to you.

If you are a parent, Episode 4 of Season 2 has to be one of the most powerful things ive seen in a long time.

Wake up to the realization that you were born in the 1900’s

Jeff Bridges (not that one) is running for CO Secretary of State. And doesn't riff on the Big Lebowski or Tron once on his website. Which is a criminal failure and automatic disqualification as far as i'm concerned.

Everyone should be entitled to one free round trip business class flight in their life.

guy that works with my dad modifies his hammers "to keep them from slipping" (I can't tell the difference) but it sure looks like a butthole. Maybe he's adding AI to the hammer.

8:15a: How about it? Actual water falling from the sky in Denver, with some brief bursts of steady rain. No complaints here!

On this day 18 years ago my rugby team thrashed the police force side to become league champions. And that was the last time I played competitive sports.

Facebook has launched Manus, their AI agent for the Meta Business Suite. And if you thought the slop couldn't get worse, you were completely and utterly wrong.

There are really two people responsible for me ending up in the career I'm in. My 11th grade history teacher. And the writing tutor my parents hired who forced me to learn to love the full stop over all other punctuation.

The AI wrote it you huge dumbass

Did Michael Bennett not get enough signatures to get on the Governor primary ballot? That rules. I am caucusing for @senadorajulie.bsky.social @philweiser.bsky.social @amandaforcolorado.bsky.social and i'm still debating the AG.

The car manufactures only know how to make "big truck that tips over really easy" these days. Im not sure they'll be spooling up bomber production any time soon.

All the chucklefucks eager to restart the crusades forgot about Saladin whooping their ass last time.

"The Epstien Wars, Begun they have."

My life do not be like "ooh ahh" if we're keeping track.