Think you can beat Bovine Baron?

Yes, I am playing Wind Rose. How did you know?

I have to buy tile, trim, grout, amd caulk tomorrow. Feels like a massive waste of a sunday that. I dont want to.

I think if you put "influencer" in your resume or bio, every child under the age of 10 should get to hit you like a pinata

Cubertrucks

That was a very full day of being social. Well done me.

Apparently, because you dont see VW Bugs anymore (old or new), the kids have started playing punch buggy with teslas and cubertrucks.

Yes, I am playing Wind Rose. How did you know?

Time to ditch Hick.

People say this race isn't winnable. That you don't challenge an incumbent. That the smart move is to wait. I've heard that before from the same establishment that told us we couldn't pass reproductive freedom protections, couldn't take on corporate rent-fixing. We did all of it. 🧵

Coachella feels like an anti-festival at this point. Its basically just an influencer conference with some music.

My son got so jazzed by the Artemis launch that he is obsessively playing Kerbal Space Program trying to recreate it.

Gonna post this reminder for the first time in a while (not needed it). It’s just football, Try not to let things you can’t control, control your mood & enjoy spending time with pals. There’s life after Howe, he’s done better than I thought he would on day 1, but it’s time for what’s next #nufc

Pure apathy at the moment. Im not even excited for the games.

Coachella feels like an anti-festival at this point. Its basically just an influencer conference with some music.

When I was in high school my friends and I took the time to write the word "gullible" on the ceiling of the spot we hung out. No one ever believed us when we told them "gullible" was written on the ceiling and they should look up. This is a post about science.

Let him cook

We're cooking.

Its all a bit shit really.

Eddie cant beat bournemouth

Lol. Story of the season that.

Auckland had a yimby rapture in 2018, but Singapore has been living in planner nirvana since 1971 There’s a 360-degree movie room suggesting that planners steer the city like the starship Enterprise, a Streetmix knockoff lane-allocation game, a huge scale model of the central city, and much more

Well. There's football on.

Is it time for bed yet.

Pssh. This may be big news for the rest of you, but we already do this in Colorado. Proposition 122 happened.

Wait. Yall are getting paid?

Fries to Burger. The burger will be OK slightly cooler. The fries are gonna be horrible cold, so eat them first while theyre hot. If theres veg on the plate that gets eaten and finished first.

Howay the Lads

I have to make 45 sliders this morning for the neighborhood potluck at noon.

When I was in high school my friends and I took the time to write the word "gullible" on the ceiling of the spot we hung out. No one ever believed us when we told them "gullible" was written on the ceiling and they should look up. This is a post about science.

NBC should do an EPL fan fest in Denver instead of constantly picking cities on the coast.

LETS GOOOOOO

Bro. That day certainly sucked heinous asshole.

You've been Catholic for 35 years, but now you're a protestant. Congrats.

Huge news in what is shaping up to be a very competitive primary.

If you've already turned on your sprinkler system (like me, because im an idiot), get a garbage bag and some towels and throw them over the exterior part of your system this afternoon. You wont need to blow it out again, just insulate the exposed copper. The ground will insulate the pipes.

This is honestly such a good film. PSH absolutely kills it as gus.

Oh boy, I do not want to get out of bed today.

The HK government spent all that money on a fancy new stadium at Kai tak... and the roof leaks.

Huge news in what is shaping up to be a very competitive primary.

I'm honestly trying to figure out what the no-texture skyrim plastic slice next to the dog vomit is. And feeling bad for the sailors knowing prisoners eat better than this.

it’s me, im the regino

No time for anything fancy, because we have a school choir concert tonight.

The house by the kids bus stop finally got sold and the new owners have immediately put a super passive aggressive rope up around their lawn. I get it. You dont want the kids there. But you did decide to buy the home that is on the bus stop.

Thanks, Bsky.app. You've done wonders for my productivity by not being functional.

Boy managed to spill his water bottle across the entire house. So we're off to a *great* start today.

Start getting rid of TABOR this november.

New world screwworm fly has been spotted 90 miles from the US border. So that is apocalyptic.