Nice. My kids are fully vaccinated again.

If you were married to gollum you'd at least get lots of compliments. His love language is words of affirmation I guess.

his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...

no YOU'RE listening to the Battle Hymn of the Republic immediately followed by PISS CHAMP

Hey, its new Pitt day.

Taking kids for their flu and covid vaccines today because their mom didn't do that at their checkups and then didn't tell me it had been done.

when watching news videos gets my adrenaline spiking and i can feel my fight or flight response kicking in, thats the sign i've had enough internet for the day.

Everyone in Australia has that Smash Mouth song stuck in their head today

Hey Australia, how you doing down there on the surface of the sun?

Boy decided he didnt need a jacket this morning and was only going to wear a sweater. It is snowing. But im not going to fight him. We call this a learning experience.

I know a guy who's job title is "Senior Looker" And I could ask him what that means. Or I could pretend he gets paid to look at different things every day. "Yes, that is a soccer ball." "This is a painting of a field" I like to think "looking" pays 100k per year.

all i want to do is read book and play video game. but instead i have to go to work.

cigarettes centric content is an untapped gold mine in today's media

This is murder.

Vegan Hair Dye. For dogs. I think the tomato is my favorite

I've been a-blockin' and a-mutin' all afternoon but I want everyone to know that I never block for this reply, though the universe gives me multiple opportunities every day. Many would block, but I have the patience of a saint. Go in peace, little one.

I mean, yeah. That tracks.

WHAT THE FUCK

Hope you like your drinks room temperature because we are fucking DONE with ice. Please enjoy arbys

End qualified immunity

Qualified immunity has to immediately no longer be a thing. These assholes hide behind their badges and get away with literal murder. And its not just today.

Man. 3 wins on the spin an NUFC are right bavk up the pointy end of the league. I hope schar is OK but we have to be buying another CB sharpish.

@nbcnews.com you absolute cowards. Im watching your tentpole nightly news and you are giving cover to "woman doesnt do what thug wants so he kills her" You're not journalists

"Eat more protein and full fat butter" Bro. I honestly dont think i can man. Im tapped out. You giving out free steaks and butter?

Renee Good was from Colorado. Ive just seen @kylec.bsky.social on my TV saying so.

Sat at fucking swimming aren't I.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! THAT IS ABSOLUTELY SENSATIONAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BARNES! #NUFC LEAD! #LUFC #NEWLEE

New Chaos Gods pantheon leaked

Nice. We're 1990s Iraq.

The murdered woman's glove compartment is filled with stuffed animals.

My kitchen table issue is “don’t shoot people at their kitchen tables”

Mayor are in charge of the police department in their cities, it is a large part of their responsibility. Start arresting ICE members or this is all performative.

Timeline cleanse

Timeline cleanse

Maybe 6 7 just means Lewis Miley.

Tell you what. Im hugging my kids super tight here in a second.

Absolutely. Fucking. Not. For the same reasons I never did a 23andMe or Ancestry dot Com.

Im not going to get to watch any of this game. Its early dismissal at school and the kids have swim practice this afternoon. 😭

An UNARMED woman. WHO WAS LEAVING. What the fuck. How are people even trying to both sides nazi goons.

Here's a link to PISS CHAMP on spotify! I know a lot of you rightfully are not using Spotify right now, not sure this artist is on other platforms open.spotify.com/artist/4dHbC...

1. The Sotheby's Fall Auction in Hong Kong honestly, the best pop up musuem in the world that only exists for a week or two every year and you never know what is going to be on display. 2. The National Archives, DC March 2025, before the changes. It was cool as hell. very special experience.

I don't know what happens to the sink ever 12 to 18 months that I need to do this. Its like someone has been shoving toilet paper and hair down the pipe. I am royally pissed off.

We will not be getting a snow day. We will get maybe 1 inch is my prediction.

Kids have requested "Pasta Pillows" (ravioli) for dinner tonight. So thats 5 mins from a packet. Easy. Love that for me.

Vegan Hair Dye. For dogs. I think the tomato is my favorite